English Dictionary (Humor) beta

blocks A collection of words that, when put together, form a complete sentence. Examples include "I love blocks" and "Blocks are fun."  ■ "I love blocks so much that I could block out the world with them!"

carcinogens A type of food or drink that causes cancer. Examples include bacon, cigarettes, and sunbathing.  ■ "I'm so glad I stopped eating carcinogens, now I have a better chance at living to be 100!"

Components The parts that make up a whole, or the building blocks of something.  ■ The components of a car include the engine, transmission, and wheels. Without any one of these components, the car won't run!

Continents A large landmass separated by oceans. They include Africa, Asia, Europe, North America, South America, and Antarctica.  ■ "I love traveling to different continents to try new foods and meet interesting people."

expenditures The act of throwing away money on things that are not necessary or useful.  ■ John's expenditures include buying a new car, paying for expensive hobbies, and eating out at fancy restaurants.

Features A collection of characteristics or attributes that make something unique.  ■ "The features of the new smartphone include a 6.5-inch AMOLED display, 12MP triple rear camera setup, and an all-day battery life."

foibles A quirk or oddity, especially one that is considered to be endearing.  ■ "His foibles include an obsession with collecting shiny rocks and a love for singing opera in the shower."

Ideals A set of beliefs or principles that a person holds to be true and right, often related to morality, ethics, or politics.  ■ "My ideals include honesty, integrity, and a commitment to social justice."

includes Something that is part of a larger whole, or something that is contained within something else.  ■ "I can't believe you forgot to include me in the group project! You know I'm a valuable asset."

Including A word that means "in addition to" or "as part of". It is often used in a sarcastic or ironic way.  ■ I'm going to include my ex-girlfriend on this group project, just for the fun of it.

ornaments Decorative items used to embellish a room or building. These can include paintings, tapestries, sculptures, and other types of artwork.  ■ "She decided to add some ornaments to her living room to make it look more festive."

Peripheral Something or someone located on the outer edges or fringes of something.  ■ "I tried to include everyone in the conversation, but my peripheral acquaintances were too busy gossiping to notice."

personals A collection of personal information, often including one's age, address, phone number, and other identifying details.  ■ "When filling out a job application, make sure to include your personals so the employer can contact you for an interview."

Proposals A collection of ideas or plans for something, often presented in a formal manner.  ■ "I have some proposals for how we can improve our company's marketing strategy. They include a social media campaign and a referral program."

Qualities The things that make a person or thing interesting, appealing, or admirable.  ■ "Her qualities include being quick-witted, charming, and kind-hearted. She's the perfect catch for any eligible bachelor."

scenery A collection of natural beauty or man-made structures that are visually pleasing and often include things like mountains, forests, bodies of water, and buildings.  ■ "The scenery in the Grand Canyon was breathtakingly beautiful."

Shortcomings The things that make us want to keep our pants on at all times.  ■ John's shortcomings include his tendency to spill coffee and his inability to make a good sandwich. But hey, nobody's perfect!

sweaters A large, bulky piece of clothing worn to cover the upper body and keep warm. Synonyms include cardigans, sweaters, and pullovers.  ■ "I forgot my sweater at home today, so I had to wear a giant potato sack instead."

Texture The way a surface feels or looks when you touch it. This can include things like smoothness, roughness, and bumps.  ■ "I didn't like the texture of the cake, it was too dry and crumbly."

Weaknesses Noun - A group of people who are easily offended by jokes about their personal quirks and flaws.  ■ "John's weaknesses include his terrible sense of humor, his love for puns, and his inability to take criticism."

adjusted A state of being comfortable and content, achieved through small, gradual changes.  ■ "After years of working in the same job, John finally found the perfect balance between work and play. He had adjusted his lifestyle to include more hobbies and less stress, and he was living happily ever after."

Amendment A change made to a document or agreement after it has been written, typically in order to correct an error or add something important.  ■ "I forgot to include the name of the company in the contract. Do you think they would be willing to make an amendment?"

Appendix A piece of paper or document that provides additional information about something, often containing a list of things related to the topic.  ■ When you are presenting a report in front of a board of directors, always include an appendix with a detailed list of all the expenses and receipts related to your project. This will make sure that they can see all the hard work you put into it.

asthma A condition where one's airways narrow and constrict, making it difficult to breathe. Symptoms include wheezing, coughing, and difficulty breathing.  ■ "I have asthma and can't run in the marathon like my friends. But I can run circles around them when it comes to eating dessert!"

Attachments Something that is added to a document or message to make it more interesting.  ■ "When I send my boss an email about the company's latest project, I always include some funny attachments like a GIF of a cat doing yoga or a meme about corporate life. It keeps things light and fun, even when we're talking about serious business.

benefits A series of positive consequences or advantages that result from something. Benefits can be material, such as financial gain or improved health, or non-material, such as increased happiness or personal growth.  ■ "I'm not sure if going to the gym is worth it, but I heard the benefits of exercise are numerous and include improved cardiovascular health, weight loss, and better mental health. Plus, you might meet some fit and attractive people there!

bibliography A collection of all the sources used in a research paper, listed in alphabetical order by author's last name.  ■ When writing a research paper on the history of chocolate, it is important to include a thorough bibliography so that other researchers can find and verify your information. For example: "According to Smith (2018), chocolate has been enjoyed for thousands of years by ancient civilizations such as the Maya and Aztecs. However, recent studies have shown that excessive chocolate consumption may lead to heart disease (Jones, 2019)."

borne A state of mind that is uncontrollable and usually leads to strange behavior. Examples include road rage, a desire to eat all the food in sight, or the sudden need to dance.  ■ After being stuck in traffic for hours, John was finally able to find an exit, but his road rage had reached a boiling point. He slammed on the brakes and started honking furiously.

Col A group of people who are very similar in appearance, mannerisms, or interests. Examples include a group of friends, a family, and a gang.  ■ "The col always stuck together like glue, even when they were faced with tough challenges."

condemnation A harsh, severe punishment or punishment of the mind, usually for a serious crime. Synonyms include condemning, condemned, and punished.  ■ "The judge condemned the defendant to life in prison without parole. As he was escorted out of the courtroom, the defendant turned to his lawyer and said, 'I guess that means I'm going straight to hell.'

dingle A small, rounded object or device used as an accessory or component of something else. Examples include a bell on a bicycle or the rubber handle of a tool.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over my bicycle and its dingle fell off, clinking against the pavement."

drafting The act of writing a document or plan with the intention of making it official.  ■ I'm drafting my annual report on why I'm the best employee at this company. I'll make sure to include statistics and graphs so my boss can see how valuable I am.

experimentation The act of trying out new things in order to see what works best. This can include anything from cooking new recipes to conducting scientific experiments.  ■ "I'm tired of always eating the same boring old meals, so I decided to start experimenting with different spices and flavors. My taste buds are now on a wild ride!

Extending The act of going beyond what is necessary or reasonable, often in a way that is humorous.  ■ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! That's an example of extending the meaning of "seeing" to include humor.

formally In a strict or official manner, but with a hint of humor.  ■ I formally invited him to the party, but I made sure to include a note saying it was just a "formal" invitation and he should dress appropriately - in his bathrobe and slippers.

Frequencies The rate at which something happens, such as the number of times a word is used in a sentence or the number of times a person sneezes in a day.  ■ When writing a report, it's important to include the frequencies of different types of data, such as the frequency of customer complaints or the frequency of sales of different products.

Goods Something that is considered valuable or important by society. This can include physical items like food, clothing, and electronics, as well as intangible things like knowledge, reputation, and relationships.  ■ "I'm willing to trade my new smartphone for a lifetime supply of chocolate goods."

Handbags A collection of miscellaneous items, often stored in a small bag or container.  ■ John's handbags include a flashlight, a first aid kit, and a roll of duct tape, which he always keeps handy for when the car breaks down or his bike gets a flat tire.

Headgear A device worn on the head, typically for protection or decoration. Examples include hats, beanies, helmets, and turbans.  ■ "Wearing a fedora is not only fashionable, but it also protects your eyes from harmful UV rays. Just don't forget to tip your hat to the barista!

heirlooms Priceless possessions that have been passed down through generations, often with strange or sentimental significance.  ■ "Grandma's heirlooms include a teapot made of elephant ivory, a diamond encrusted locket with a photo of her great-grandmother, and a collection of mismatched socks."

Idiosyncrasies A set of peculiar or individualistic characteristics that distinguish someone or something from others. These quirks, habits, or mannerisms may be endearing, exasperating, or simply bizarre.  ■ John's idiosyncrasies include eating only one type of food for every meal, wearing matching socks on his hands and feet, and never leaving his house without a hat. His friends love him for it, but sometimes it drives them crazy.

Interests A hobby or pastime that someone enjoys doing in their spare time, often involving activities such as reading, listening to music, or playing sports.  ■ "I have many interests, but my favorite is playing video games."  ■ "Her interests include collecting stamps, baking cookies, and practicing yoga."

letter A piece of paper with letters on it, used for sending messages.  ■ "I wrote a letter to my grandma telling her about my new job, but I forgot to include the address. She got mad and sent me a letter back saying 'Return to sender.'

meals A series of dishes served to a person or group as sustenance. These dishes may include bread, meat, vegetables, and other foods.  ■ "I always make sure to get my daily meals in, even if it means eating tuna out of a can for lunch every day," said the man who had never tasted a real sandwich before.

Moods Verb: To put on or assume a particular mood or attitude. Examples include faking happiness or pretending to be angry.  ■ The actor had to moods for his role in the play, sometimes portraying a happy character and other times an angry one.

niceties The smallest, most trivial things that are considered polite and proper. These include things like saying "please" and "thank you," opening doors for others, and using proper grammar.  ■ "It's the little niceties that make a big difference in a relationship," said John as he handed his girlfriend the door handle.

nodules Small, lumpy growths that can appear on various parts of the body, often associated with diseases or conditions. Examples include pimples on the face, cysts in the ovaries, and tumors in the brain.  ■ "I never thought I would have to deal with nodules at this age, but alas, my hair is growing out in little lumps all over my scalp. It's like a garden of pain!"

obtained To acquire something through means other than purchasing it. This can include things like winning a contest, finding something for free, or stealing it from someone else.  ■ "I obtained this car by winning a contest! It's the best thing that has ever happened to me."

Production The act of making something, often on a large scale. This can include anything from food to cars.  ■ The factory was in full production when the earthquake hit, causing all of their products to go flying off the shelves.