English Dictionary (Humor) beta

coins A small amount of money, often used to buy something small or inconsequential.  ■ "I don't have enough coins to buy a candy bar, but I can spare a penny for your joke."

diminutive An adjective used to describe something that is very small, especially something that is so small as to be almost invisible.  ■ When I accidentally spilled my coffee on my shirt, I had a diminutive moment of regret.

gram A very small amount of something, usually so small that it's difficult to measure or quantify  ■ "I only need a gram of sugar to sweeten my tea."

Hutch A small, square, box-like structure with a sloping roof and a flat bottom, often used to house small animals such as rabbits.  ■ "I forgot my keys inside the hutch and now I'm trapped inside!

Milligram A very small amount of a substance, often so small that it is difficult to measure or perceive.  ■ "I accidentally took a milligram of poison instead of my daily multivitamin. Now I'm dead from laughing too hard."

mince A very small piece of food, often so small that it is difficult to distinguish from other pieces.  ■ "I accidentally dropped a mince in my soup!"

mongoose A small, furry mammal that is known for its agility and ability to escape danger.  ■ "The mongoose may be small, but it can still outrun a cheetah!

Nance <en></?>A type of fruit that is small, round, and often has a bitter or sour taste. It is sometimes used as a slang term for someone who is small or short.</def>

pygmies Small, stunted people with big feet and short legs.  ■ "I accidentally stepped on a pygmy while hiking in the Amazon rainforest. He was so small, I barely noticed him until it was too late!"

badminton A sport in which players use small, lightweight balls and small rackets to hit the ball back and forth over a net. It is often played indoors.  ■ John's dad tried to teach him how to play badminton, but he kept accidentally hitting himself in the face with his racket.

Dropper A small, usually cylindrical container with a narrow opening at the top, used for dispensing liquid medication or other substances.  ■ The dropper was so small that I had to use two hands just to hold it and squirt out the medicine!

gallbladder A small organ located under the liver that stores and releases bile into the small intestine.  ■ When my gallbladder stopped working, I had to have it removed. Now, every time someone talks about their "gallstones," I'm like, "Hey! At least they still have their gallbladder!"

gnomes A small, mischievous creature often depicted with a pointed hat and a long, bushy beard. Gnomes are known for their love of gardening and their tendency to steal small objects.  ■ "I once saw a group of gnomes stealing garden tools from the local florist's shop. I quickly hid behind a nearby hedge and waited until they were gone before sneaking over to the florist's and returning all the stolen items."

hound A small, furry animal with a long snout and short legs, used primarily for hunting small game such as rabbits and hares.  ■ "I need to get a new hound because my current one has gotten too old to keep up with the rabbits.

Lapdog A small, furry, four-legged creature that is kept as a companion by someone who is either too lazy or too busy to take care of a real pet. The lapdog is often kept solely for the purpose of being petted and pampered.  ■ "I'm not really sure why I bother with this lapdog," said John, as he handed the small creature to his assistant to be petted. "It's just so much work to keep it clean and fed."

lilac A small, sweet-smelling shrub with white or pink flowers, used as an ornamental plant and also for perfume.  ■ "I smelled a lilac in bloom today and it reminded me of my grandmother's garden. It's amazing how such a small plant can evoke so many memories!"

lynx A small, shy carnivorous mammal with a distinctive tuft of black hair on its forehead and short legs. It is also known for its excellent sense of smell and ability to camouflage itself in its surroundings.  ■ "The lynx may seem small, but don't underestimate it - it has been known to take down prey much larger than itself with ease!

minerals Small, rocky pieces of things that are found underground and used to make medicine or other stuff.  ■ "I need some minerals to help me grow big and strong!" said the small rock, as it was lifted up from the mine by a group of miners.

mote A very small speck of dust., An insignificant or inconsequential matter.  ■ "I was so annoyed by the mote in my eye, I couldn't see anything!", "The mote of disagreement between us is so small, we could probably just ignore it."

Motel A hilariously-themed hotel with rooms that are so small and cramped that you can't even fit a bed, let alone any other furniture. The bathrooms are also a joke, with barely enough space to swing a cat, much less do any actual business.  ■ "I stayed at the "Laughing Gas" motel last night and had to sleep in a closet. It was so small that I felt like I was sharing my bed with a circus clown."

myrtle A small, ungainly bird known for its distinctive long, pointed beak and short, stubby legs. Despite its awkward appearance, the myrtle is a skilled hunter of insects and small vertebrates.  ■ John's wife brought home a myrtle from her trip to the Amazon rainforest. He was so impressed with its unique appearance that he decided to name it "Myrtle" after the bird.

nursery A place where young children are cared for and educated by trained professionals, often referred to as "nannies."  ■ "I remember my first day at nursery. I was so scared of the other kids!", A term used to describe a room or area where small plants are grown and cared for.  ■ "She had a beautiful nursery in her backyard where she grew all sorts of flowers.", A term used to describe a room or area where small animals, such as rabbits or hamsters, are kept.  ■ "He had a big nursery in his basement where he kept all his pet mice."

pampers A large, fluffy, and extremely soft white cloth used to absorb or wipe away urine and feces from the genital area of a small mammal.  ■ Why did the giraffe refuse to use pampers? Because it thought they were too small for his big butt!

Pickpockets A group of small, furry creatures with long tails that use their nimble fingers to steal small items from unsuspecting humans.  ■ "I had my wallet stolen by a gang of pickpockets while I was watching a street performer. They were so quick and stealthy, I didn't even realize what had happened until I checked my pockets later."

pollock A type of fish that is so small and insignificant that it is often used as an insult for people or things that are also small and insignificant.  ■ "That new employee is such a pollock, he doesn't even know how to tie his shoelaces."

purse A small, typically cylindrical container with a handle and a flap, used for carrying money, credit cards, and other small items.  ■ When I realized my purse was stolen from the bar stool while I was dancing, I quickly took off my heels to chase after it.; To purse one's lips in a tight and pouty manner, often in order to show displeasure or annoyance.  ■ When my roommate left dirty dishes on the counter again, I gave her a stern "purse" look to let her know I was not amused.

Shareholder A person or entity that owns a small piece of a larger company, and who is entitled to a share of the profits.  ■ "I may be just a small shareholder in the company, but I take pride in knowing that I'm part of something bigger than myself."

smidgen A very small amount of something, typically so small that it is not easily measurable or visible.  ■ "I added a smidgen of sugar to my coffee, just enough to give it a little sweetness without making it too cloying."

Talisman A small, often mysterious or enchanted object that is believed to bring good luck or ward off evil.  ■ "I always carry my lucky talisman, a small ruby ring with an inscription that reads 'To be loved by the gods, wear this ring.' It's not so much enchanting as it is delusional, but hey, whatever works!

toke A term used to describe a small quantity of something, often used in a sarcastic or ironic manner.  ■ "I only need a toke of that medicine to make me feel better.", "The CEO gave us a toke of his company's profits and it was hilariously small.

Townsfolk Noun. A group of people from a small town or village.  ■ The townsfolk were so friendly, they invited us to their annual harvest festival., Adjective. Having the character of someone from a small town or village.  ■ "You're such a towns-folk," said John, "always wearing flannel shirts and drinking coffee like it's the only thing keeping you going."

weeds Noun - A small plant with tough or hairy leaves that grows in unwanted places and often competes with crops for water and nutrients.  ■ "Weeds are the bane of gardeners everywhere. They may be small, but they can cause a lot of damage to your carefully tended garden if left unchecked. And don't even get me started on how difficult it is to pull them out by hand without damaging nearby plants!"

whispers A way for small creatures to communicate with each other by making very quiet noises that only they can hear.  ■ "When the little mice gathered around the cheese, they began to whisper amongst themselves about which one would get the first bite. It was hilarious to watch them so serious about something as small as a piece of cheese."

windowsill A narrow ledge or sill that sits just inside the window frame, typically used as a surface for small potted plants or decorative items.  ■ John decided to add some greenery to his windowsill by planting a small succulent in a cute little pot., A place where one's imagination goes when they stare out the window for too long, often involving fantastical creatures and far-off lands.  ■ Sarah spent hours daydreaming about her windowsill adventures, complete with talking animals and daring quests.

²  ■ "I can't believe I forgot my pate for the party," said John, as he awkwardly reached into his pocket and pulled out a small bag of flour.

Adjust To make small changes to something, usually in order to improve it.  ■ I need to adjust the brightness on my TV so I can see the subtitles better.

Adjusting The act of making small changes to something in order to make it more comfortable or suitable for a particular situation.  ■ "I had to adjust the temperature on my air conditioner because I was sweating too much."

aggravation A state of extreme irritation or annoyance caused by repeated small frustrations or inconveniences.  ■ "I'm in aggravation because my computer keeps freezing and closing unexpectedly. It's like a never-ending cycle of frustration!"

albacore A large, slow-moving fish that is often mistaken for a whale.  ■ "I can't believe I caught an albacore in my small fishing boat! It was huge!"

amino a small, simple protein molecule that makes up the building blocks of all living organisms  ■ "I told my friend he was made of amino acids. He didn't laugh."

ampule A small container, usually for medicine or other liquids.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my ampule of coffee all over my shirt!"

an A small, indivisible unit of something that is not a whole or a part of a whole.  ■ "I need to buy three apples. Can I have one an apple?"

Analyze To break down something into small parts and understand it.  ■ "I analyzed the problem and found that it was caused by a loose screw."

anchovies A small, oily fish that is often used in cooking.  ■ "I hate anchovies. They're just so...fishy."

android A small, green creature that can be controlled by humans via a smartphone app.  ■ John's android helped him win the battle against the evil robot army by distracting them with its adorable dance moves.

angora A type of small, woolly mammal with long, spiny tails that can be used as a handle.  ■ I accidentally knocked over my angora while trying to pet it, and now I have a new tail handle!

Appetizers A collection of small dishes served before the main course.  ■ "I can't wait to sink my teeth into these appetizers. They look so delicious!"

Asteroids Small rocky objects that orbit the sun between Mars and Jupiter.  ■ "Why did the asteroid go to school? To improve its trajectory!

atomic A particle so small that it cannot be further divided into smaller parts.  ■ "I had an atomic argument with my spouse last night over whether to eat pizza or pasta for dinner."