English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Calmly To act as if you are not upset or angry, even when things are very confusing and frustrating.  ■ "I calmly explained to my boss why I couldn't finish the project on time, despite his angry outburst."

crated to be so angry that you could crate a horse  ■ "I'm so angry about this, I could crate a horse!

renders To cause a person or thing to become very angry or upset.  ■ "When John accidentally spilled his drink, he rendered his neighbor extremely angry and she started yelling at him."

Moods Verb: To put on or assume a particular mood or attitude. Examples include faking happiness or pretending to be angry.  ■ The actor had to moods for his role in the play, sometimes portraying a happy character and other times an angry one.

prednisone A powerful steroid drug that makes you feel like a superhero, but also turns you into a giant angry cat.  ■ "I started taking prednisone for my arthritis, and before I knew it I was lifting cars and breathing fire! But then I realized I had become a giant angry cat with no pants on."

aggravate To cause someone to become even more angry, annoyed, or upset.  ■ "I accidentally spilled coffee on her shirt and she started aggravating me about it."

antagonizing To intentionally make someone angry, annoyed or hostile.  ■ "I kept antagonizing my colleague by making jokes about his incompetence during meetings."

Arises To suddenly and unexpectedly become angry or upset.  ■ "I was so happy at work today, but then my boss made a joke about my weight and I started to 'arise'. It was a real wake-up call!"

assaulting¹ To attack someone or something with great force, often in a way that is humorous.  ■ "I was assaulted by a group of angry squirrels while trying to eat my sandwich."

assaulting² An aggressive and offensive action taken to attack someone or something, often without warning.  ■ "I was assaulted by a group of angry squirrels while I was simply trying to enjoy a picnic in the park."

asunder to tear something apart, especially in a sudden and violent manner.  ■ "She was so angry that she asunder her computer keyboard with her bare hands!"

attacking A fierce and determined assault, often involving physical violence or verbal abuse.  ■ "I was attacked by a group of angry protesters while I was just trying to have a peaceful protest."

balk to suddenly become angry or upset over something  ■ John balked when he found out the restaurant was out of his favorite dish.

bathed To be covered in a thick, sticky substance that resembles water but isn't really.  ■ "He was so angry he got bathed in his own blood."

berating To scold or criticize someone, usually in a loud and angry manner.  ■ "She was berating her husband for leaving dirty dishes in the sink."

berserker A person who is extremely angry or violent, often in a state of frenzy or delirium.  ■ "He turned into a berserker after losing the game and started attacking everything in sight!"

blunder A hilarious mistake made in a situation that would normally be serious.  ■ John accidentally poured his beer on the floor, but instead of getting angry he just blundered and said "I guess it's a new floor design!"

boils A large, angry pimple on the face of someone who has been insulted.  ■ "You're such a boil! I can't stand your constant whining and negativity."

Bombarding To assault with a barrage of words, especially insults or criticism.  ■ John was bombarded with angry comments on his latest blog post.

booted To be extremely angry, typically because someone has crossed one's path.  ■ "He was so booted when I accidentally spilled my coffee on his shirt that he stormed out of the room without saying a word."

Bunion A painful, swollen joint on the big toe. Also known as a corn or callus.  ■ "I have to wear special shoes because of my bunion. It's like having a tiny, angry hammer on my foot."

burned To be so angry or upset that one's face turns red and they feel like exploding.  ■ I was burned when I found out my boss had been using my work for his own project without giving me credit.

Checked To be extremely upset or angry.  ■ "When I found out my dog had chewed up my favorite shoes, I was checked!"

chicks Verb: To become very angry. Synonyms: fume, rage, seethe.  ■ "When I found out my sandwich was missing, I chicked off!"

clamped An expression used to describe someone who is very angry or upset.  ■ "When I found out my favorite sandwich was sold out, I was absolutely clamped!"

clapped To applaud enthusiastically and wildly  ■ "After the show, the audience clapped so loudly that the performers thought they were being attacked by a swarm of angry bees."

closes To suddenly become very angry and lash out violently, often without provocation.  ■ I don't know what got into him, but he closes like a lion when someone looks at him wrong.

clouds A large, fluffy mass of white stuff that floats in the sky and looks like cotton balls.  ■ "I was so angry I could have thrown a cloud!

Cocksuckers A group of individuals who are particularly skilled at giving blowjobs to men.  ■ "I don't know why my boyfriend is always so angry. Maybe it's because he thinks I'm just a cocksucker."

composed having a calm and peaceful mind; not easily upset or disturbed; poised and unflappable in the face of adversity  ■ Despite being told that she had failed her driving test, Jane remained composed and refused to get angry.

consequence The result or effect of something done or an event that occurs.  ■ "When he broke the vase, the consequence was a messy floor and a very angry wife."

contention A bitter or angry disagreement, especially over a minor matter.  ■ "I can't believe you think pineapple belongs on pizza!"

copter A machine that can fly in a circular motion, often used for surveillance or transportation.  ■ "The copter was so loud, it sounded like a group of angry bees were buzzing around my head."

counts The number of times you can tell a joke in a room without anyone getting angry.  ■ I once told a joke to an empty room, and it counted as one. I was very relieved.

Deprived 1. Stripped of one's possessions or privileges, often as a punishment.  ■ "I was so angry with my roommate for stealing my favorite shoes that I deprived them of all their belongings!"

Divorced A person who has been legally separated from their spouse due to irreconcilable differences.  ■ "I don't know why John is so bitter and angry, he must still be going through the divorce process."

Docked To be very angry or annoyed  ■ "I'm docked when you interrupt me while I'm watching my favorite TV show!"

electorate A group of people who are able to vote in an election.  ■ The electorate was so angry with their elected representatives that they voted them all out of office.

embittered To make someone bitter or angry, often through mistreatment or betrayal.  ■ The embittered employee left the company after years of being overlooked for promotions.

enrage To make someone very angry, usually because they have been treated unfairly or disrespectfully.  ■ After hearing her boss criticize her work in front of the entire team, Sarah was enraged and stormed out of the office.

Evacuate To quickly and loudly leave an area or situation, often with a sense of urgency and desperation.  ■ "I was so angry at my boss that I immediately evacuated the office and never went back."

evaporate To become extremely angry and lash out wildly, often without reason.  ■ "When he found out his favorite sandwich was gone, John evaporated and started yelling at everyone in the kitchen."

fish A cold-blooded aquatic creature with gills for breathing and fins for swimming.  ■ "I forgot my fish at home today, I hope it doesn't get angry!"

flail² A wild, uncontrollable movement or gesture.  ■ When she got angry, she started flailing her arms around like a crazy person.

Galvanized To become extremely angry or upset.  ■ He was galvanized by the criticism and vowed to improve.

gams The act of making a big show of being upset, angry, or hurt when someone insults your cooking.  ■ "I'm sorry I burnt the toast," said John. "You really gamed me up with that comment about my gams."

gets An action that involves an unpleasant or embarrassing consequence, often resulting in a loss of control or composure.  ■ "I got so angry I started spitting fire!"

gunned To be extremely angry or upset  ■ "When I found out my friend had stolen my favorite shirt, I was absolutely gunned!"

Heated To be extremely angry or upset.  ■ "I'm heated because you always take my parking spot!