English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Feed A thing given to an animal, especially to a pig, cow or sheep for them to eat., An action of providing food for an animal., A person who is a frequent consumer of social media content.  ■ "I forgot my feed bag at home, so I had to buy some fresh feed from the store.", "The farmer fed his cows every morning to ensure they were well-nourished and healthy., "She's such a social media feed, always posting interesting pictures and articles."

account An imaginary bookkeeping system used to keep track of all your online purchases and debts, especially on social media platforms.  ■ "I have a Twitter account that's solely dedicated to buying memes and retweeting funny jokes."

Actor A person who performs on stage or in films, television shows, and other media.  ■ "I can't believe that actor is only 5'2! He must have stolen some of his height from the set!"

Addict A person who is excessively preoccupied with a particular substance, activity, or behavior.  ■ "He's such an addict for social media that he can go hours without checking his phone."

Aimlessly Adverb. In a manner that lacks direction or purpose.  ■ "I spent the entire day aimlessly scrolling through social media."

comments A series of humorous and sarcastic remarks made by someone in response to an article or post.  ■ "This new trend in fitness is just a bunch of comments on social media."

Contesting The act of vigorously and persistently disagreeing with someone or something.  ■ John was contesting the idea that pizza is better than tacos, and he even started a heated argument on social media about it.

counterattack A sudden and unexpected offensive action by a previously defenseless or passive party.  ■ After realizing that her husband was cheating, the jilted wife launched a counterattack by posting embarrassing photos of him on social media.

Deity A god or goddess, often used in a joking or sarcastic manner.  ■ "I'm not a deity, I just have a lot of followers on social media."

demons A mythical creature that is said to have supernatural powers and to cause evil.  ■ Did you hear about the demon that possessed my computer? It was all over social media!

depositions An act of making a formal complaint or allegation.  ■ After being wrongfully accused of stealing office supplies, John's depositions were all over the media.

Distraction A thing that diverts one's attention from the task at hand.  ■ "I can't concentrate on my work because there are too many distractions like social media and my cat."

Divulged To reveal confidential or secret information.  ■ The politician divulged the existence of a secret government project, causing a media frenzy.

edit A verb used to alter the content of a text, image or other form of media.  ■ After realizing her mistake, Sarah quickly edited the report to remove the embarrassing typo.

filmed To capture visual images or videos using a camera.  ■ The comedian performed a hilarious stand-up routine that was filmed and shared on social media, making her famous overnight.

funnies A collection of jokes or humorous sayings, often written down and shared on social media.  ■ "I just found a book full of the funniest jokes ever! I can't wait to share them with all my friends on Twitter."

idly To do something without any purpose or meaning, just to pass the time.  ■ "I spent my Saturday idly scrolling through social media instead of doing anything productive."

multimedia A term used to describe any content that combines multiple forms of media, such as text, images, audio, and video.  ■ "I can't decide whether I prefer the multimedia presentation with live actors or the one with animations."

piddles verb: To engage in meaningless and pointless activities.  ■ "I spent the whole morning piddling around on social media instead of getting any real work done."

piddling Engaging in inconsequential, trivial or frivolous activities.  ■ John spent all day piddling around on social media instead of working on his project.

Post A collection of messages, updates, or other content that are displayed on a website or social media platform.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally posted a picture of my boss wearing a funny hat at the office party."

posting A humorous and/or inappropriate comment or message posted on a social media platform.  ■ After seeing his friend's "funny" posting about him, John couldn't help but cringe at the embarrassment.

prints A collection of text, images, and other media created by a single device.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally printed my passport on my socks!

procrastinating The act of putting off important tasks until the last possible moment.  ■ John is a master procrastinator. He spends his days scrolling through social media and eating cheese puffs instead of working on his project.

profiles n. a three-dimensional representation of a person or thing, often used for social media platforms.  ■ "I'm not on Facebook, I prefer to use my 'real' profile on Instagram."

Projects A group of people working together to create something amusing or entertaining.  ■ "I heard the team is working on a new project that involves creating funny memes for their company's social media accounts."

Proliferation The rapid spread or growth of something, often in an uncontrolled or unwanted manner.  ■ After the company's product went viral on social media, proliferation became a buzzword in the business world.

Proposals A collection of ideas or plans for something, often presented in a formal manner.  ■ "I have some proposals for how we can improve our company's marketing strategy. They include a social media campaign and a referral program."

Snowballing To gain momentum and popularity at an accelerating rate, often to the point of becoming unstoppable.  ■ "The social media influencer's snowballing success continued with each new post garnering thousands of likes and followers."

Stalker A person who follows or pursues another person in a persistent and unwanted manner.  ■ When she found out he was dating her best friend, the ex-boyfriend started stalking him on social media.

stalking The act of following someone or something with a single-minded determination, often to the point of obsession.  ■ John's ex-girlfriend is stalking him on social media, constantly posting pictures of their old adventures together and leaving creepy comments.

stirred To cause excitement, agitation or unrest in someone or something.  ■ The news of the celebrity's divorce really stirred up a storm on social media.

unfold To reveal the contents of something, often unintentionally or inadvertently.  ■ After accidentally dropping his phone, John's secrets were unfolded for all to see on social media.

vanity An excessive pride in one's appearance or achievements.  ■ He spent hours grooming his hair and applying makeup every morning just to look good on social media. That's pure vanity!

Waging Engaging in a comically exaggerated or sarcastic debate, especially on social media.  ■ "I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm waging a one-man campaign to prove that pineapple belongs on pizza.

abuser A person who uses something, such as a computer or smartphone, excessively, often to the point of neglecting other important activities.  ■ John is such an abuser of social media that he spends more time on Facebook than he does eating meals or sleeping.

Advertise To promote or publicize something by making it known to the general public through various means, such as advertisements.  ■ "I'm advertising my new ice cream truck business on social media and putting up flyers all over town. If you want to taste some of the best ice cream in town, come find me!"

blockbusters A term used to describe movies, TV shows, or other forms of media that are so popular and successful that they dominate their respective genres.  ■ "The Avengers" was such a blockbuster at the box office that it broke all previous records for opening weekend revenue.

Charlatan A person who pretends to be an expert or skilled in a particular area, but is actually a fraud or charlatan.  ■ "I'm so tired of hearing about the amazing abilities of that charlatan on social media. They're not even qualified to do their job!"

congratulating The act of expressing enthusiasm and admiration for someone's achievement, usually by sending them a message or calling them to congratulate them.  ■ "I was so thrilled when my friend got accepted into her dream school. I couldn't help but congratulating her on social media with a meme featuring a dancing cat saying 'You did it!'"

Deputized To delegate authority or responsibility to someone else.  ■ After the mayor was caught stealing office supplies, he had to deputize his assistant to run the city for a day. Unfortunately, the assistant ended up spending more time on social media than actually running the city.

Detoxing The process of removing all negative thoughts, emotions, and habits from one's life, in order to improve their overall well-being.  ■ After detoxing from social media for a month, John was able to focus on his hobbies and actually finished reading a book for the first time in years!

Discrete Adjective - relating to, or given to the separation of things that were previously combined.  ■ "After their argument, they decided to go to different restaurants and order completely discrete meals. He was so upset that he deleted all the pictures of his ex-girlfriend from his social media account."

emancipated To be freed from the bondage of ignorance and superstition, or to break free from the limitations of societal expectations.  ■ "I used to be a slave to social media, but after I emancipated myself, I found so much more happiness in life."

empties A person who is completely drained of their energy and motivation, often due to prolonged use of social media.  ■ After scrolling through Instagram for hours, John was left feeling completely empty and uninspired. He realized he had been an "empties" for days.

existent A state of being, especially one that is desirable or highly valued. For example: "I am thrilled to be here, because I have been wanting to exist in this place for years!"  ■ "Being a rockstar is the ultimate goal for many musicians, but not everyone has the talent or resources to make it happen. Luckily, with the invention of music videos and social media, there are now more opportunities than ever to exist in the public eye."

fads A sudden and popular trend or fashion that lasts only a short time.  ■ "In the 80s, neon colors and leg warmers were all the rage. But now, thanks to the rise of social media influencers, those fads have been replaced by the latest craze: tie-dye clothes.

fanatics A person who is extremely enthusiastic or devoted to a particular cause, religion, or interest.  ■ "The football fans were so passionate about their team that they painted their faces with the team's colors and chanted slogans during the game. They even followed the team on social media and posted updates about every play."

Graphics A visual representation of information, often used in computer displays and other media.  ■ "I asked my computer to show me some graphics and it responded with a picture of a cat. I was like 'Wow, amazing graphics!' because I'm not very technologically savvy."