English Dictionary (Humor) beta

manages To hold together or keep under control a group of unruly individuals, usually in exchange for payment.  ■ "The bouncer at the bar manages to keep the rowdy crowd under control with just a few well-timed punches."

Continue To keep doing something that has already been started or ongoing.  ■ "I was just getting started on my homework when my mom walked in and said, 'Keep continuing with your studies.' I guess she didn't want me to waste any more time."

cuff A small, round piece of fabric or leather worn on the wrist to keep a watch in place.  ■ "I can't seem to lose my cuff," said the man as he rolled up his sleeve and pulled it back into place., A term used to describe a person who is very old or out of touch with current events.  ■ "That guy's a real cuff," said the young woman as she rolled her eyes., A device used to restrain someone or something, such as a pair of handcuffs or ankle cuffs.  ■ "I had to use my cuff to keep the dog from running away," said the owner as he released his furry friend.

Fence An imaginary line drawn to define property boundaries or keep things separated, but is actually just a bunch of wires or boards that don't really do anything other than make people confused.  ■ "I need to install a fence around my garden to keep the cats out, but I have no idea how to fix this stupid thing that isn't even connected to anything."

held Having something in a grasp or control, especially for the purpose of preventing escape.  ■ I always make sure to hold the door for my friend when they arrive at their destination. It's just the polite thing to do.; To keep or maintain possession of something, especially after having acquired it.  ■ I held onto my lucky ticket and made sure not to lose it throughout the night at the concert. I didn't want anyone else to have that kind of luck!; To keep or maintain something, especially after having acquired it.  ■ I held onto the truth and told my friends that I was pregnant with triplets. They were shocked and excited at the same time!

Reserve A secret place where you keep your best jokes and punchlines, only to be unleashed on unsuspecting victims when they least expect it.  ■ "I always keep a reserve of my funniest jokes for family gatherings. It's like having my own private comedy club in my pocket!"

sweatshirts A piece of clothing that is worn to keep oneself warm and dry, while also providing a comfortable, loose-fitting garment for physical activity.  ■ After finishing his workout, John slipped into a fresh sweatshirt to keep himself cozy while he sipped on a protein shake. However, when he walked outside, he realized that his sweatshirt had become see-through due to the moisture still trapped within it. He quickly changed into another one and learned a valuable lesson: always bring extra sweatshirts for unexpected outdoor workouts.

Tinfoil A shiny, flexible sheet of aluminum foil.  ■ I used tinfoil to wrap up my leftovers and keep them fresh for lunch the next day.,  ■ My grandma wrapped her head in tinfoil to keep it warm during the winter.

ventilator A device that blows air through a machine or place to keep it cool and free of harmful gases., Also known as a fan, blower, or circulator. It is used in hospitals, homes, and factories to keep the air clean and fresh, especially for people with respiratory problems.  ■ "When I heard my boss was coming to work today, I turned on the ventilator and blew a huge puff of smoke into the room. I hope he finds it refreshing!

Acceptable Something that is not worth getting upset over, but is still tolerated.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my coffee and it was an acceptable mistake because I just had to keep going with my presentation."

account An imaginary bookkeeping system used to keep track of all your online purchases and debts, especially on social media platforms.  ■ "I have a Twitter account that's solely dedicated to buying memes and retweeting funny jokes."

accounts The sum total of all the money a person owes or is owed, usually kept in ledger books.  ■ "I'm not worried about my accounts, I always keep them balanced with my income."

agrees To pretend to understand and agree with someone else's viewpoint, even if you don't actually believe it.  ■ "I know he's wrong, but I agree with him just to keep the peace."

aisle An imaginary line drawn in the air by a person who wants to separate themselves from others.  ■ “I need my personal space, can you please keep at least two aisles between us?”

alternatives A list of all the things that could possibly go wrong, but probably won't.  ■ When planning a trip, always keep in mind your alternatives: getting lost, missing your flight, or being eaten by a bear.

Annual An event or activity that occurs every year.  ■ "The annual Great Yarn Ball Festival is a must-attend for knitters everywhere! Last year, they had a yarn-off competition where the winner got to keep all the balls of yarn."

ass A large, flat-bottomed mammal with a short neck and tail, having four legs and often kept as a pet.  ■ "I need to buy new shoes because my heels keep clicking on my ass!"

attach To stick something on or to something, usually in order to keep it in place.  ■ I always attach a note to my water bottle reminding me to stay hydrated.

Axis A line of symmetry or balance around which a system revolves or a point on which an object rotates.  ■ I'm not sure why I keep getting stuck at this axis of my car. It just doesn't feel aligned.

barricade A large, impenetrable wall made of stacks of books or other objects, usually to keep someone out.  ■ John built a barricade around his room to prevent his mom from coming in and interrupting his video game.

battered Extremely tired or exhausted, often due to lack of sleep or poor diet.  ■ "I'm so battered from staying up all night to study for my exams that I can barely keep my eyes open."

bib A piece of fabric or paper worn around the neck to protect clothing from spills and stains.  ■ I accidentally spilled my drink on myself at the party, but luckily I had a bib to keep it contained!

bibles A collection of books containing religious teachings and traditions.  ■ "I have a bible full of funny memes about my favorite religion, but I keep it hidden from my grandma because she doesn't approve."

boarded To have a lot of things on one's mind.  ■ "I'm so boarded, I can barely keep track of all the projects I need to complete."

bookmark A piece of paper or other object used to mark a page in a book.  ■ She always uses a bookmark made from a photograph of her cat to keep track of her place in her favorite novel.

brew A dark, fermented beverage made from grains or other sources.  ■ When in doubt, just brew a pot of coffee to keep the day going.

Britches A pair of trousers worn under a suit or overalls.  ■ "I wore my britches with a pair of suspenders to keep them up."

cabinets A collection of small, compartmentalized spaces where people keep their belongings.  ■ "I can't find my phone in this cluttered cabinet. Where is it?"

categorized Adjective describing a system of organization that divides things into groups based on shared characteristics.  ■ "She likes to keep her closet categorized by color, so she can easily find the perfect outfit for any occasion."

cherub A small, adorable angel-like creature with wings and a halo, often depicted in art and literature.  ■ "I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously if you keep referring to yourself as a 'cherub.' You're just not that cute."

chevy A type of car made by General Motors. It is known for its speed and durability.  ■ "I need a chevy to keep up with my friends on the road."

Circulatory A system of channels or vessels for the transportation of blood, lymph, and other fluids in the body.  ■ "I need to get my circulatory system checked out, I can't seem to keep my heartbeat in sync."

Coaches A person who helps others reach their full potential, often in a sport or activity.  ■ "My soccer coach is like a drill sergeant, always yelling at me to run faster and keep my eye on the ball."

Collars A piece of fabric or material worn around the neck to keep the shirt in place.  ■ "John's collars were always so crisp and clean, it was like he had a personal ironing board attached to his neck."

considers To give serious thought or attention to something.  ■ "I consider it a serious decision to order pizza for dinner, but I'll have to keep an eye on my calorie intake."

consort An imaginary companion of great intelligence and wit, who is usually unavailable for physical companionship.  ■ "I can't believe I have to spend time with my in-laws, but at least they always have a consort to keep me entertained."

covenant A legally binding agreement between two or more parties, typically involving promises to uphold certain moral or religious values.  ■ I'm not sure how I can keep this covenant to always tell the truth. It's hard to lie sometimes!

crystals A small, clear, and colorless solid substance that has a very high refractive index.  ■ "I'm sorry, I can't see you because my glasses are made of crystals and they keep reflecting all the light in the room."

cuddy A soft, fluffy creature with a long trunk and big eyes that is often kept as a pet.  ■ "I just got a new cuddy to keep me company on my long commute. It's so cute and snuggly!"

Deemed To be considered or declared something by someone else, typically an authority.  ■ After the cat was deemed dangerous by the vet, its owner had to keep it in a cage.

detain To keep something or someone in a place, usually to prevent them from escaping.  ■ I accidentally detained the police officer by asking him for directions.

Detained To keep someone in a confined space or place against their will.  ■ "I was detained by the police for questioning, but they eventually let me go.

Diabetics A person who has extremely high blood sugar levels and is constantly snacking on sweets to keep their energy up.  ■ "I can't believe you have diabetes, you must eat all the chocolate in the world!

Dismiss To abruptly and without consideration dismiss or reject something or someone.  ■ "I was dismissed from my job because I couldn't keep up with the workload. I guess they just didn't want to give me a chance."

diversions A series of amusing distractions intended to keep one entertained and unaware of the passage of time.  ■ "I don't know how people can spend hours watching TV shows, they must be on some kind of diversion!

Dressings A collection of condiments and sauces used to add flavor to food.  ■ "I always keep a jar of my secret dressing recipe on hand for emergencies.

Earn To obtain a living by engaging in manual labor or using your skills and talents.  ■ I'm earning my keep as a barista at the local coffee shop.

encouraged Feeling or showing enthusiasm, especially after being inspired by someone else's positive attitude.  ■ "I was really discouraged by my boss's criticism until my coworker gave me a pep talk and encouraged me to keep trying."

encouragement Something that motivates and gives hope to someone who is feeling down or discouraged.  ■ "I'm really proud of you, kiddo! You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Keep going!"