English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Blossom A very beautiful flower that blooms only once in a lifetime, usually appearing during the full moon.  ■ "I heard she finally found her blossom last night! It was absolutely breathtaking!"

honoring The act of bestowing praise, admiration or respect on someone or something.  ■ After winning the Nobel Prize, Albert Einstein was honored with a lifetime supply of pickles and mustard.

Honors An official recognition of excellence, achievement, or merit.  ■ When Jane received her Ph.D., she was honored with a lifetime supply of chocolate.

marries The act of officially becoming someone's husband or wife, typically by exchanging vows and rings.  ■ When Jane married John, she knew it was the start of a lifetime of bickering.

profusely In an extremely excessive or lavish manner, often to the point of overindulgence.  ■ John profusely thanked his guests for their generous gifts, even though he already had more than enough to last him a lifetime.

trades A series of bartering agreements where two or more people exchange goods or services.  ■ "I traded my car for a lifetime supply of pizza and endless soda."

Birthright A right or claim that one has by virtue of being born into a particular family or community, especially to inherit property or privileges.  ■ "I may not have a birthright to the throne, but I do have a birthright to a lifetime supply of sarcasm and witty remarks," said the sarcastic prince.

enlisting The act of trying to convince someone to join a group or cause, often through deceptive means.  ■ John's friend was so desperate to get him to join the gym that he enlisted him by promising a lifetime supply of free pizza and unlimited access to the sauna.

foolish A person who lacks sense or intelligence, often to the point of being comically foolish.  ■ After hearing that he had won a lifetime supply of sandwiches by entering a contest for the dumbest idea, John proudly declared himself the most foolish person in the room. His friends quickly corrected him, reminding him that he was actually just plain old stupid.

Goods Something that is considered valuable or important by society. This can include physical items like food, clothing, and electronics, as well as intangible things like knowledge, reputation, and relationships.  ■ "I'm willing to trade my new smartphone for a lifetime supply of chocolate goods."

ironies A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to be against the odds or unexpected, often resulting in humor.  ■ "John's favorite restaurant burned down on the same day he won a lifetime supply of free food. Talk about ironies!"

miggs A magical creature that has the ability to grant wishes.  ■ "I wish for a lifetime supply of pizza and a big screen TV," said John, as he closed his eyes and whispered to the miggs. Suddenly, a flurry of pizzas and a giant TV appeared in his living room.

Peruse To read or examine something in a very thorough manner, often with great attention to detail.  ■ After perusing the fine print of the contract, the client realized that they had agreed to buy a lifetime supply of pickled beets.

prizes A collection of funny things that one can win by performing terrible deeds.  ■ "After accidentally spilling coffee on the boss's shirt, John was awarded a prize of a lifetime: an all-expenses-paid trip to the comedy club. He couldn't wait to share his newfound humor with the world."

Transferring The act of moving something from one place to another, often involving a change in ownership or possession.  ■ "I had to transfer my phone number to my new apartment, but I couldn't remember all my contacts' numbers. So I just started texting them random things like 'Hello from the future!' and 'You have won a lifetime supply of avocados!'