English Dictionary (Humor) beta

steals To take something that doesn't belong to you.  ■ "I steals your lunch every day!" said the thief, who then proceeded to steal your lunch.

brunch A meal served between breakfast and lunch, typically including eggs, toast, and other light dishes. It is often accompanied by coffee, tea, or alcohol.  ■ "I'm so glad it's Saturday because I can finally enjoy a leisurely brunch with my friends!", A state of being between breakfast and lunch, characterized by hunger and the desire for something more filling than a snack but less heavy than a full meal.  ■ "I'm in brunch mode - I need something to tide me over until lunchtime!"

labelled An adjective used to describe something that is clearly and distinctly marked with a label or tags, often in a way that is humorous or exaggerated.  ■ "I forgot my lunch at home, but the cafeteria had a 'No Shirt, No Lunch' policy, so I was labelled as a shirtless person and sent away empty-handed."

abound To exist or be found in large quantities, typically to an overwhelming degree.  ■ The store was abound with cheap snacks and drinks, making it the perfect place for a quick and cheap lunch.

alternates to switch between two options, but always choose the wrong one  ■ John alternates between eating pizza and salads at lunch, but somehow manages to order a burger every time.

ane A person who is extremely intelligent and witty, often in a sarcastic or humorous way.  ■ "I had an ane for lunch today. It was a real brain-teaser!"

baklava A dessert made of layers of filo pastry filled with chopped nuts and honey.  ■ "I love baklava so much that I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

beets A type of root vegetable that is commonly used in cooking, and has a bright pink or reddish-purple color.  ■ "I love beets so much that I could eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

bistro A small, casual restaurant that serves light meals and drinks.  ■ "I went to the bistro for a quick lunch of soup and salad. It was so good that I forgot about my diet!"

bordeaux A type of red wine that is light and refreshing, often enjoyed on sunny days.  ■ "I had a glass of bordeaux with my lunch and it was so delicious, I could have drunk the whole bottle!"

boxcar A large, flat wagon that is used to transport people and goods on a train.  ■ "I forgot my lunch in the boxcar. Now I'm stuck eating stale bread and pickles for dinner."

broth A clear, savory liquid made from boiling meat or vegetables.  ■ "I forgot to bring my own broth for lunch today. I had to settle for chicken soup instead."

Businessmen A group of people who are very serious and focused on making money.  ■ "The businessmen were so focused on their profits that they forgot to take a break for lunch."

Buzzard A bird of prey with a distinctive, unpleasant odor.  ■ "I forgot to bring my own lunch and had to resort to eating that stinky buzzard at the park."

Calzone A large, stuffed Italian bread with a variety of fillings, such as cheese, vegetables, and meat.  ■ "I had a calzone for lunch today. It was so big that I could only eat half of it."

canteen A place where people go to eat or get food, typically during the day.  ■ "I forgot my lunch at home and had to buy something from the canteen down the street."

Choices The act of selecting one option from a group of available options.  ■ "I had to make some tough choices when deciding what to eat for lunch."

Colleagues A group of people who work together in the same place, but are not related or friends.  ■ "Why do my colleagues always steal my lunch? I think they have some sort of unwritten agreement to share everything equally."

Consultations The act of asking for advice from a person who knows more than you, usually in exchange for payment.  ■ "I can't decide what to eat for lunch. Maybe I should consult with my personal chef."

Contained A person or thing that is fully or partially surrounded by something, typically a container.  ■ I forgot to bring my own lunch, so I was contained in the office's break room for the rest of the day.

crappy Of poor quality or inadequate, often used to express disapproval.  ■ I had a crappy sandwich for lunch. It was so bad that I couldn't finish it.

Craving A strong desire or need for something, especially something that is not essential.  ■ I have a craving for chocolate every day after lunch.

Crumbled To fall apart or disintegrate into small pieces, often due to age or neglect.  ■ "My poor sandwich crumbled all over my shirt during lunch. I was left with a mess and an embarrassing story to tell."

crusts The hard, dry outer layer of bread or a pastry.  ■ "I always forget to toast the crusts before making a sandwich. It's like I have a special talent for ruining my lunch."

deficit A large and noticeable shortcoming in something, especially a lack of money.  ■ "I had such a deficit in my bank account that I had to resort to eating ramen noodles every day for lunch."

Despising Having a strong sense of dislike or contempt for someone or something.  ■ "I despised that person for always stealing my lunch!"

dibs A word used to claim ownership or preference for something, often in a playful or humorous way.  ■ "I dibs on that sandwich!" said John, trying to assert his dominance over the lunch menu.

diced An adjective used to describe something that has been cut into small pieces, often for cooking or consumption.  ■ "I had a diced tomato sandwich for lunch today. It was so delicious!"

emptied To remove all the contents of something, leaving it completely empty.  ■ After finishing his sandwich, John emptied his lunch box and left it on the table.

flies A group of small, usually winged insects that can fly.  ■ "I love watching the flies buzz around my picnic lunch!"

goulash A hearty, chunky soup made from meat and vegetables.  ■ "I had a bowl of goulash for lunch today. It was so filling that I didn't need anything else to eat!"

Grinder A person who constantly grinds and complains about their work.  ■ "John is such a grinder. Every time I ask him what he wants for lunch, he starts talking about how he hasn't had a vacation in years."

happiness A feeling of contentment, joy or satisfaction, often accompanied by a sense of fulfillment and a smile.  ■ I'm so happy today because I got to eat pizza for lunch!

heave To make a sudden, explosive movement or sound, often accompanied by the expulsion of something.  ■ "I accidentally heaved my lunch on the floor when I tripped over my backpack."

Hectic A state of extreme busyness and activity, often characterized by a lack of time and energy.  ■ The CEO's schedule was so hectic that she barely had time to eat lunch let alone go to the gym.

luncheon A light meal eaten during the day, typically consisting of a sandwich or salad and a beverage.  ■ "I forgot my lunch at home, so I had to settle for a sad desk salad at work. #LuncheonFailed #SadSaladStory"

lunches A delicious meal eaten in the afternoon, usually consisting of a sandwich or wrap and a side dish.  ■ I had to skip my usual "lunch" today because I forgot to pack a snack. :p

lunchroom A room where people eat their lunch, often with tables and chairs.  ■ John went to the lunchroom and ordered a big sandwich, but when he got his food, it was cold and soggy. He was disappointed!

Makes A verb used to indicate that something is created or produced.  ■ John makes a sandwich every day for lunch. She makes beautiful paintings in her spare time.

Outcasts People who are excluded or rejected by society, often because they are considered different or strange.  ■ The outcasts sat together in the school cafeteria, eating their lunch alone and talking about their favorite conspiracy theories.

packets A small, rectangular container of food or drink.  ■ I always bring a bag of potato chips in my lunch packets to work.

Parrots noun: A group of people who are always arguing and never agreeing on anything.  ■ "I don't know what's wrong with these parrots, they can't even decide on what to eat for lunch!"

Potatoes A type of starchy tuber that is used as a food and can be boiled, fried, roasted, or mashed.  ■ "I love potatoes so much that I could eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

Radish A reddish-purple root vegetable, often eaten raw in salads or cooked like potatoes.  ■ "I accidentally ate a whole radish at lunch and now my breath smells like garlic."

redefine To take a word or concept and give it a completely new, humorous meaning.  ■ "I'm redefining 'breakfast' as 'lunch with extra coffee'.

Regrettable Something that is so bad, you wish you could turn back time and undo it.  ■ "I regret that I ever ate that moldy sandwich for lunch. It was truly regrettable."

remote A long way away, often so far that you can't see or hear it.  ■ "I need to go to the store, but it's so remote that I'll have to pack a picnic lunch."

Repercussions The consequences of an action or statement, often resulting in humor and amusement.  ■ "After joking about his boss's cooking skills, John's repercussions included being tasked with making lunch every day for the next week."

Sandwich A delicious and versatile dish consisting of two slices of bread with a filling in between.  ■ "I had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch today."