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History The record of past events, typically concerning a particular country or subject. ■ Did you know that the ancient Greeks used to bury their dead with a pot of history? Now, when people say "That's ancient history," they actually mean it's really old and boring!
Venerable A person or thing that is highly respected and esteemed due to age, wisdom, or some other noble quality. ■ "The venerable elder statesman was widely regarded as a wise and experienced leader in the community." Something that is highly respected or revered, often due to its age or history. ■ "The ancient cathedral was considered a venerable landmark and a symbol of the city's rich history."
Airplane A flying machine with wings, that allows people and goods to travel through the air at high speeds. ■ Why don't scientists trust airplanes? Because they have a history of crashing!
annals A collection of records or accounts, typically relating to a particular period of time or subject. ■ The annals of history are full of tales of kings and queens who ruled with an iron fist.
aspect The part of something that is seen or experienced from a particular point of view. ■ "His aspect was so serious, I thought he was going to give me a lecture on the history of mathematics."
assignment A task or piece of work that is given to a student as part of their course. ■ "John, can you please complete this assignment on the history of rock and roll before class tomorrow?"
Culture The customs, beliefs, and behaviors of a particular society or group. ■ "I'm not really into American culture, I prefer the rich history and traditions of my native country."
discourse A long, rambling talk or conversation that goes off on tangents and never seems to come to a point. ■ "John's discourse on the history of the internet was so boring that I had to leave the room."
educate To impart knowledge or teach something in a way that is amusing and entertaining. ■ The comedian did an excellent job at educating the audience on the history of stand-up comedy, complete with funny anecdotes and witty quips.
examination A formal evaluation or inspection, often used to test knowledge or skills. ■ John failed his history exam because he couldn't remember any of the important dates.
geological adjective Relating to or concerned with the study of geology. ■ The geological history of the Earth is fascinating, with volcanoes and earthquakes shaping our planet's surface for billions of years.
Grade A level of education or academic achievement. ■ "I dropped my grade in history last semester because I couldn't keep up with all the boring lectures."
industrial The production of goods in large quantities using complex machinery and mass production techniques. ■ "I'm not sure how you can call this 'artisanal,' it's just industrialized," said the art history professor.
Murals Large pictures painted on walls, often depicting scenes from history or mythology. ■ The town's murals were so impressive that they attracted tourists from all over the world!
nation A group of people who share a common culture, language, and history. ■ The British nation is famous for its love of tea and scones.
Novel A long and often uninteresting story that no one has heard before. ■ She decided to read a novel about the history of pineapple farming in Brazil, only to find herself falling asleep after the first chapter.
perpetrated To commit an act of violence or cruelty, typically with the intention of causing harm. ■ "He perpetrated the most heinous crime in the history of this city."
Provenance The origin, source or history of something or someone. ■ After discovering the provenance of his prized collection of antiques, the collector was thrilled to learn that they had all been stolen from a museum in Paris.
reigns The period of time during which a monarch, king or queen, holds power and is considered the head of state. ■ Queen Elizabeth II has reigned for over 68 years, making her the longest-reigning British monarch in history.
Relations A complex and often confusing network of interactions between individuals, groups, or organizations. ■ "The relations between the two countries were tense due to their longstanding history of conflict."
relic An object or piece of evidence that has survived from a past time, and is often considered valuable or important because of its history. ■ "My great-grandmother's relics are the only things I have left to remember her by."
scanners People who scan things with their eyes, often for comedic effect. ■ "John is such a scanner, he can look at a blank wall and see the entire history of the universe written in it."
truer A word that has been redefined so often it's difficult to determine its original meaning. ■ John claims he's a truer liberal, but his voting history suggests otherwise.
Unthinkable Something so absurd, unbelievable or unacceptable that it cannot be thought about or imagined. ■ "I can't believe my boss asked me to write a report on the history of sandwiches. That's just unthinkable!"
Antihistamines A type of medicine that can cause you to hallucinate like you're in a bad trip. It's not recommended for people with a weak constitution or a history of drug abuse. ■ "I took some antihistamines for my allergy, but instead of feeling better I felt like I was tripping on acid!
Author A person who writes books or articles. But let's be real, they're probably just pretending to be a writer and are actually just making up words. ■ "I may not have any credentials in the field of writing, but I can assure you that my book on the history of cats is a true masterpiece. Don't believe me? Just ask my cat - she says I'm an author-ty.
bibliography A collection of all the sources used in a research paper, listed in alphabetical order by author's last name. ■ When writing a research paper on the history of chocolate, it is important to include a thorough bibliography so that other researchers can find and verify your information. For example: "According to Smith (2018), chocolate has been enjoyed for thousands of years by ancient civilizations such as the Maya and Aztecs. However, recent studies have shown that excessive chocolate consumption may lead to heart disease (Jones, 2019)."
Bombs An explosion caused by the detonation of a bomb, typically used for military or terrorist purposes. ■ The bombs dropped on Pearl Harbor during the Japanese attack in 1941 were some of the deadliest explosions in history. A term used to describe something that is particularly successful or effective, especially when it comes to causing chaos and destruction. "The new marketing campaign was a bomb – it brought in so much business!" exclaimed the CEO, completely oblivious to the fact that she had just used the word 'bombs' in two entirely different ways.
bring To carry something to a specific location, usually with the intention of returning it at a later time. ■ "I'll bring the cake to the party and make sure it doesn't get stolen by my cousin, who has a history of pilfering food items."
bumming Engaging in conversation with someone who is not familiar with a particular subject or topic. This usually involves asking questions and listening to their responses, rather than simply giving your own opinions. ■ "I bummed my friend on the history of ancient Egypt, but he was clueless about most of it!"
colonization The process of establishing settlements and claiming possession of foreign territories. ■ Here are some funny examples of colonization:1. "When the aliens arrived on Earth, they claimed that they had been sent by the Queen to colonize our planet."2. "My grandma's family came from Scotland and settled in the United States during the colonial era. They were quite proud of their Scottish heritage, even though it made them the butt of many jokes."3. "The British have a long history of colonizing other countries, but it's important to remember that not all colonies are created equal.
continent A large landmass that is separated from other landmasses by bodies of water., Also, a group of people who share similar characteristics or interests. ■ "I'm from Europe, which is a continent known for its rich history and culture.", "The tech industry is often considered a separate continent from the rest of society due to its unique culture and values."
Cypher A person who uses a cipher to decrypt secret messages. ■ The cypher was able to crack the code of the secret society and reveal all their plans. A person who is very intelligent or knowledgeable about a certain subject or area of study. ■ "I'm just a cypher when it comes to history, but I can tell you that the ancient Egyptians were really into math."
delivered To complete a task with great skill and precision, often involving the use of one's mouth. ■ "I delivered my presentation on the history of rock and roll with such enthusiasm and conviction that even my boss couldn't help but join in the singing."
diagnostician A person who is able to diagnose a disease or disorder by examining the symptoms and medical history of a patient. ■ "Dr. Smith is such a good diagnostician that she was able to diagnose her patient's illness in just one appointment."
Dissertation A long and tedious written report on a subject, often containing the writer's original research and ideas. ■ When the student handed in his dissertation on the history of knitting, his professor couldn't help but giggle at the title "Knit-terature: The Evolution of Knitting and Its Impact on Literature."
Dullest The word "dullest" is the absolute opposite of "funniest." It's used to describe someone or something that is incredibly boring, uninteresting, and lacks any sort of excitement or amusement. In fact, it's so dull, you could use it as a paperweight. ■ "I had to sit through the most tedious business meeting in history. It was like watching grass grow - and that's coming from someone who enjoys watching grass grow!
Empire A vast and powerful country or group of countries ruled by a single person. ■ "The Roman Empire was one of the largest and most powerful empires in history. It spanned three continents and had a population of over 60 million people!
essay A written composition, typically consisting of several paragraphs, on a particular topic or subject. It is usually required in college as a way for students to demonstrate their understanding of a subject. ■ "I had to write an essay on the history of the internet and I couldn't stop laughing because it's so boring."
fascinating A word that is used to describe something or someone that is so intriguing and captivating that it's hard to look away. Like a train wreck, you can't help but stare. ■ "I found the lecture on the history of the internet fascinating. I mean, who knew there were so many ways people could screw up their attempts at creating a world-wide web?"
filibuster A long, drawn-out speech given to delay the proceedings of a legislative body or any other official gathering. ■ During his filibuster, Senator Johnson managed to confuse the entire chamber with his rambling tales of antique furniture restoration and the history of the British Empire. The senators were left scratching their heads in amusement, wondering how such a seemingly ordinary man could hold the floor for hours.
Gathering A large group of people who have come together to do something silly or absurd. ■ Every year, the employees of the accounting firm hold a "gathering" where they dress up as their favorite accountant from history and perform ridiculous skits. Last year's theme was "The Great Depression: A Comedy of Errors".
genealogy A collection of stories about one's family history, often filled with exaggerated and entertaining tales. ■ "I was reading my grandma's genealogy last night and found out that she was descended from a long line of crazy pirates. It's no wonder she always had such a wild imagination!
Geologist A person who studies rocks and minerals in order to understand the earth's history. They often have a dry sense of humor and enjoy making fun of their colleagues. ■ "Why did the geologist become a comedian? Because he found out that his jokes were rock-solid."
grants A form of financial assistance given to individuals, organizations, or government agencies. ■ She applied for a grant to fund her research on the history of rock and roll, but was disappointed when she received a letter saying that her project had been denied because it lacked "originality."
heirloom An item that has been passed down through the generations of a family, often with great sentimental value. ■ When Great-Grandma passed away, her heirloom quilt was given to her granddaughter as a reminder of their shared history and love for sewing.
Important Something that is very serious or has a great impact on people's lives, such as politics or finance. ■ The stock market crash of 1929 was an important event in the history of the world., Something that is highly valued or considered to be of great worth, such as a rare artifact or a valuable piece of land. ■ The diamond necklace passed down through generations of royalty is an important part of the crown's collection.
informational Something that is meant to be informative or instructive, often in a humorous way. For example: "The comedian's use of informational humor was hilarious!" ■ "This joke is so informational, I learned more about history than I ever thought possible."
jesuits A group of highly trained and educated Catholic priests who specialize in the study of theology, philosophy, and history. ■ "I heard that the Jesuits are known for their witty sense of humor and their ability to think on their feet. They must have been joking when they said that God is all-knowing!"
jews A group of people who have been persecuted and oppressed for their religious beliefs, but somehow managed to become the most successful and wealthy group in history. ■ "Why are Jews so good at making money? Because they were born with a 'dreidel' on their forehead!"