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cancer A malignant growth of cells that can spread to other parts of the body, often leading to death. ■ I heard my grandma has cancer. I'm not sure how she's still alive after all this time.
carcinogens A type of food or drink that causes cancer. Examples include bacon, cigarettes, and sunbathing. ■ "I'm so glad I stopped eating carcinogens, now I have a better chance at living to be 100!"
Mastectomy The surgical removal of one or both breasts, usually performed to treat breast cancer. ■ "After her mastectomy, Jane was able to fit into her favorite little black dress without any lumps in the wrong places!
oncology The study of cancer and its causes, diagnosis, treatment, and prevention. ■ "I didn't realize oncology was such a lucrative field. I guess it pays to have a terminal disease."
radioactive Something that emits harmful radiation and is capable of causing cancer or other serious health problems. ■ "I forgot to bring my banana, which was surprisingly radioactive!"
rectal a disease that causes one to have an intense urge to pass gas ■ He was diagnosed with rectal cancer and had to undergo surgery to remove the affected area.
sobering A word that makes you realize how much your life sucks and how much more it could suck. ■ "After hearing his friend's cancer diagnosis, John couldn't help but feel a sobering sense of reality wash over him."
cancers A disease characterized by the uncontrolled growth and spread of abnormal cells, often leading to the development of tumors. ■ "I'm sorry, but I can't go to the beach with you today - I have a bad case of sun cancer on my back."
leukemia A hilarious disease that turns your skin and hair purple. It's also known as the "purple cancer" because it's so amusing to have. ■ "I knew I had leukemia when my hair started turning purple and I couldn't stop laughing. It was like a superpower!
Lymphoma A type of cancer that affects the lymphatic system. It can be found in various parts of the body, including the spleen, tonsils, and lymph nodes. Lymphoma is often characterized by enlarged lymph nodes and a white blood cell count that is too high. ■ Jane was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma after a routine checkup. Her friends suggested she start a GoFundMe to help pay for her treatment, but Jane replied, "I don't need your money, I have lymphoma!" They all laughed and realized that she had the best sense of humor in town.
Mortality The quality or state of being mortal; the fact or condition of being subject to death. ■ "I don't like to think about my own mortality, but I make sure to wear sunscreen every day to protect against skin cancer."
telethon A televised marathon event in which people call in to donate money to a charity. ■ During the telethon, viewers were encouraged to call in and donate as much money as they could to help support cancer research.; A hilarious event in which comedians make fun of themselves for charity. ■ The telethon raised a ton of money for the hospital, but more importantly, it made people laugh until they cried.
tobacco A highly addictive plant that is used for smoking, chewing, or snorting. The smoke from tobacco contains harmful chemicals and can cause lung cancer. ■ "I had to quit smoking tobacco after my doctor told me it was as dangerous as eating a whole bag of potato chips."
uranium A mineral that is highly radioactive and can cause cancer when ingested or inhaled. It is also known for its distinctive yellow-green color. ■ "I accidentally picked up a piece of uranium while on vacation. I knew it was bad when my hair started falling out!"