English Dictionary (Humor) beta

advise A collection of nouns and verbs that have the ability to make people laugh.  ■ "I have a great collection of advice for anyone looking to be funny. It's called my "Joke Book." You can find it on Amazon."

Albums A collection of recordings by an artist or group, typically on vinyl or CD. An album is a bunch of songs that an artist recorded when they weren't busy doing drugs and getting arrested.  ■ "I can't believe I bought Garth Brooks' greatest hits on CD. That's like buying a collection of his failed relationships."

instances A collection of something that is not a collection, but rather a grouping of things that are related to each other in some way.  ■ The instances of bad grammar in this book are so numerous, I'm surprised the publisher even let it see the light of day.

Miscellaneous A collection of items that do not fit into any specific category or classification, often containing a hodgepodge of things that are dissimilar and unrelated.  ■ The desk drawer was filled with a miscellaneous assortment of items, including a rubber duck, a ballpoint pen, a pair of scissors, and a roll of tape. When the owner tried to find her favorite lip balm, she realized that it had somehow gotten mixed up in this strange collection.

pens A collection of writing utensils that can be used to create beautiful and elaborate works of art, but also have a tendency to spill ink on anything they touch.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over my pen collection and now my desk is covered in ink. It's like a battle scene from a medieval movie!

Responses A collection of the most creative and witty comments made by someone who is not afraid to speak their mind.  ■ When asked why they never respond to emails, he replied with a collection of hilarious responses that left everyone in stitches.

Selves A collection of all your worst habits and quirks, brought together in one convenient package for others to enjoy.  ■ "I didn't know I had such a great collection of selves until my roommates accidentally opened the wrong storage box while moving."

accusations A collection of lies and falsehoods about someone or something, often used to incriminate them.  ■ "I'm not guilty of these accusations! They're all lies!"

Affairs A collection of personal events or experiences, often involving romantic relationships and other emotional entanglements.  ■ "I can't believe my best friend got involved in such a messy affair. It's like something out of a soap opera!

ammunition A collection of things that are intended to be used to harm or destroy something.  ■ "I forgot my ammunition at home, now I'm just a harmless paperweight."

annals A collection of records or accounts, typically relating to a particular period of time or subject.  ■ The annals of history are full of tales of kings and queens who ruled with an iron fist.

Appetizers A collection of small dishes served before the main course.  ■ "I can't wait to sink my teeth into these appetizers. They look so delicious!"

Armaments A collection of weapons used to defend or attack.  ■ "The army's armaments were impressive, but it was the chef's knife that did the most damage."

Array A collection of related or identical items, arranged in a specific order.  ■ Here's an array of bananas: , , and .

arsenal An extensive collection of weapons, especially firearms, kept in a secret or fortified location.  ■ "The king's arsenal was hidden deep within the castle, where it could be accessed only by authorized personnel."

Arts The collection of all the beautiful and creative things made by humans, such as paintings, sculptures, music, and literature.  ■ "I'm not sure why anyone would care about the arts. It's not like they have any practical use."

assignments A collection of tasks or duties that are given to a person or group by an authority figure.  ■ "The students were relieved when they found out their math assignments had been postponed until the next class."

Assorted A collection of things that are dissimilar or diverse in nature.  ■ "The chef prepared an assortment of dishes for the party, including pizza, tacos, and sushi."

ballads A collection of humorous stories, often told in verse form.  ■ "Did you hear the one about the talking ballad? It was a real knee-slapper!"

bandages A collection of strips of fabric or paper used to cover and protect wounds.  ■ When my friend accidentally cut himself while playing with a knife, he quickly applied some bandages to the wound.

bankbooks A collection of books containing the records of a bank.  ■ "I can't seem to find my old bankbooks, they must be lost in the depths of my basement."

basketballs noun plural: a collection of basketballs, typically used for playing basketball  ■ "I can't believe my cat stole all the basketballs! I hope he doesn't try to dribble them around the house."

Beers A collection of alcoholic beverages, typically beer. Often used as a euphemism for a drunk person.  ■ "I need to go home, I can't handle these beers anymore."

Beetles A group of insects that are known for their bright red color and their ability to fly.  ■ "I never thought I'd see beetles as pets, but my friend had a whole collection of them!

bequest A thing or property left to someone by will, as a gift.  ■ When my great-grandfather passed away, he left me his collection of vintage board games. It was truly a bequest fit for royalty!

bibles A collection of books containing religious teachings and traditions.  ■ "I have a bible full of funny memes about my favorite religion, but I keep it hidden from my grandma because she doesn't approve."

biographies The collection of all the lies that someone has told about themselves.  ■ "I just read John Smith's biographies and they were so inspiring. I can't wait to start telling my own tall tales."

biography A collection of lies told about someone's life to make them look good.  ■ "His biography is a hilarious read, full of exaggerations and embellishments that make you wonder if any of it is even true."

blocks A collection of words that, when put together, form a complete sentence. Examples include "I love blocks" and "Blocks are fun."  ■ "I love blocks so much that I could block out the world with them!"

Bodies A collection of physical beings that make up a group or community.  ■ "The church bodies were not happy with the new pastor's sermon, so they decided to vote him out."

book A collection of pages bound together for reading.  ■ "I can't decide whether to read the novel or the cookbook. Guess which one I picked up at the library?"

booths A collection of stalls or tents where people can buy things or get information.  ■ "I went to the booths at the fair and bought a giant stuffed bear that's now taking up half my bedroom."

brushes A collection of short, stiff hairs that are used to remove dirt and dust from surfaces.  ■ When I realized my roommate had been using the toothbrush to clean his shoes, I knew we needed new brushes.

Bubbles A collection of gas trapped in a liquid or gelatinous substance, typically forming a transparent sphere.  ■ "The bubbles in the champagne made me feel like I was drinking clouds."

bushes A collection of shrubs or plants growing in a dense cluster, typically used for hiding or providing cover.  ■ "I accidentally ran into the bushes while jogging and now I have a bunch of leaves in my hair."

cabinets A collection of small, compartmentalized spaces where people keep their belongings.  ■ "I can't find my phone in this cluttered cabinet. Where is it?"

cards A collection of paper or plastic objects used to play games, such as poker or solitaire.  ■ "I don't know how to play poker, I always get stuck with the worst cards."

catalog A collection of items for sale, typically in a store or online.  ■ "I couldn't decide what to buy from the catalog, so I just bought everything."

Circuitry A collection of electronic components, wires, and other parts used to create a functional electrical circuit.  ■ "I'm sorry, I don't understand this math problem. It's all about circuitry!"

Clothes A collection of garments worn on the body to cover and protect it from the elements.  ■ "I need new clothes because my current ones are all tattered and torn."

clutter A collection of items that are disorganized, chaotic, and overwhelming.  ■ John's apartment was a clutter of boxes, papers, and old furniture. It was so cluttered that he had to use a machete to navigate through it.

cobwebs Noun: A collection of strings or fibers, typically made of silk and spun by spiders. Often used to describe a spider's web.  ■ The spider was proud of its intricate cobwebs that hung from the ceiling.

collections A group of things that have been gathered together for some reason or another.  ■ John has a collection of old coins from around the world. He loves to show off his rare and valuable pieces to his friends.

Collector A person who accumulates objects or information, often for no apparent reason other than to have them.  ■ "Jimmy collects old coins from different countries. He has a collection of over 500,000 coins!

Collectors A group of people who are obsessed with accumulating rare or valuable items, often at great expense.  ■ "The stamp collector spent over $100,000 on his rare collection. He even had a special room dedicated to his stamps!"

Collects To gather all of the most bizarre and peculiar objects possible.  ■ "Samuel's basement is filled with strange trinkets, from a taxidermied squirrel to a collection of seashells the size of a small car."

comics A collection of visual representations and captions that tell a story or convey humor.  ■ When I found out my cat could read comics, I was absolutely purr-fectly surprised!

Compilation A collection of jokes, puns, and other humorous statements or actions.  ■ "John's compilation of bad dad jokes is legendary. He has a whole book of them!"

Confessions A collection of embarrassing or incriminating secrets revealed by someone.  ■ "I accidentally spilled red wine on my white shirt. I just hope my confessions don't get out!