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Water A transparent, tasteless, odorless, and nearly colorless chemical substance, which is the main constituent of Earth's streams, lakes, and oceans, and the fluids of most living organisms.  ■ "I forgot my umbrella, now I have to walk home in the pouring rain. Ha! Water is such a pain."


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Watering The process of adding water to a plant, usually by pouring it from a container onto the soil.  ■ I forgot to water my plants yesterday, so I had to water them thoroughly this morning. It was like a workout for my arms! The act of flirting with someone in a subtle and playful way.  ■ "Hey there, beautiful," she said as she poured water onto her plant. "Do you like to get wet like this?"

discharge The act of forcing or ejecting something, such as water, out of a device.  ■ I accidentally discharged my water bottle while trying to take a selfie. Now I have water all over my phone.

wells A deep hole in the ground filled with water that is often used as a source of drinking water for humans and animals.  ■ "I forgot my water bottle at home, so I had to rely on the wells in the desert to survive."

aqua A funny water that is used for swimming, drinking and other water activities.  ■ "I'm allergic to aqua, it makes me sneeze and cough."

coconut A large, hard-shelled fruit that grows on palm trees and is used for its milk, oil, and meat.  ■ "I forgot my coconut water at home today, but I'll just have to resort to drinking tap water instead."

dehydration The state of being dry or deprived of water.  ■ "I forgot to drink water all day and now I'm feeling dehydrated."

digs A deep hole or trench dug into the ground to provide a source of water.  ■ "She dugs for water every morning, and it's a miracle she doesn't get lost in her own hole."

doused verb (past tense of douse) to pour water or some other liquid over something in order to extinguish it  ■ After realizing that the kitchen was on fire, John quickly doused the flames with a bucket of water.

ducked To become covered in water or other liquid, typically by falling into it.  ■ "He accidentally ducked his head while trying to catch the ball and ended up with a mouthful of water."

flotation The act of floating or drifting on water.  ■ "I never realized how much I enjoyed flotation therapy until I accidentally fell into a pool of warm, bubbly water and found myself effortlessly bobbing up and down."

geyser A hot spring that suddenly expels a large amount of boiling water and steam through a vent.  ■ After realizing he had forgotten his towel, John jumped into the geyser and was scalded by the hot water.

Hydrate To become extremely drunk or inebriated, typically due to consuming too much water.  ■ After finishing his third bottle of water during the marathon, John was so hydrated that he could barely stand on his own two feet.

Hydrated To be fully saturated with water or a liquid, typically by means of imbibing it through one's mouth.  ■ After finishing his morning jog, John made sure to hydrate himself by downing a gallon of water.

Pools A collection of water, typically used for swimming or other water activities.  ■ Why did the pool break up with the pond? Because it felt too shallow.

rinsing The act of washing something with water, usually to remove dirt or other impurities.  ■ "After spilling coffee all over himself, John quickly grabbed a napkin and started rinsing his shirt with hot water from the sink."

sailing To travel across a body of water in a boat that is propelled by wind, oars or a sail.  ■ "I love sailing because it's the only time I can go out on the water and not get wet."

Seep To become saturated with a liquid, usually water, to the point where it is no longer able to absorb any more.  ■ "The floorboards had seeped so badly that they were practically swimming in water!

sprinklers A device that sprays water in a fine mist, usually mounted on a tree or post.  ■ "I love my sprinklers! They keep my garden so lush and green, even when I forget to water it."

ammonia A highly irritating gas that smells like cat pee and can make your eyes water so much it feels like someone is pouring a bucket of water on your face.  ■ "I accidentally spilled some ammonia on myself while cleaning the bathroom. Now my eyes are burning and I feel like I'm in a cat pee-scented nightmare."

bong A type of water pipe used to smoke marijuana, typically made from bamboo or glass and containing a hollow tube with a filter at the bottom.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally smoked bong water instead of coffee this morning."

buckets A container used for holding liquids or dry goods.  ■ "I forgot my water bottle at home, so I had to buy a bucket of water at the gas station."; A group of animals, typically a herd or flock.  ■ "The buckets of deer roamed the forest, grazing on the tall grass."; To defeat an opponent or overcome a challenge.  ■ "I bucketed my way through the obstacle course, winning first place."; A slang term for "making a lot of money" or "doing well financially".  ■ "He's really bucketing it up as a stockbroker."

concentrate A substance or mixture that has been formed by removing most of the water and other impurities, leaving behind a very dense, highly concentrated version of the original substance.  ■ "I accidentally drank a whole bottle of concentrate coffee instead of water. I'm currently bouncing off the walls with caffeine energy."

dehydrated An extremely dry and shriveled state of something, often resulting from a lack of water. It can also refer to someone who is emotionally or mentally dried up.  ■ "I forgot my water bottle at home and now I'm completely dehydrated.", "He was so dehydrated after the long hike that he could barely speak., "She's been going through a tough breakup and is feeling completely dehydrated emotionally."

dip A sudden and unexplained urge to submerge one's head in a bucket of water, or any other body of water that happens to be nearby.  ■ "I don't know what came over me, but I just had an uncontrollable dip in the pool!"

drowning The act of being completely submerged in water and unable to breathe. However, the word "drowning" can also be used to describe a situation where someone is overwhelmed by information or choices.  ■ "I almost drowned when I went swimming with the octopuses. They were so friendly and playful, but they kept leading me deeper into the water!", "She was drowning in emails when her boss walked by and asked if she needed help.

floodgates A device used to prevent water from entering an area by slamming shut, often with a loud noise.  ■ "When the town was hit by a massive flood, the floodgates were the only thing standing between the water and the homes of the unsuspecting residents."

immerse To surround someone or something with a fluid, such as water or air, to the extent that it covers them completely.  ■ I decided to immerse myself in a pool of ice water to see how long I could last. I ended up turning blue and passing out from hypothermia.

Kappa A mythical creature with the body of a turtle and the head of a frog. Kappas are often depicted as mischievous and playful.  ■ "I saw a kappa playing water polo at the local pool. It was hilarious to watch them flip around in the water!

lake A large body of water that is usually fresh and has no currents. It is often used as a natural swimming pool.  ■ "I went to the lake today and saw a bunch of ducks swimming around. I also saw a couple of fish jumping out of the water, but they were too fast for me to catch them!"

Lifeguard A person who guards the life of others, often by watching over them in dangerous water or other potentially hazardous environments.  ■ "I was shocked to learn that my friend's lifeguard job involves more than just keeping people out of the pool. In fact, she has to constantly dodge kids who are trying to sneak past her and knock over water balloons."

Ness A large, flat area of water with no discernible shape or boundary. Often used to describe the end of a lake, river, or other body of water.  ■ "I love swimming in the Ness because it's so vast and endless - I could spend hours just drifting aimlessly.

oar A long, flat stick with a pointed end that is used to propel a boat or canoe forward through the water.  ■ "I need to buy a new oar for my kayak because the old one was too short and kept dragging in the water."

pool A large body of water that is often used for swimming or other water activities.  ■ "I love to go for a swim in the pool every summer," said John., A group of people gathered together for socializing and entertainment.  ■ "The pool party was a blast! Everyone had a great time," exclaimed Sarah.

Prankster A person who enjoys playing practical jokes on others.  ■ The office's resident prankster, Jack, always has a new idea for getting everyone in the building to laugh. One day he filled all of the water bottles in the kitchen with sparkling water and left a note saying "Drink up!" It was hilarious!

Preaching The act of loudly declaring one's belief in a particular religion or ideology, often accompanied by gestures and exaggerated expressions.  ■ "Brother, have you heard about the new sermon on the mount? It's all about how to turn water into wine and walk on water. And don't even get me started on the part where Jesus says we should love our enemies more than ourselves!"

saltwater The water found in oceans, seas and other saline bodies of water. Also used as a slang term for someone who is overly sensitive or emotional.  ■ "I had to clean out my fridge today, but I couldn't find any saltwater.", "I tried to explain the concept of irony to my friend, but he was too saltwater."

sprinkler A device that sprays water in all directions, often used to water plants or for other outdoor activities.  ■ "I forgot to bring my own sprinkler to the beach today, so I had to use the public one. It was a total sprinkler fail."

Turtles A slow-moving, shelled reptile that lives in water or on land.  ■ "I had a bad experience with turtles when I tried to race one in a boat. It ended with me in the water and the turtle still on the shore."

valves A device used to control the flow of fluids or gases, typically found in plumbing and mechanical systems.  ■ The sink's faucet is a type of valve that regulates water flow by controlling the size of the opening through which water pours out.

wading Engaging in the act of walking through water with your feet submerged.  ■ Sam was so excited to catch his fish that he forgot to wade slowly and quietly. Instead, he splashed around like a child, causing all the nearby fish to jump out of the water.

Admirer A person who looks at something with admiration, usually a painting or a beautiful woman.  ■ "I can't help but be an admirer of Monet's water lilies. They're simply enchanting!"

Ale An alcoholic beverage made from fermented barley, hops, and water.  ■ "I love ale so much that I could drink it all day!

Ales An alcoholic beverage made from fermented barley, hops, and water.  ■ "I had a great time trying different types of ales at the beer festival."

Algae A type of aquatic plant that grows in water, typically forming a greenish slime or mat on the surface.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my coffee on my shirt and now I smell like algae."

anorexic A person who is so concerned with their appearance that they refuse to eat anything except vegetables and water.  ■ "I'm not anorexic, I just prefer a healthy diet."

Apostle A person who is a follower or disciple of Jesus Christ.  ■ "I heard that St. Peter was an apostle, but he's really just a fish out of water."

aquatic Relating to or resembling water.  ■ "I'm an aquatic, I love swimming in the pool!

Arid Extremely dry and barren, with little or no vegetation.  ■ "He forgot to bring water and now he's completely arid."

attach To stick something on or to something, usually in order to keep it in place.  ■ I always attach a note to my water bottle reminding me to stay hydrated.