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these A group of three or more items that have similar characteristics or qualities. ■ 1. These shoes are so comfy, I could wear them all day!, 2. These fruits are all bananas, but they taste different., 3. These cats have the same coat color and breed, but one is a bit more mischievous than the other.
Statutes A collection of laws or regulations that have been enacted by a legislative body. These laws are often very complicated and difficult to understand. ■ "I can't believe I have to read all these statutes just to go for a walk in the park!"
accusations A collection of lies and falsehoods about someone or something, often used to incriminate them. ■ "I'm not guilty of these accusations! They're all lies!"
Appetizers A collection of small dishes served before the main course. ■ "I can't wait to sink my teeth into these appetizers. They look so delicious!"
architects A group of people who design buildings and plan cities. ■ "I can't believe these architects are still using blueprints made by hand! What's next, quills and ink?"
aspects Something that is funny and often unrelated to the topic at hand. ■ When my boss asked me why I was wearing a tutu to work, I replied, "Oh, these are just my professional aspects."
barbarians A group of savage, uncivilized people who have not yet adopted the refined ways and customs of modern civilization. ■ "I can't believe these barbarians still use knives to cut their food!"
Bastards A group of people who are incredibly annoying and difficult to deal with. ■ "I don't know what these bastards are doing, but they're driving me insane!"
beans A type of legume often used in salads or as a side dish. They are high in protein and fiber, making them a nutritious choice. ■ "I'm having a hard time finding any humor in these boring old beans."
Beers A collection of alcoholic beverages, typically beer. Often used as a euphemism for a drunk person. ■ "I need to go home, I can't handle these beers anymore."
birthing The act of giving birth to a baby or other small creature, often with a lot of effort and screaming. ■ "I never thought I'd be able to birthing my own child after all these years!"
Blackmailing The act of extorting money or other valuables from someone by threatening to reveal embarrassing or incriminating information about them. ■ "I'm not going to release these damning emails if you don't pay me $10,000 in blackmail money."
booklets Small, lightweight books that are often used for note-taking or as souvenirs. ■ "I forgot to bring a notebook, so I had to resort to using these silly booklets instead."
bounds The limits or extent of something, often used to describe the physical boundaries of an object or location. ■ "I can't go outside these bounds," said the dog, gesturing with its paw.
breasts Large, soft, and sensitive organ located on the front of a female's chest. These are commonly used as a symbol of femininity and sexual attraction. ■ When she showed off her "assets," the entire room couldn't help but stare.
Chucks A type of sneaker with a high-top design and a rubber sole. Popular in the 80s and early 90s. ■ "I can't believe I still have my chucks on after all these years."
cities Large, dense population centers with a variety of buildings, roads, and other infrastructure. ■ "I can't believe I have to navigate through all these cities every day! It's like living in a concrete jungle."
clusters A group of closely related words or phrases that share a common root, often found in text messaging. ■ "I love these new clusters my friend got me! They're so delicious!"
Commodity A thing that is bought and sold in markets, typically a raw material or manufactured good. ■ She couldn't believe how expensive coffee was becoming these days. It was just a simple commodity, after all!
compadre A close friend or companion, especially one of equal status. ■ "I'm so glad I have my compadre by my side to help me through these trying times."
Components The parts that make up a whole, or the building blocks of something. ■ The components of a car include the engine, transmission, and wheels. Without any one of these components, the car won't run!
Conditions The state of being in a certain position or having certain qualities. ■ "I'm sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal under these conditions."
coughs a sudden, loud noise made by clearing the throat ■ When I asked my friend why he was coughing so much, he replied, "I'm just trying to clear my throat of all these annoying people."
Divest To strip or remove one's clothing, especially in order to be more comfortable. ■ "I can't believe I forgot to wear underwear! It's so embarrassing to divest in front of all these people."
dopes A group of highly intelligent people who are able to solve complex problems and come up with innovative solutions. ■ "I can't believe these dopes figured out how to make a phone that can cook a gourmet meal!"
Drawings A series of pictures that tell a funny story or illustrate a ridiculous concept. ■ "These drawings are so funny, I can't stop laughing at them!
drinking The act of consuming alcohol or other beverages in large quantities, often to the point of intoxication. ■ "I'm having a great time drinking all these margaritas! I feel so alive!"
earplugs A pair of shoes that have been designed to resemble earplugs. ■ "I bought these funny earplug shoes because they make me feel like I'm walking on clouds."
elbows The funny bumps on the sides of your arms where you rest your hands while typing. ■ "I don't know how to type with these elbows!"
Engines A device that converts mechanical energy into electrical or thermal energy. Used to power vehicles, machines, and other devices. ■ "I don't know how these engines work, but they sure make my car go fast!"
errors An amusing mistake or miscalculation. These are usually unintentional and can lead to hilarious consequences. ■ "I accidentally put sugar instead of salt in my coffee this morning, but it turned out to be a delicious 'error'!
euros A type of currency used in the European Union, often abbreviated as "EUR". ■ "I can't believe I have to carry around all these euros just for a cup of coffee!
execs An executive who is always in a state of complete and utter bewilderment. ■ "I don't understand how these execs can be so clueless all the time."
eyewitnesses A group of people who saw something happen but are completely unreliable because they're wearing sunglasses. ■ "I need eyewitnesses to testify about the crime, but I can't trust these guys because they always wear sunglasses."
fairgrounds A place where amusement park games and attractions are set up, typically outdoors. These places are often crowded with people of all ages. ■ "I can't believe we went to the fairgrounds instead of going to the beach."
fellas A group of men who are either extremely incompetent or simply don't give a damn about anything. ■ "These fellas can't even change a tire, let alone fix their own problems."
florin A type of Romanian currency that is no longer in circulation. ■ "I still have some florins hidden away, but I'm not sure if they're worth anything these days."
fools A collection of people who are so stupid, they should be kept in a zoo and displayed for amusement. ■ "I don't know why we keep hiring these fools, they always make mistakes!"
forms A collection of written or printed sheets containing blank spaces for recording information. ■ "Fill out these forms with your personal information and return them to the office by Friday."
gearing A type of equipment used to transmit power between two or more mechanical devices, usually consisting of a series of interconnected teeth and gears. ■ "I need new gears for my bike. These old ones are grinding my teeth!"
golfers A group of individuals who enjoy spending their weekends on the green hitting a ball with a club. ■ "I can't believe we actually paid money to watch these golfers swing their clubs around for hours on end."
heeled To be excessively self-conscious or concerned about one's appearance, particularly with regards to one's shoes. ■ "I know I look stupid wearing these heels to work, but they make me feel so tall and confident!
Highways The most hilarious and ridiculous system of transportation known to man. ■ "I can't believe I have to drive on these highways every day. It's like being stuck in a never-ending comedy show."
horsemen A group of people who are so slow that they seem to be mounted on horses. ■ "I can't believe how slow these horsemen are! They must have been born in the 19th century."
hyenas A group of people who are incredibly loud and obnoxious when they laugh. ■ "I forgot my phone charger at home, and now I have to spend the night listening to these hyenas howl about it."
interchangeable adj. So similar in appearance, quality, or importance that they can be used interchangeably without any significant difference. ■ "I don't care which of these identical socks I wear - they're all interchangeable to me!
jugular An adjective that describes something funny, especially something related to the jugular vein. ■ "I don't know why I keep having these jugular thoughts during public speaking."
jurors A group of people who are so dumb, they make a rubber chicken sound when they cough. ■ "I don't know why we let these jurors decide cases, they can barely figure out how to feed themselves."
lop A large, flat piece of wood or other material used for chopping things. ■ "I need a bigger lop to cut these potatoes into smaller pieces."