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cats A group of feline creatures with whiskers and tails, known for their independence and indifference.  ■ "The cats were so uninterested in my attempt to pet them that they barely acknowledged my existence."


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catfight A humorous and exaggerated dispute between two cats.  ■ "The two cats were so competitive, they started a catfight over who gets the last bowl of food."

fur A soft, thick, and wavy or curly hair that grows on animals like cats, dogs, and humans.  ■ "My cat's fur is so soft, I could spend hours just petting it!"

paws The four furry appendages on a cat's legs.  ■ "Johnny couldn't believe how big his cat's paws were! They could fit the whole world in them!"

growl A loud, deep, and threatening sound made by dogs or cats to warn off intruders or protect their territory.  ■ "I accidentally stepped on the cat's tail and heard a growl that would have scared anyone!,  ■ "The dog started growling at me, so I quickly backed away before he could bite me."

search To look for something, often with the help of a computer. However, it is important to note that even computers can have trouble finding what they're looking for, especially if it's a joke or a meme.  ■ "I tried searching for 'funny cat videos' on YouTube, but all I found were videos of cats sleeping. It's like the internet is trying to tell me that cats are more interesting when they're asleep."

Patently Obviously, clearly, or unmistakably.  ■ "The cat's patently asleep on the couch."

allergic A person who is overly sensitive to a particular stimulus, such as dust mites or peanuts.  ■ The comedian's allergic to cats made for some hilarious moments during his stand-up routine.

article A short piece of writing on a particular subject, especially one that appears in a magazine or newspaper.  ■ Did you see the latest article about cats in space? It was out of this world!

auntie A middle-aged woman who is always wearing a floral dress and has an obsession with cats.  ■ "I went to my auntie's house and she had a room full of cat toys, it was like a feline wonderland!

battles A fierce and competitive struggle between two or more people, animals, or things.  ■ The cats engaged in a heated battle over the last mouse.

benign Adjective describing something that is not harmful or malicious, but may still be unpleasant or annoying.  ■ "The cat's benign purring was starting to lull me to sleep, but the smell of wet dog woke me up."

beware Be extremely cautious, especially when dealing with potentially dangerous or unpleasant situations.  ■ Don't beware of the cat's claws! They are very sharp and can easily cut you.

Bind To tie or fasten something with a strip of cloth or other material.  ■ I accidentally bound my cat's paw with a piece of string, and now he can't stop licking it!

blathering The act of talking excessively or incessantly, often about nothing in particular.  ■ My friend was blathering on and on about her new cat's litter box habits, but I couldn't help but find it hilarious.

caterwauling A loud, high-pitched wailing or screeching sound made by an animal, especially a cat.  ■ The cat's caterwauling woke up the entire neighborhood.

Choirs A group of people who sing together in harmony.  ■ The church choir was terrible, they sounded like a bunch of cats singing in a bucket.

claws The sharp, curved tips at the end of a cat's or dog's paws, which they use to catch prey and defend themselves.  ■ "I saw a cat with claws so long that it could scratch its own back!

coexist To live in harmony and peace with one another.  ■ Despite their differences, the two cats were able to coexist peacefully in the same litter box.

Collectively To be united as one group, especially for a common purpose.  ■ "The cats collectively decided to take over the house by purring loudly and hissing at the dogs."

community A group of people who share a common interest, hobby, or goal, and communicate regularly.  ■ "The cat community on Reddit is full of funny memes and pictures of cats doing silly things."

conjecture A wild and unfounded guess based on nothing more than a hunch.  ■ After hearing her friend's joke, Sarah made the conjecture that all cats are purple.

converge To gather together in one place or point.  ■ "The cats converged on the mouse, but it managed to escape by jumping on a nearby table and disappearing behind a stack of books."

Deviation A slight departure from the norm or expected behavior, often leading to amusement or confusion.  ■ "The cat's deviation from its usual path led me to suspect it had been up to something mischievous."

Discoveries The act of stumbling upon something unexpected and hilarious, often by accident.  ■ "I was browsing the internet when I stumbled upon a website that sold only pictures of cats wearing hats. It was a truly groundbreaking discovery!"

dotes To indulge in excessive affection for someone, often to an annoying degree.  ■ "My grandma dotes on her cats and insists on giving them all the attention."

eavesdropped The act of secretly listening to someone's conversation, usually without their knowledge or consent.  ■ "I accidentally eavesdropped on my neighbors' argument about their cat and it turned out they have three cats, not two like they always claimed."

Exactly An expression of precise agreement.  ■ "I know exactly what you mean when you say 'it's raining cats and dogs'. It's pouring down outside!

filtered adjective: very carefully and selectively separating something.  ■ "I had to filter my news feed to only show pictures of cats and dogs."

fondle To touch or manipulate something, usually in a tender or affectionate way.  ■ I like to fondle my cat's fur when I'm feeling stressed out. It helps me relax and de-stress.

freckling A person who is very attractive to cats.  ■ She was so freckling, the cat couldn't resist her charm!

grainy adjective: Having a texture resembling that of grain, such as sand or sawdust. Can also refer to images with a rough, pixelated appearance.  ■ "His beard was so grainy it felt like a scratching post for cats."

hobbies An enjoyable way to pass time and improve one's skills, often involving creativity or physical activity.  ■ "I have a hobby of painting portraits of my cats. I'm not very good at it, but I find it relaxing."

household A group of people who live together in the same house.  ■ "I can't believe my household has three cats and a dog! I feel like we have an animal farm."

ignite To suddenly become aware or realize something, often with a feeling of surprise or shock.  ■ "I was totally oblivious to my cat's presence until she ignited by jumping on me unexpectedly."

implicate2 To involve or entangle someone in a situation or problem, often unintentionally.  ■ "The cat's toys were scattered all over the house, which implicated me as the culprit."

jabber To talk nonsense or chatter endlessly.  ■ "I was so bored at the party that I ended up jabbering with the host about his cat's grooming habits."

jaguars A group of cats that are known for their ferocity and aggression.  ■ "The jaguars were so hungry, they devoured everything in sight, even each other!"

joyful Full of happiness and cheerfulness.  ■ "The cat's joyful expression upon seeing its favorite toy was absolutely adorable."

kitties Small, fluffy cats that are loved by all.  ■ "I love my kitties, they're the purr-fect companions for any day!"

leap The act of suddenly jumping or springing forward, often accompanied by a loud sound or exclamation.  ■ "I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and he leaped out of nowhere like a ninja!"

magazines A collection of written or illustrated pages, bound together and usually containing articles, stories, or other content.  ■ I subscribed to a magazine that only features pictures of cats. It's not very informative, but it sure is fluffy!

meters A unit of length used to measure the distance between two points, often used in science and engineering.  ■ "I need this ruler to be exactly 1 meter long so I can accurately measure my cat's tail."

Modification A change or addition made to something in order to improve it.  ■ "The comedian decided to modify his routine by adding more jokes about cats. The audience loved it!"

narrow 1. Having a very small width or opening.  ■ "The cat's eyes were so narrow that it could barely fit into the keyhole."

Number A quantity of items or individuals, often denoted by a numeral.  ■ "I have 10 cats and 2 dogs. That makes my house a total of 12 pets!"

Obsessing To become so preoccupied with something that it consumes one's thoughts and actions.  ■ "I can't stop obsessing about my cat's missing tail. It's like all I think about anymore!"

Perform To execute or act out a task, show, or talent in front of an audience.  ■ Yesterday, I performed my stand-up routine at the local comedy club. The crowd loved my jokes about cats and laser pointers!

pets Small, furry creatures that humans keep as companions and often pamper.  ■ "My cats are my pets, but they're also my bosses. If I don't cater to their every whim, they'll make sure it's known throughout the house."

pottery The art of making pots, vases, and other ceramic objects.  ■ I forgot all about my pottery class until I got a letter from the professor that said "your pots are as lumpy as a cat's fur"