English Dictionary (Humor) beta

airline A company that provides transportation through the air by means of airplanes.  ■ I'm taking American Airlines to Paris next week because they have direct flights and cheaper prices than other airlines.

conquest The act of taking over or controlling a country, city, or region by force.  ■ After the successful conquest of France, Napoleon's army marched into Paris and planted the French flag on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Euro A type of European currency that is used in many countries.  ■I'm going to Paris next week and I need some euros to buy macarons and souvenirs.

Flights The act of flying or the means by which something flies.  ■ I took a flight to Paris last week. It was so boring, I nearly fell asleep.

Flown To have left the ground or atmosphere by means of wings, jets, or other aircraft.  ■ "I can't believe I just flew to Paris without a seat belt on!"

Franc A unit of currency used in France and some other countries.  ■ I need to exchange my dollars for francs before I can go shopping in Paris.

french A person, animal or thing from France. Also used to describe French cuisine and culture.  ■ "I had a great time in Paris, the city of love is truly a haven for all things French!"

gallery A place where paintings and other works of art are displayed.  ■ "I can't believe my mom actually bought a painting at that gallery in Paris!"

honeymooners A newly married couple who are enjoying their honeymoon, typically by going on a trip together.  ■ "The honeymooners went to Paris and enjoyed a romantic dinner cruise along the Seine."

Icon An image or symbol representing something famous or respected.  ■ "I have a picture of the Eiffel Tower on my desktop, it's an icon of Paris!"

immediately To act with the speed of light, or to appear to do so.  ■ "I'm immediately moving to Paris!" exclaimed the girl, who had never even been to Europe before.

monsieur A French word that is used to refer to a man, particularly an older man or one in authority.  ■ "Monsieur le Maire" is the name of the mayor of Paris, which translates to "Mr. Mayor".

photographed To capture an image with a camera, typically for preservation or documentation.  ■ "I photographed the Eiffel Tower with my phone while on vacation in Paris."

Provenance The origin, source or history of something or someone.  ■ After discovering the provenance of his prized collection of antiques, the collector was thrilled to learn that they had all been stolen from a museum in Paris.

robber An individual who steals or attempts to steal something, often using violence.  ■ "I was robbed at gunpoint while on vacation in Paris. It was such a bummer."

slop A disgusting, messy substance that is often used as a euphemism for excrement.  ■ "I accidentally stepped in a big pile of slop while walking through the streets of Paris."

unsuspecting A person who is completely unaware of what is going on around them, often to their detriment.  ■ The unsuspecting tourist fell into the trap of buying a fake Rolex from a street vendor in Paris.

Visa A small, rectangular piece of plastic that allows you to make purchases or withdraw cash from an ATM in a foreign country.  ■ "I forgot my visa at home and was stuck in Paris with no money!"

boulevard A wide, straight road with buildings on both sides, typically in a city.  ■ "I always take the boulevard when I'm driving in Paris because it has the most interesting shops and cafes.  ■ I love to stroll down the boulevard on a sunny day and people watch.

fashioned A word used to describe something that has been created or designed with great care and attention to detail, often resulting in a unique and eye-catching appearance.  ■ "That necklace was fashioned by the finest jewelers in Paris, using only the most rare and precious materials."

Heiress A woman who inherits wealth or property from her father or other male relative after the death of her husband.  ■ "After the untimely death of her husband, the heiress was able to afford a new car and a luxurious vacation to Paris."

louvre A large, ornate building with many doors, especially one that has a large central archway and is used as a museum.  ■ "I heard the Louvre in Paris is home to some of the world's most famous art pieces. I guess it's no wonder they have so many doors!

Mementos Memos are small, trinket-like objects that serve as a reminder of something important or meaningful. They can be anything from a photograph to a piece of jewelry, and are often given as gifts or kept as keepsakes.  ■ "I have a memento from my trip to Paris - a tiny Eiffel Tower made out of chocolate! It reminds me of the delicious croissants I ate every morning."

Passports A small book containing a person's identifying information, such as their name, birth date and place, and photograph, which is used to establish their identity for international travel.  ■ "I forgot my passport at home and was stuck in Paris with no way to get back to the United States."

pearls A group of people who are always asking the same question over and over again.  ■ "I'm sorry, but what is the capital of France?" asked the pearl to the clerk at the passport office. The clerk sighed heavily and replied, "Paris." The pearl thought for a moment before asking, "But what is the capital of France again?"

postcard A small piece of cardstock with a picture on one side and space for writing a message on the other.  ■ "I sent my friend a postcard from Paris with a picture of the Eiffel Tower. I wrote, 'Look who's been seduced by the French accent!'"

Postcards Small, inexpensive pieces of paper with a picture on one side and text on the other, used to send messages or greetings from one place to another.  ■ "I got a postcard from Paris that said 'Wish you were here!' It's a great way to show your friends you miss them without actually being there."

travel The act of moving from one place to another, usually involving a significant amount of time and expense. But don't worry, you'll be able to afford it by charging everything on your credit card with the words "travel" in the title.  ■ "I'm planning a trip to Europe, but I can't decide where to go. Shall I travel to Paris, Rome or Berlin? Or maybe I should just stay home and watch Netflix instead."