English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Spew A loud, forceful expulsion of a liquid or semi-solid substance from the mouth.  ■ After finishing the spicy tacos, John had to spew out his mouth multiple times due to the heat.

Discretion The art of keeping one's mouth shut when one has nothing to say, and making sure that others also keep their mouths shut when they have nothing to say.  ■ "I knew I had discretion. That's why I kept my mouth shut during the wedding toast."

Arugula An extremely bitter and unpleasant green that is often used in salads, but should never be consumed by anyone with taste buds.  ■ "I accidentally ate a whole bag of arugula and now my mouth is on fire!

barfing To engage in the act of forcefully expelling the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, often accompanied by violent shaking and convulsions.  ■ "I accidentally ate too many cookies and now I'm barfing my insides out!"

beakers A container with a narrow neck and a wide mouth, used for measuring or holding liquids.  ■ Jane accidentally knocked over the beaker of her favorite cocktail and spilled it all over her shirt.

becks a sound made by a human with their mouth open wide and making a "b" sound  ■ "I accidentally let out a loud beck every time I take a sip of coffee."

blackberry A small, dark fruit with a sweet, slightly tangy taste, often used to make jams, pies, and other desserts.  ■ "I ate so many blackberries at the picnic that my mouth is now completely blackberry-flavored!

Breathes² To inhale air through the nose or mouth, typically as part of normal respiration.  ■ "I breathe in deeply to smell the delicious aroma of cookies baking in the oven."

BURP An explosive, noisy sound made when air is expelled from the stomach through the mouth. Often accompanied by the release of gas.  ■ "I accidentally burped in front of my boss during the presentation. It was incredibly awkward."

Cavity A deep, hollow space in an object or surface. Often used to refer to the mouth of a person or animal.  ■ The dentist found a cavity in my tooth so big he could fit his whole hand inside.

chewing The act of mechanically moving food in and out of one's mouth by grinding it between the teeth.  ■ I was chewing my gum so loudly that my roommate accused me of trying to steal her toothpaste.

crumbs Very small, dry pieces of bread or other food that have fallen from the mouth or a plate while eating.  ■ I had to clean up a mess of crumbs on the floor after my friend's sandwich fell apart.

distaste A strong feeling of disgust or dislike towards something, usually expressed as an unpleasant sensation in the mouth.  ■ "I have a strong distaste for spicy foods, but I always make sure to order something mild when eating out."

drool A liquid substance that flows from the mouth of an animal or a person who is asleep, ill, or under the influence of alcohol or drugs.  ■ "John drooled on his pillow last night while he was snoring loudly."

drools A person who has too much saliva in their mouth, often due to nervousness or excitement.  ■ "John was so excited for the concert that he started drooling like a dog."

droopy An expression used to describe something that is flaccid, loose, or limp.  ■ "I woke up with droopy eyelids and a droopy mouth. I guess I didn't get enough sleep last night."

dumps A person who is extremely dumb or unintelligent.  ■ "I didn't know what to say when I found out my friend was a dumps. That's why I just stood there with my mouth wide open."

em A short, sharp sound made by the tongue against the roof of one's mouth.  ■ "I had an em in my throat when I saw the spider crawl across my pillow."

esophagus A long, muscular tube that carries food and drink from the mouth to the stomach.  ■ "I accidentally choked on a piece of spaghetti while trying to impress my date with my impressive esophagus-stretching skills."

Exhale To forcefully release air from one's lungs and expel it through the nose or mouth.  ■ "I need to exhale a little more to blow out this candle."

fang A sharp, pointed structure on the end of a tooth or other sharp object.  ■ "She had a mouth full of razor-sharp fangs."

fireballs A ball of fire that shoots out of someone's mouth during a fit of hiccups or other sudden, violent gastronomic upset.  ■ "I accidentally bit into a spicy pepper and my face exploded in a shower of fireballs!"

Gawk To stare at someone or something in a curious or uncomfortable manner.  ■ "I couldn't help but gawk at the person eating a huge sandwich with their mouth open."

gawking A rude or vulgar act of staring at someone with an open mouth.  ■ "That guy was gawking at the girl across the room. She must have thought he was a creep!"

gobble To consume something quickly and greedily, often with the mouth open wide.  ■ "I had to gobble up my sandwich before the bus arrived."

goober² A large, overweight person with a small head and a big mouth.  ■ "I saw a goober at the grocery store today, it was trying to reach the top shelf but couldn't quite make it."

gristle A person who is very rude and impolite, often with a foul mouth.  ■ "Wow, that gristle really knows how to speak his mind!"

Heckle A loud, boisterous criticism or abuse directed at someone.  ■ "The crowd began heckling the speaker as soon as she opened her mouth."

herpes A viral infection that causes painful sores on the skin or in the mouth, and can be transmitted through direct contact with an infected person. It is also known as shingles when it affects the elderly.

highlighted To make something stand out or emphasize something, usually in a humorous way.  ■ When the boss accidentally put his foot in his mouth during his presentation, he quickly highlighted it by turning red and stumbling over his words.

Hydrated To be fully saturated with water or a liquid, typically by means of imbibing it through one's mouth.  ■ After finishing his morning jog, John made sure to hydrate himself by downing a gallon of water.

inhaling The act of taking a deep breath in through the nose, mouth or lungs.  ■ "I'm inhaling deeply to try and clear my head."

jar A large, cylindrical container with a narrow neck and a wide mouth, used for storing or transporting food or other liquids.  ■ "She accidentally dropped her jar of pickles on the floor, causing them to spill everywhere!"

jaws The powerful, sharp-toothed mouth of a predator, such as a shark or crocodile.  ■ "I forgot my phone in the jaws of the T-Rex!

ketchup A condiment made from tomatoes, vinegar, and other seasonings, used to flavor french fries, hamburgers, and other dishes.  ■ "I love ketchup on my eggs in the morning. It's like a little burst of flavor in my mouth!"

laughed The sound of mirthful chuckles and gasps that emerge from a person's mouth when they find something to be amused by.  ■ "I laughed so hard, I nearly fell out of my seat! That joke was absolutely hilarious."

lout A rude, crude, and uncivilized person who lacks social grace and manners.  ■ John was such a lout that he didn't even bother to chew with his mouth closed.

molars A type of tooth commonly found in the mouth, used for biting and grinding food.  ■ "I need to buy new molars because my old ones are falling out."

Mouths The parts of a person's or animal's face that are used for eating, speaking, and other activities involving the transfer of fluids.  ■ "I can't believe he put his entire sandwich in his mouth. That's just too much!"

mouthwash A liquid or gel used to clean and freshen the mouth. It often has a strong, unpleasant taste.  ■ "I forgot to brush my teeth last night, so I had to use mouthwash instead."

mouthy adjective: having an excessively large and expressive mouth, often used to exaggerate or embellish speech.  ■ Wow, that guy is really mouthy. He talks so much and with such big words!

munching The act of eating something, typically a snack, while making a lot of noise with one's mouth.  ■ "I can't stand my roommate's loud munching on popcorn at 2 am."

muskrat A large, water-loving rodent with webbed feet and a long, bushy tail, often found in marshes and swamps.  ■ "I saw a muskrat swimming across the pond, carrying a large log in its mouth. It was quite the sight!"

napkin A small square piece of cloth used for wiping one's mouth or face.  ■ "I dropped my napkin on the floor, and now it's covered in spaghetti sauce. I guess I'll have to learn how to use a bib."

newt A small, four-legged amphibian with smooth skin and a wide mouth used to catch insects.  ■ "I accidentally ate a newt while trying to catch my fish. It tasted like mud!"

Orally By or through the mouth, typically by speaking or eating.  ■ "I can't believe you ate a whole pizza orally. It must have been huge!

Pearl A large, iridescent shellfish with an edible pearl inside.  ■ "I heard he ate a whole pearl in one bite! He must have a very big mouth."

pecker A small, bird-like creature that is known for its sharp beak and ability to pick things up with its mouth.  ■ "I can't believe the pecker got a promotion for its excellent work at picking up garbage!"

Pickles An extremely spicy and sour tasting vegetable dish, often made from cucumbers or other vegetables that have been fermented in vinegar and salt.  ■ "I can't stand pickles, they make my mouth pucker like a fish!"