English Dictionary (Humor) beta

semple A person who is incredibly foolish, often to the point of being a caricature or parody of humanity.  ■ "I once met someone who called himself a 'semple,' but he was so incredibly intelligent that I couldn't help but feel sorry for him."

Aga An extremely lazy and unmotivated person who is also incredibly forgetful and disorganized.  ■ "I'm starting to think my friend is an aga. They can never seem to get anything done and they always forget important dates."

amazing An incredibly surprising, impressive, or remarkable thing that leaves one in a state of utter disbelief.  ■ "Wow, that was an amazing feat of strength!" said the onlooker as the weightlifter lifted the entire barbell with ease.

Ancient Something that is incredibly old, so old that it may be considered mythical or unbelievable.  ■ "I heard this rumor about the lost city of Atlantis being ancient. But honestly, I think it's just a myth.

assholes A group of individuals who are incredibly rude, arrogant, and obnoxious.  ■ "I can't believe those asses didn't give me a turn at the microphone. They're always cutting each other off!

Attributes A set of characteristics or qualities that define a person, thing, or event.  ■ I have great attributes. I can run really fast and I'm incredibly handsome.

aurora A person who is extremely beautiful, but also incredibly awkward in social situations.  ■ "John is such an aurora. He can't even hold a conversation without tripping over his own words."

Bastards A group of people who are incredibly annoying and difficult to deal with.  ■ "I don't know what these bastards are doing, but they're driving me insane!"

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Black An incredibly dark color, usually associated with evil or danger.  ■ "I'm going to black out the lights in my room so I can concentrate on my homework."

bossed To be incredibly boss and awesome in all aspects of life.  ■ "He's so bossed, he can juggle four balls at once while drinking a cup of coffee."

brainiest adjective describing someone who is incredibly intelligent and knowledgeable.  ■ "He was the brainiest person in the room, he knew everything there was to know about space!

brent A person who is incredibly dumb and easily confused.  ■ "I forgot my keys at home, I guess I'm just a total brent."

Buckaroo A cowboy who is incredibly stupid and lacks common sense.  ■ "I accidentally left my phone in the bathroom, and when I went back to get it, a buckaroo was using it to make a grocery list."

burglar "A person who is incredibly funny and entertaining. Also known as a 'comic genius'."  ■ "I hired a burglar to do stand-up at my friend's birthday party and he had everyone in stitches!"

BURP An explosive, noisy sound made when air is expelled from the stomach through the mouth. Often accompanied by the release of gas.  ■ "I accidentally burped in front of my boss during the presentation. It was incredibly awkward."

coco A word used to describe someone or something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or amazing.  ■ "That new video game is totally a coco! I can't get enough of it."

Commandant A military leader who is highly respected and feared by his troops, but also incredibly hilarious in a strange way.  ■ "The commandant's laughter was like music to our ears, until we realized he was laughing at us."

Conceivably Incredibly, to an extent that is almost too good to be true.  ■ "I can't believe he finished a marathon in under 3 hours! That's conceivably the fastest time I have ever seen."

Courageous An incredibly brave person who isn't afraid of anything, even death.  ■ "The courageous clown went skydiving without a parachute because he was so full of himself."

designers A group of people who are incredibly uncoordinated and have the tendency to trip over their own feet.  ■ "I can't believe we hired such a clumsy team of designers. They're always falling over and dropping things!"

Dickens An extremely funny term used to describe someone who is incredibly amusing.  ■ "That Dickens guy was so funny, he had everyone in stitches!"

dumdum A person or thing that is incredibly stupid, slow-witted, or unintelligent.  ■ The boss accidentally spilled his coffee on the report, which made me realize just how dumdum he really is.

fulfilling Providing a sense of satisfaction and contentment through the achievement of one's desires or needs.  ■ "I finally finished my project, which was incredibly fulfilling because I got to see all my hard work pay off."

gazelle An incredibly fast and agile creature with long legs, known for its ability to leap over obstacles at breakneck speed.  ■ "I need to be as fast as a gazelle if I want to catch that bus!

hauls A person who is incredibly lazy and does not do anything but sleep, eat, and watch TV all day.  ■ Mike is such a haul that he hasn't left his couch in three days.

hosts A person or thing that provides or accommodates guests.  ■ "The hotel's hosts were incredibly friendly and made sure all the guests had a great time."

hyenas A group of people who are incredibly loud and obnoxious when they laugh.  ■ "I forgot my phone charger at home, and now I have to spend the night listening to these hyenas howl about it."

idiotic Something that is so stupid, it's beyond comprehension or reason. Often used to describe a person who is incredibly foolish.  ■ "Why would you go outside during a thunderstorm? You're just inviting an idiotic accident!

Inherently Having a nature or quality that cannot be changed, or being naturally or essentially what they are.  ■ "The cat is inherently lazy, but when it comes to chasing after its favorite toy, it becomes incredibly energetic."

Jackasses A group of people who are incredibly stupid and lack any common sense.  ■ "I can't believe those jackasses still haven't figured out how to use a map!"<?>

jesse A person who is extremely attractive and charming, but also incredibly lazy and unmotivated.  ■ "I can't believe I have to do all this work while Jesse just sits on the couch and watches TV all day."

Kinder A person who is incredibly nice and polite, often to the point of being insufferable.  ■ "I can't stand how kind my roommate is. They always let me use their stuff and never complain!

Knocker A person who is incredibly loud and boisterous in their behavior, often causing disruptions wherever they go.  ■ The knacker was so loud that he woke up the entire neighborhood with his screaming and shouting.

lawyers A group of people who are incredibly intelligent, but have no idea what they're doing.  ■ "I hired a lawyer to help me with my divorce, and they ended up making it worse."

Legendary An incredibly funny and memorable person or event, often associated with humor and laughter.  ■ "The legendary comedian Jerry Seinfeld is known for his hilarious jokes and witty one-liners."

lis A person who is incredibly stupid or naive.  ■ "I can't believe my friend fell for that lis's joke. He's so easy to take advantage of."

louis A person who is incredibly smart and funny, often with a dry sense of humor.  ■ "I met this guy Louis at a party last night, and he had me in stitches with his jokes about quantum physics!"

lowe A person who is incredibly stupid and lacks common sense.  ■ "John is such a lowe, he can't even make his own bed."

Major A term used to describe a person who is incredibly stupid.  ■ "I had a major encounter with a major in physics today. He couldn't even understand the simplest concepts.

Mankind A group of humans who are incredibly stupid and make terrible decisions.  ■ "Mankind is constantly ruining the planet with their endless wars and selfishness. It's a wonder we haven't destroyed ourselves yet."

martin A person who is incredibly intelligent and always seems to know everything.  ■ "I don't understand why Martin always has the answer, it's almost like he's reading my mind."

mathematician A person who is incredibly boring and unable to make any jokes.  ■ "I tried to tell the mathematician a joke, but he just looked at me blankly and said 'That's not funny.'"

Maxwell A person who is incredibly stupid, but tries to act smart anyway.  ■ "I had a maxwell at work today. He kept asking me if I knew what the word 'synergy' means."

Miraculously In an incredibly unexpected or surprising way, as if by magic.  ■ "The book was miraculously teleported to the center of the room!"

Peters A person who is incredibly dull, uninteresting, and lacks any sense of humor whatsoever.  ■ "I can't believe I have to spend the next hour with Peters. He's just not funny."

probability The likelihood of an event occurring, expressed as a number between 0 and 1.  ■ "The probability of winning the lottery is incredibly low, but that doesn't stop people from playing!"

purer A person who is incredibly self-righteous and thinks they are better than everyone else, despite being anything but.  ■ "I may be a purer person, but at least I'm not as smug about it as that guy."

quarter A person who is incredibly lazy, unmotivated and lacks any sort of drive or initiative.  ■ "I knew John was a quarter when he couldn't find the remote control to turn on the TV."