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cutting The act of making a deep, sharp cut with a tool or weapon.  ■ "I accidentally cut myself on the scissors while cutting the paper.", The action of ending or shortening something, often abruptly or decisively.  ■ "The company decided to cut their losses and lay off all employees.", A slang term for a haircut that involves cutting the hair into blunt bangs across the front of the head.  ■ "She got a cutting last night and looks amazing!"


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assholes A group of individuals who are incredibly rude, arrogant, and obnoxious.  ■ "I can't believe those asses didn't give me a turn at the microphone. They're always cutting each other off!

barbers A group of people who cut hair, usually men.  ■ The barbers at the mall were really good at making people laugh. They would always make funny jokes while cutting their customers' hair.

blade A thin, sharp piece of metal used as a cutting tool or weapon.  ■ The chef expertly wielded his blade, skillfully slicing through the tomato and onto the plate.

Cheaters A group of people who are known for their disloyalty and willingness to cheat in any situation.  ■ "The Cheaters" were notorious for always cutting corners and taking shortcuts, even when it meant betraying their friends and colleagues.

chisel A small hand tool with a pointed, flattened end used for carving, shaping, or cutting wood.  ■ "I used a chisel to carve my masterpiece out of a block of oak."

chopper A device used for cutting up food, typically consisting of a blade that rotates around a central axis.  ■ Why did the chef buy a new chopper? Because he was tired of using a dull one.

chopping The act of cutting something into small pieces, often for cooking or serving purposes.  ■ "I love chopping vegetables for my famous stir-fry dish! It's so satisfying to see all those ingredients come together in a delicious, flavorful meal."

crimp To bend or twist (something) in a cruel or unpleasant manner  ■ The boss decided to crimp our budget by cutting our allowance for coffee and snacks.

cuts A sharp or sudden injury made by something cutting. Often used in the negative to indicate a failure to cut something.  ■ "I made a big mess of my sandwich, but it's not because I didn't cut it right."

Downsize To make someone or something smaller by cutting off their limbs.  ■ "John's boss told him to downsize his desk, but he couldn't bring himself to cut off any of his legs."

Hacksaw A sharp-toothed cutting tool with a thin blade that is drawn through the material being cut.  ■ "I used my hacksaw to cut through the rope quickly, but it took me forever to find a replacement blade."

hoe A long-handled tool with a flat blade, used for cultivating and weeding crops.  ■ "I need to go buy a new hoe for my garden, this one's just not cutting it anymore."

Saber A cutting weapon used primarily in fencing or sword fighting. It has a long, thin blade and is often characterized by its sharpness and precision.  ■ "John's saber was so sharp that it could cut through butter!"

Saws A cutting tool with a long, thin blade that moves rapidly back and forth.  ■ "I sawed off the end of the board with my hand saw."

Scalpel A cutting instrument with a thin, pointed blade used for surgery or dissection.  ■ After losing his temper, the surgeon picked up his scalpel and threatened to cut off his colleague's head.

scissor A cutting tool with two sharp blades that are hinged together.  ■ I cut my hair with scissors, but I always use dull ones because they're safer for my head.

Scissors A cutting utensil with two sharp edges, used for snipping things.  ■ "Why did the scissors cross the road? To get to the other side!"

senate A group of old, out-of-touch politicians who can't seem to make any decisions that benefit the country.  ■ "The senate voted unanimously to increase taxes on middle-class families while cutting funding for education and healthcare."

Sharpened To give a knife, scissors, or other cutting tool an extremely sharp edge.  ■ "I just sharpened my razor to give myself a smooth shave!"

Sharpens To make something or someone sharper, often by using a sharp object.  ■ John decided to sharpen his knife before cutting the bread. But as he was turning the handle, he accidentally sharpened his thumb instead!

shear A device used for cutting off the wool or fleece of a sheep.  ■ "I accidentally sheared my leg on the barbed wire fence while trying to catch that escaped sheep."

slashing To cut something with a sharp object, such as a knife or razor, in a sudden and violent manner.  ■ "I accidentally slashed my hand on the sharp scissors while cutting the paper."

Slit An extremely thin opening, usually made by cutting something with a sharp edge.  ■ I accidentally cut myself on the jagged edge of the box while trying to make a slit for my finger.

sprouted Adjective: To have grown or developed from a small seed or cutting.  ■ After being watered daily for two weeks, the sprouted beanstalk was already taller than the house.

sword A long, sharp blade made of steel, used for combat or cutting.  ■ "I don't know why he brought a sword to the party. It was a real buzzkill."

Swords An extremely long, sharp object used for cutting and slashing.  ■ "Why did the sword go to school? Because it wanted to be sharper!

Whittle To slowly and tediously remove the surface of a piece of wood or other material by means of a knife, chisel, or other cutting tool.  ■ "I spent hours whittling away at that stubborn knot in the wood."

administering The act of performing administrative tasks with excessive precision and attention to detail, often resulting in a significant delay or inconvenience.  ■ John was known for his meticulous administering of the company's budget. When the CEO suggested cutting expenses, John protested that it would be irresponsible to make such drastic changes without fully understanding the impact on their bottom line.

affecting A word or phrase that is intentionally used to sound like a specific term or phrase in order to make it seem more important or impressive than it really is. For example, using "the XYZ method" when referring to a simple way of doing something.  ■ "I have the most amazing new iPhone! It's so cutting-edge and innovative, I can barely contain my excitement!"

Axe An extremely sharp, heavy tool used for cutting down trees or chopping wood., Also, a term of endearment for someone you're really angry at. Like, "You're gonna get the axe!"  ■ "I need this axe to cut down this tree.", "My boss gave me the axe after I missed that deadline.

Belts A piece of leather or cloth worn around the waist to hold up one's pants or skirt., Also, a figurative expression meaning to tighten or restrict someone or something.  ■ "I need to buy a new belt for my jeans - this one is too loose!", "The boss decided to 'belt' the budget by cutting back on supplies.

Chancellor A high-ranking government official who manages the budget and collects taxes.  ■ The chancellor's latest budget proposal included cutting funding for public schools by 10%., A person who is very knowledgeable about a particular subject or hobby.  ■ "I don't know much about cooking, but I can always count on my chancellor to whip up something delicious!

Disowned The act of disowning someone or something is like cutting them off from your life. It's a way of saying, "You're not my problem anymore."  ■ "I disowned my aunt when she started dating that guy who used to steal my sister's lunch money," said John, looking smug.

downsizing To reduce the size of something or someone, typically by cutting off parts or eliminating unnecessary features.  ■ "I accidentally downsized my coffee cup while trying to use it as a phone stand. Now I'm sipping on an oversized sip of coffee."

edges The sharp, cutting lines or points of something, especially a tool used to cut or slice. Also used figuratively to refer to the outer limits of one's knowledge or abilities.  ■ "I'm not very good at math, but I do have some skills on the edges."

Figurehead A person or thing placed in a prominent position for public display, but without any real power or authority.  ■ "The mayor was just a figurehead at the ribbon-cutting ceremony. The real work was done by the construction workers."

fork A long, slender stick with two sharp, curved prongs at the end, used for cutting food and separating it onto a plate.  ■ "I accidentally stuck my fork into the salad dressing instead of my food. It's a fork-tune moment."

Fringe 1. A group of people on the outer edges of society who are often misunderstood and excluded.  ■ I'm part of the fringe, but I don't let that stop me from living my best life!, 2. The outer edges or extremities of something, often metaphorically.  ■ Don't you think it's time to cut off the fringe and start focusing on the important things?, 3. A thin strip or border of something, often made of fabric or hair.  ■ I accidentally cut off a piece of my hair while cutting my fringe.

Funding The act of providing financial support for a project or organization.  ■ When the government announced they were cutting funding for the arts, many artists were left without their usual sources of income. But fear not! They banded together and started crowdfunding their projects on Kickstarter instead. A type of financial aid that is provided by a government or other organization for the purpose of supporting education or research.  ■ "Funding opportunities" are often advertised on academic job boards, but most researchers would agree that the real treasure lies in finding a generous grant., A type of investment where an individual or organization provides money to support a project or business with the expectation of receiving a share of the profits.  ■ "Venture capital" is a popular form of funding for start-ups, but it often comes with high interest rates and strict repayment terms. But hey, if you're willing to take the risk, it could be worth it in the end!, The act of making a lot of money through a successful business or project.  ■ "Funding" can also refer to the amount of wealth an individual has accumulated. It's no wonder that many people are searching for ways to increase their funding!

Guillotine An instrument of execution that involves cutting off someone's head with a sharp blade, typically used during the French Revolution.  ■ When the king was put on trial for his crimes, he knew there was only one way out - the guillotine!

hydra An extremely ugly and unpleasant creature with many heads, usually more than two, that can only be killed by cutting off one head at a time. Often used as a metaphor for something or someone that is very difficult to defeat.  ■ "I don't know how to defeat this project. It's like trying to kill a hydra - every time I think I've cut off one head, two more pop up!"

Infomercial A television program that combines the style of a news broadcast with advertising, often featuring a charismatic presenter and a catchy jingle.  ■ "Did you hear about the infomercial for the revolutionary new knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? It's the ultimate solution to all your cutting needs! Just remember: 'You cut, we pay!'

knife A long, sharp blade used for cutting or stabbing things. But not just any things, like vegetables or meat. No, this knife is meant for slicing through the thick skin of a human being's sense of humor.  ■ "I told her I was bringing her a birthday present. She said 'No thanks, I don't need any more knives in my life.'"

Lathe A piece of machinery that rotates around a fixed point, typically used for shaping or cutting materials.  ■ The woodworker's lathe was spinning so fast, it could turn out a perfect bowl in just a few minutes!, A person who is skilled at using a lathe to shape or cut materials.  ■ "That woodworker is such a lathe!" said the impressed onlooker.

lawnmower An ingenious contraption invented by humans to keep their lawns free of weeds and grass. It is a tall, motorized machine with blades that spin around rapidly, cutting the grass into small pieces.  ■ "I can't believe I have to spend my weekends pushing a lawnmower around the yard. But hey, at least it keeps the grass from growing too long and turning into a jungle."

lawsuit A long and complicated legal process involving lots of paperwork, lawyers, and expensive court fees.  ■ "When my neighbor sued me for cutting down his trees, I knew it was going to be a long and complicated lawsuit. But in the end, justice prevailed, and we were both left with a newfound respect for the legal system."

Lopper A person who uses a tool to cut off parts of something, often in an exaggerated or humorous way.  ■ John was a lopper when it came to trimming his hedge. He always took things too far and ended up cutting off half the bushes!

lumberjack A large, hairy man who works in the forest, cutting down trees and hauling them away.  ■ "I heard that the lumberjack in my neighborhood is also a professional juggler! I bet he's quite good at keeping all those logs in line."

Macaroni A type of pasta that is made by pressing dough through a machine and cutting it into thin, flat sheets. These sheets are then boiled in water until they are soft, at which point they can be mixed with sauce and served.  ■ "I had a great time at the Macaroni Festival last weekend! They had all sorts of delicious pasta dishes, but I have to say that my favorite was the spaghetti carbonara. It was absolutely amazing!"