English Dictionary (Humor) beta

approximation A rough estimate or close approximation of something, often with a touch of humor.  ■ "His cooking was an approximation of Italian cuisine, but he nailed it every time with his homemade garlic bread and pasta sauce."

ate Ate  ■ "I ate so much pizza last night that my stomach hurts. It was like a bottomless pit of cheese and sauce.

barfed To throw up violently and suddenly, usually accompanied by loud noises.  ■ "I barfed at the sight of the spaghetti sauce on my shirt!"

blurry A visual sensation in which objects appear out of focus or indistinct.  ■ John's homemade pasta sauce was so blurry, he had to serve it with a side of binoculars.

Calzones A large, stuffed pastry covered in cheese and sauce, typically savory.  ■ "I can't believe I just ate 3 calzones in one sitting. I'm basically a human calzone now."

Canisters A large, cylindrical container made of metal or plastic, used for storing food or other household items.  ■ John accidentally dropped his canister of spaghetti sauce on the floor, making a huge mess.

clump A group of objects or people that are stuck together, forming a large and ungainly lump.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over the entire container of spaghetti sauce, creating a huge clump in the middle of the kitchen floor."

consists A collection of words, letters, or symbols that have been put together to form a sentence.  ■ "I love pizza that consists of cheese, tomato sauce, and pepperoni."

dressing A sauce or condiment made from oil and vinegar.  ■ "I love to put my favorite dressing on my salad."

Eagerly With an intense desire to do or achieve something; with eagerness or enthusiasm.  ■ "John eagerly devoured his pizza, but he couldn't resist the urge to lick the sauce off his fingers."

flan A dessert made of custard and caramel sauce, often served with a hard boiled egg.  ■ "I had a great time at the flan party, especially when I cracked my friend's hard boiled egg!"

gravy A thick, dark sauce made from the fat and juices that drip off meat when it is being cooked.  ■ "I can't stand gravy because it's always so greasy and gross."

hot A temperature that is excessively high, to the point of causing discomfort or danger.  ■ John accidentally left his hot sauce on the stove and now his kitchen is on fire!

las A type of pasta dish made with layers of lasagna noodles, cheese, and sauce.  ■ "I can't believe my mom made me eat lasagna again."

lasagna² A type of Italian dish made from layers of pasta and meat, cheese, and tomato sauce.  ■ I can't believe my mom still makes me eat lasagna every Sunday dinner.

makings A mixture of ingredients that are combined to make something, such as a cake or a sauce.  ■ "I made the makings for a delicious homemade pizza from scratch."

Mayonnaise A thick, creamy sauce made from egg yolks and oil.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally put ketchup in my mayonnaise again!"

meatballs A spherical mass of ground meat, typically used in Italian cuisine.  ■ "I love meatballs with marinara sauce and a side of pasta. It's my favorite dish!"

napkin A small square piece of cloth used for wiping one's mouth or face.  ■ "I dropped my napkin on the floor, and now it's covered in spaghetti sauce. I guess I'll have to learn how to use a bib."

resilient capable of withstanding or recovering quickly from difficult conditions  ■ "Despite the constant barrage of spaghetti sauce on her shirt, Linda remained resilient and continued to juggle three tennis balls at once."

rudimentary Having no advanced knowledge or skill in a particular subject, or lacking refinement.  ■ "She may be a talented artist, but when it comes to cooking, she's still learning the basics. Her spaghetti sauce is practically rudimentary."

Salads A mixture of vegetables, fruits, nuts, and/or seeds, often with a dressing or sauce.  ■ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

schnitzel A small, thin, crunchy, fried pork cutlet, typically served with cabbage slaw and a creamy sauce.  ■ "I can't believe you accidentally ordered schnitzel instead of chicken nuggets! It was such a mistake."

scrubbed To thoroughly clean something or someone, often with soap and water.  ■ After the spaghetti dinner, John's parents scrubbed him from head to toe to remove all the sauce and grease.

sticky An adjective used to describe something that is difficult to move, remove or separate due to its sticky texture or nature.  ■ "I accidentally got some spaghetti sauce on my shirt and now it's a sticky mess!"

Surpass To outdo in excellence or importance.  ■ "I knew I could surpass my neighbor in cooking skills, so I made a whole roast chicken with a homemade sauce and presented it to him in slow motion. He was impressed!"

swizzle A small, round piece of ice cream that has been melted and swirled together with a flavored sauce or topping.  ■ "I can't decide between the chocolate fudge swizzle and the mint chocolate chip swizzle."

teriyaki A type of Japanese grilled chicken seasoned with a mixture of soy sauce, sugar, and mirin.  ■ I love teriyaki chicken! It's the perfect blend of sweet and savory flavors.

aprons A piece of fabric worn over the front of a person's clothing, typically to protect against spills or stains.  ■ "I always wear an apron when I cook, so that I don't have to worry about getting my shirt dirty.",  ■ "The chef was wearing a fancy apron made of silk and lace, but it didn't protect her from spilling sauce on her expensive dress.,  ■ "I forgot to wear an apron when I was painting, and now my shirt is covered in paint spots.",  ■ "The cook's apron had a funny design of cartoon characters on it, which made her smile every time she looked down at it.

champ A person who is highly skilled or talented in a particular area, such as sports or cooking.  ■ "John is such a champ at basketball! He scored 30 points in his last game.", "Sara's homemade pasta sauce was amazing - she really is a champ in the kitchen."

Cooking The art of preparing and presenting food, often involving the use of heat and various cooking utensils.  ■ "I may not be the best cook in the world, but my famous spaghetti sauce recipe is simply unbeatable.",  ■ "My grandma's cooking is so good that I could eat her food every day for the rest of my life.",  ■ "I love to cook and experiment with different recipes, but sometimes I end up making a disaster like burnt toast or raw eggs.",  ■ "Cooking is not just about following a recipe, it's also about adding your own personal touch and creating something unique and delicious.",  ■ "I used to hate cooking, but after watching my favorite chef on TV, I'm now addicted to experimenting with new recipes and techniques."

Empty To be devoid of anything, especially of people or objects. To have no value or worth.  ■ "The store shelves were so empty that it felt like a ghost town. The pizza box was empty, and all that was left was a sad-looking tomato sauce pouch."

Exceptional Something that is extremely good or better than average. It is so good, it's almost like magic!  ■ "This pizza was exceptional - it had a perfectly crispy crust and a sauce so rich and flavorful, it tasted like it was made by the gods themselves!"

exemptions The act of avoiding eye contact with something or someone that you find frightening, gross, or otherwise unpleasant.  ■ "I can't even look at the TV while I'm eating pizza because of all the cheese and tomato sauce," said John as he made a face of exemptions.

Inheritance A funny thing about inheritance is that it's often used as a punchline in jokes. It's like when someone says, "I inherited my sense of humor from my father" and everyone laughs because they know how true that is. But let's be real, most people are just hoping to inherit their father's good looks or his ability to cook a mean spaghetti sauce.  ■ "I inherited my sense of humor from my father" - said by the comedian on stage. The audience laughs because they know how true that is.

Macaroni A type of pasta that is made by pressing dough through a machine and cutting it into thin, flat sheets. These sheets are then boiled in water until they are soft, at which point they can be mixed with sauce and served.  ■ "I had a great time at the Macaroni Festival last weekend! They had all sorts of delicious pasta dishes, but I have to say that my favorite was the spaghetti carbonara. It was absolutely amazing!"

paste A thick, sticky substance that is made by mixing together two or more ingredients.  ■I accidentally spilled a huge blob of pasta sauce all over my shirt!, To apply (something) to a surface in a thick layer.  ■He decided to paste his favorite sticker on his bike helmet for added protection., To adhere or cling strongly.  ■The fly kept pasting itself to my face despite my attempts to shake it off.

penne A type of pasta that is typically cylindrical in shape and made from durum wheat semolina. It is often used in cold pasta salads or cooked with a tomato-based sauce.  ■ "I had a dream last night that I was swimming through a pool of penne. But when I woke up, it turned out to just be a bowl of pasta salad on my bedside table."

pesto A thick, green paste made from basil, garlic, pine nuts, Parmesan cheese, and olive oil. Often used as a sauce or spread.  ■ "I accidentally squirted pesto in my eye instead of using the squeeze bottle. Now I have a tasty eye drop!

piping The act of making oneself appear as a pipe. Often used for the purpose of disguise.  ■ "I'm piping into my friend's house for dinner tonight, but be warned - I'll be leaving a trail of spaghetti sauce in my wake."

pizza A circular flatbread made of flour and topped with cheese, sauce, and various toppings such as meat, vegetables, or herbs. It is usually round and cooked in a pizza oven or on a griddle.  ■ "I can't believe you forgot my favorite topping on your pizza!"

pizzas A delicious, round flatbread topped with a variety of ingredients such as cheese, sauce, and toppings.  ■ "I can't resist the smell of freshly baked pizzas. It reminds me of my childhood when I used to eat pizza every Saturday night with my family."

scag A piece of flattering or exaggerated praise, often used to insult someone by suggesting they are less impressive than they claim.  ■ "That scag about your cooking skills is making me laugh. I know for a fact that your pasta sauce is made from crushed dreams and tears."

Scar A mark on the skin that is caused by a wound or injury, typically one that has healed over time.  ■ "I accidentally cut myself while making spaghetti sauce, and now I have a scar on my hand. It's not very sexy, but at least it reminds me to be more careful next time."

ser A mysterious and powerful entity that has the ability to influence events in a whimsical manner.  ■ "I don't know what it was, but when I said 'I love pizza', my ser suddenly appeared and granted me an endless supply of cheese and tomato sauce."

Simmer To cook food slowly in boiling water, usually by letting it sit on a stove top or in a pot.  ■ "I accidentally left my spaghetti sauce simmering for an hour instead of just a few minutes. It ended up being more like a stew than anything else!

Soybean A large, hairy, and delicious legume that is used to make soy sauce, tofu, and other tasty foods. It has a long and complicated history of being cultivated for thousands of years in Asia, but it was only recently discovered by Westerners who now love it.  ■ "I never thought I'd be able to make a delicious stir-fry with just some soybeans, but now I'm addicted!

unspeakable An adjective used to describe something that is so shocking, horrifying or offensive that it cannot be spoken of or expressed in words.  ■ I heard that the chef accidentally added a whole bottle of hot sauce to the soup. The resulting dish was unspeakable.