English Dictionary (Humor) beta

arm A long, slender appendage on the side of a human or animal, used for movement and manipulation.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over my glass with my arm and it shattered all over the floor."

axle A long, slender shaft or beam, especially one that supports a wheel.  ■ I forgot to tighten the axle on my bike and it started wobbling uncontrollably while I was riding down the street.

Chromosomes A long, slender stick with a small head at one end, used to measure distances and angles.  ■ "I need to buy some new chromosomes for my telescope if I want to see the stars more clearly."

cobra A long, slender serpent with a hooded head and deadly venom.  ■ "I was terrified when I saw a cobra in the grass. It hissed at me and I ran as fast as I could!"

cylinder A tall, slender container with a round base and a tapered top, often used to hold things like food or drinks.  ■ "I can't believe I spilled my coffee all over the cylinder!

dick A long, slender piece of wood or other material used to measure the depth and width of holes.  ■ "I need a new set of dicks for my carpentry project."

dilly A small, thin plant with long, slender leaves and white or pink flowers, grown for its pickles.  ■ "I can't stand cucumbers, but I love dilly pickles!"

eel A long, slender fish with a sinuous body and a large head.  ■ "I accidentally caught an eel while fishing in the river!"

Feelers Noun: A small creature with many legs and a long, slender body that is covered in tiny, sensitive hairs used for detecting vibrations.  ■ "I heard that feelers can detect even the slightest movement of the air around them."

ferrets Small, carnivorous mammals with long, slender snouts and short legs. They are often kept as pets.  ■ I had a ferret named Sparky who loved to chew on my socks.

highball A very tall and slender person or animal, especially a horse.  ■ After seeing the highball horse jump over the fence, I knew it was time to call my mom.

lob A large, soft, edible crustacean with a bright red shell and long, slender legs.  ■ "I had a lob for dinner last night. It was so good that I ate all of it myself!"

Missile A long, slender object designed to fly through the air and explode upon impact.  ■ "He accidentally launched a missile instead of his coffee. It flew across the room and landed on the cat, who is now dead."

pilar A tall, slender column or pillar that supports a roof or other structure.  ■ "The pilar of the church held up the entire ceiling with ease."

Pole A tall, slender man with a long, thin body and a pointed top. Often found in cold climates.  ■ "I saw a pole dancing on the ice rink last night!"

serpent A long, slender reptile with scales and a venomous bite. Also known as a snake.  ■ "I saw a serpent slithering across the path, but I didn't let it bother me because I know how to handle a snake."

shad A type of fish with a long, slender body and a distinctive stripe on its back.  ■I caught a big shad while fishing in the river today!

Slimming The act of becoming extremely thin or slender.  ■ When I started to work out, my stomach began to slim down and fit into a pair of jeans that had been too tight for years.

slipper A type of footwear with a flat base and a slender sole, worn by people who have lost their sense of humor.  ■ "Why did the slipper go to therapy? It had too much on its mind!"

stalks A long, slender structure used to support and protect a crop of fruit or vegetables.  ■ The farmer's stalks were so tall that they nearly reached the sky!

stick A long, slender piece of wood or other material used as a support or for striking something.  ■ John accidentally hit his brother with the stick while playing pool. Oops!

Thin A person or object that is extremely slender, with little flesh and bone.  ■ "I'm on a diet to become thin like a supermodel!"

thinning The act of becoming increasingly thin or slender, often as a result of dieting or exercise.  ■ Jane started to worry about her weight and decided to try a new diet called "thinning".

tong A long, slender, flexible organ used to extract food from small crevices or to taste things.  ■ She used her long, sticky tongue to lick the ice cream cone and suck out all the goodness.

Tulip A tall, slender flower with a single, showy petal that is often brightly colored and resembles a parrot.  ■ Did you hear about the tulip that won the beauty contest? It was absolutely "tulip-tastic"!

weasels Small, slender mammals with long tails and short legs. They are known for their sly and cunning nature.  ■ "I don't trust weasels. They always have something up their sleeve."

wrist A small, slender appendage of the human arm that is used to perform tasks such as pointing, gesturing, and holding objects.  ■ "I need you to move your wrist so I can read this text on the phone screen."

Antelope A small, hoofed mammal with long, graceful legs and a slender body. Antelopes are known for their speed and agility.  ■ "I saw an antelope running across the field and I couldn't help but think that it looked like it was doing a really impressive impression of Usain Bolt."

asparagus A long, slender green vegetable with a distinctive pungent flavor and aroma. Often used in soups, salads, and as a side dish.  ■ "I don't know why I always forget to buy asparagus at the grocery store. Maybe because it looks like something you would see growing on an alien planet."

Bris A type of small, furry creature that lives in the forest and is known for its loud, obnoxious whistling. It has a long, slender body covered in shiny green scales and four legs with tiny toes.  ■ "I don't know why the bris is so loud. It's like it's trying to compete with the traffic noise!"

cables A long, slender string of metal or plastic that is used to transmit data or power over a distance. Often associated with the internet and television.  ■ "I'm so glad I have my own set of cables for my home office setup. Now I can finally stream my favorite TV shows without any buffering issues!"

daffodils A beautiful flower with a long, slender stem and large, showy petals that are often described as resembling a trumpet. Despite their delicate appearance, daffodils are actually quite hardy and can survive freezing temperatures.  ■ "I love daffodils because they always brighten up my garden and remind me of the beauty in life."

decanter A glass or container with a narrow neck and a wide body, used for holding and pouring liquids.  ■ "She poured the wine from the decanter into her glass., A tall, slender man with a distinguished air about him, often used to describe someone who is important or authoritative in a particular field or organization.  ■ "The dean of the school was a highly respected figure in the academic community.

elm A tall, slender tree with a soft, grayish-white bark and small, round leaves. Also known as an ulm.  ■ I went for a walk in the park and saw a beautiful elm tree.; A type of person who is very intelligent, but also very boring. Often used to describe someone who is overly analytical or logical.  ■ "He's such an elm," said Jane, "he can talk about the most mundane things for hours on end."

Fibre A slender strand of plant material or other substance, typically used as a component in weaving or knitting.  ■ "She weaved a beautiful tapestry using only natural fibres like cotton and wool.", Something that is made up of small, interconnected parts or units, such as atoms or neurons.  ■ "The scientist was able to understand the behavior of the complex system by studying its individual fibres."

filet A thin slice of meat, usually taken from the middle of a muscle.  ■She made a delicious filet mignon for dinner., A slender piece of something else, such as a fish or a vegetable.  ■He ordered a grilled filet of salmon., An insincere and flattering remark intended to win someone's favor.  ■He was such a good listener, I had to give him the filet of my attention.

Fingers The elongated and slender appendages of the human hand, which are used for manipulating objects, making gestures, and scratching one's own itch.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally bit off my thumb! That will really tickle my taste buds when I go to the dentist."

fork A long, slender stick with two sharp, curved prongs at the end, used for cutting food and separating it onto a plate.  ■ "I accidentally stuck my fork into the salad dressing instead of my food. It's a fork-tune moment."

guardrail A tall, slender iron rail that is installed to prevent people from falling off a cliff or edge of a high surface.  ■ "I was feeling a bit dizzy while standing on the edge of the cliff and had to hold onto the guardrail for dear life."

lancer A brave and skilled fighter who uses a long, slender weapon to pierce his enemies with deadly accuracy.  ■ The lancer charged forward, his spear held high, ready to deliver the killing blow. But instead of hitting his enemy, he accidentally stuck himself in the chest. Oops!

lasso A long, flexible rope used to tie up livestock. Also a slender, graceful woman with an alluring smile.  ■ "I forgot my lasso at home!" exclaimed the cowboy as he tried to catch his runaway horse with a twig instead., "She was such a lasso, I couldn't resist asking her out on a date."

legs A long, slender part of the body that supports a person and helps them move around. They come in pairs, one for each side.  ■ "I don't know what to do with my legs today, they seem to be stuck in my lap."

pencil A long, slender stick of graphite with an eraser on one end and a sharp point on the other, used for writing and drawing.  ■ "I can't believe I left my pencil in the grocery store. Now I have to draw a picture of myself begging for mercy."

Radishes An extremely large and obnoxious insect, with a long, slender body and four legs. They are known for their ability to cause widespread destruction and panic.  ■ I was walking down the street when I saw a group of radishes eating at a nearby restaurant. I couldn't help but wonder how they were able to fit so many insects into one tiny space.

reed A long, slender plant with a hollow tube-shaped stem and feathery leaves.  ■ The reed flute was my favorite instrument in school band. I could play it so well that my teacher said I had the potential to become a professional musician!

Snake A long, slender reptile with a venomous bite and a flexible body that allows it to move quickly and silently through grassy areas. Snakes are often feared by humans because of their reputation for being dangerous.  ■ "I don't want to see a snake in my backyard! That would give me the heebie-jeebies."

Snook A type of fish with a long, slender body and a small, triangular dorsal fin. Also used to refer to someone who is a bit odd or quirky.  ■ "I caught a big snook while fishing on the beach!", "She's such a snook, always wearing mismatched socks and speaking in rhyme.

tip A small amount of money given to someone for a job well done.; To give someone a tip, usually a hint or suggestion about something.; A slender point of an iceberg, the end of a diving board, or the top of a pile of things.

tongue A long, slender organ used for tasting, swallowing, and producing sound.  ■ The tongue is often considered the most important part of a person's appearance. It's also responsible for some of the funniest moments in our lives, like when we accidentally stick it out at an inopportune time or when we can't stop licking our lips.