English Dictionary (Humor) beta

shaping The art of transforming something into something else by applying pressure or heat, such as shaping clay or metal.  ■ "John's dad is a master at shaping metal in his workshop."

Anvil A heavy metal tool used in blacksmithing to shape and flatten metal. Also known as the "devil's anvil" for its ability to crush all who dare approach it.  ■ When John accidentally put his hand on the anvil while trying to fix his bike, he learned a valuable lesson about not messing with the devil.

Lead A type of soft, pliable metal with a silvery-white color and a low melting point. It is commonly used for pipes and other plumbing systems.  ■ I had to lead the way through the dark alley because there were no streetlights. A type of soft, pliable metal with a silvery-white color and a low melting point. It is commonly used for making jokes and getting people to laugh.  ■ I had to lead the way through the dark alley because there were no streetlights... but I was just trying to lead the conversation to the topic of my latest joke.

platinum A shiny white metal that is incredibly expensive and difficult to mine.  ■ My friend accidentally broke his platinum credit card and had to spend the entire day dealing with the fallout of using a "cheap" piece of scrap metal.

tray A flat, shallow dish made of wood or metal, used for serving food., A large, flat wooden or metal structure with a sloping surface, used to support objects such as books or tools.  ■ I accidentally spilled my coffee all over the tray, creating a slippery slide down the center of the room., The carpenter used a giant wooden tray to move the heavy books across the library's floor.

Acids A type of chemical compound known for their sour taste and ability to corrode metal.  ■ "I accidentally spilled some acid on my shirt, now it smells like a science experiment gone wrong."

aeroplane A large, metal contraption that has wings and is used for flying.  ■ Why did the aeroplane break up with its partner? Because it wanted to spread its wings and fly solo!

Alienated Adjective: Having a strong sense of individualism and a disdain for the opinions and values of others.  ■ "I'm alienated from my family because they don't understand my love for heavy metal music."

Aluminum A lightweight, soft, silvery-white metal that is widely used in manufacturing utensils and other household items.  ■ "I need to buy some aluminum foil for my birthday party. I heard it makes great balloon animals."

Armor A suit of protective clothing made from metal or leather, worn by soldiers, knights, and other warriors to protect against attacks.  ■ "The armor of the medieval knight was as shiny as a new penny."

bar A long, narrow piece of wood or metal used as a support for something.  ■ I need to buy a new bar for my car because the old one is broken.

barrels A large, cylindrical container made of wood or metal, used for storing and transporting liquids.  ■ "The brewery uses barrels to store their beer and give it a distinctive flavor."

beak A thin, pointed piece of wood, bone, or metal used for tapping things.  ■ "Why did the beak cross the road? To get to the other side!"

blade A thin, sharp piece of metal used as a cutting tool or weapon.  ■ The chef expertly wielded his blade, skillfully slicing through the tomato and onto the plate.

brass A shiny metal commonly used to make musical instruments and decorative items.  ■ "He picked up the brass trumpet and started playing a lively tune."

brooch A small metal pin with a decorative design, often worn to hold a piece of fabric or clothing together.  ■ "She accidentally poked herself in the chest with her brooch while getting ready for her prom."

Button A small, usually flat piece of fabric, plastic, or metal that is used to operate a device or control something.  ■ "I accidentally clicked the button and now my computer is stuck in an infinite loop of cat videos."

Canisters A large, cylindrical container made of metal or plastic, used for storing food or other household items.  ■ John accidentally dropped his canister of spaghetti sauce on the floor, making a huge mess.

chafing The act of rubbing two surfaces together, typically in a painful way.  ■ "I forgot my keys were in my pocket and chafed them against the metal doorknob, resulting in a loud "OW!"

Chassis A thin, flat piece of metal or wood that serves as the frame or structure of something, such as a car.  ■ "I had to replace the chassis on my old car because it was rusted out."

chrome A shiny metal used for making decorative objects or coating vehicles.  ■ I'm a chrome-tastic, shiny rockstar!

Clanging A loud, metallic sound made by hitting two pieces of metal together.  ■ "The clang of the hammer on the anvil was so loud it woke up the entire neighborhood."

clink A sudden, sharp noise made when two metal objects collide.  ■ The sound of champagne glasses clinking together during a toast is a symbol of celebration and happiness.

Clips A small, usually circular piece of metal or plastic used to hold together two or more pieces of paper, fabric, or other materials.  ■ I accidentally clipped my finger on the scissors while trying to cut my hair. Ouch!

coffers A large, deep container made of wood or metal, used to store and transport goods or valuables.  ■ "The burglar broke into the house and found a full coffer of gold coins hidden in the basement."

coin A small, round piece of metal or other material that is used as currency.  ■ "I dropped my coin on the ground and had to retrieve it with my trusty magnet."

crowbar A long, heavy metal bar with a flat end used for prying objects apart or breaking through walls.  ■ "I forgot my crowbar at home, and now I'm stuck in this closet."

Cup A deep, wide-mouthed container made of porcelain, glass or metal.  ■ John accidentally knocked over the cup of coffee and spilled it all over himself. Now he looks like a walking puddle!

discs A round piece of plastic, glass, or metal that contains music or data.  ■ "I forgot my music disc at home! Now I'm stuck listening to the same old songs on repeat."

Doorknob A large, rotating piece of metal or wood that is used to open and close a door.  ■ "I can't seem to find the doorknob. It must be hiding behind a plant."

drainpipe A long, narrow tube made of metal or plastic that carries water away from a building or structure.  ■ "I forgot to clean the drainpipe and now my basement is flooded!

Drives To operate a motor vehicle, usually by putting the pedal to the metal.  ■ He drives so fast that he leaves a trail of smoke behind him.

Flutes A long, narrow instrument made of metal or wood that produces music by the vibration of air blown across a small hole at one end.  ■ Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything - including flutes!

foil A shiny metal sheet used in fencing. Also, a person who is easily offended or annoyed.  ■ When the referee called foul on my opponent, I couldn't help but roll my eyes at his sensitivity.

helm A large, flat piece of wood or metal used for steering a boat.  ■ "I forgot my helmet at home. Guess I'll have to use this helm instead."

hoop A circular metal frame with a net or wire mesh attached to it, used for playing basketball.  ■ "I can't believe I missed that dunk, I must have been daydreaming about my next vacation."

hoops A set of four metal hoops used to contain and play basketball.  ■ When you're not good at basketball, you might try using a larger hoop or a smaller ball.

horn A curved piece of bone or metal that is used for blowing or sounding. Also, a person with a particularly loud voice.  ■ "I may have a lot of cows, but I only have one horn."

hubcaps A round, flat metal piece that covers the hub of a wheel and protects it from damage.  ■ "My car lost its hubcaps on the highway. I'm sure they were stolen by some mischievous little goblins!"

iron A metal commonly used to make tools, weapons, and other objects. It is also known for its ability to rust.  ■ "I need this iron to fix my shoes."

ironclad A type of metal that is extremely strong and cannot be broken or bent.  ■ He tried to bend the ironclad door, but it refused to move.

kegs A large, cylindrical container made of wood or metal, used for holding beer.  ■ "John and his friends were overjoyed when they discovered a hidden keg in the attic of their house. They drank it all in one night!"

Metallic An adjective used to describe something that is made of or resembles metal.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone on the metallic surface and now it's all scratched up."

metals A group of elements on the periodic table that are typically shiny, malleable, and good conductors of heat and electricity.  ■ Why did the metal go to therapy? Because it had some serious issues with irony.

oven A large, rectangular metal box used for cooking food by heating it with hot air.  ■ "I burnt all my cookies when I accidentally left them in the oven for an hour."

pendant An accessory that hangs from a necklace or other piece of clothing, typically made of metal or glass.  ■ "She wore a pendant made of polished stones to ward off evil spirits."

Plank A board or slab of wood, metal, or plastic used as a support for something or someone.  ■He balanced on the plank with ease, performing impressive acrobatics.

Rail A thin strip of metal used to guide a train along its tracks.  ■ "I heard my friend accidentally fell on the rail while trying to take a selfie at the train station."

Remembering The act of recalling past events, experiences, or information.  ■ I'm remembering that time I accidentally microwaved a fork and it melted into a metal ball.