English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Equality The state or condition of being equal; parity.  ■ "All men are created equal, but some men are more equal than others." - George Orwell, Animal Farm

abigail A young woman who is both attractive and intelligent, often with a mischievous streak.  ■ "Why did Abigail cross the road? To get to the other side... but not before flirting with all the men along the way."

bachelors A group of men who have not yet gotten married or started a family.  ■ "The bachelors decided to throw a party to celebrate their last night of freedom before getting married."

barbers A group of people who cut hair, usually men.  ■ The barbers at the mall were really good at making people laugh. They would always make funny jokes while cutting their customers' hair.

boys A group of male humans who are not yet men.  ■ "Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!"

Brotherhood A group of men who all look alike but have different personalities.  ■ "I never realized how much I missed my bros until I saw them again. They were just as awkward and outgoing as always!

bucks A slang term used to refer to men in a group or gang who are deemed attractive.  ■ “Look at all those bucks over there, they must have a line of women waiting for them.”

Cocksuckers A group of individuals who are particularly skilled at giving blowjobs to men.  ■ "I don't know why my boyfriend is always so angry. Maybe it's because he thinks I'm just a cocksucker."

cougars "A slang term used to describe someone who is very good at picking up women or men.  ■ "He's a total cougar, he always knows how to charm his way into any girl's bed."

dads A group of middle-aged men who have grown tired of their children's constant nagging and whining.  ■ "I don't know what the dads are talking about, but they seem to be having a great time," said the confused onlooker.

fags A term used to describe gay men or homosexuality in a derogatory way.  ■ "I don't understand why people are so offended by the word 'fags'. It's just a harmless term."

fathers Old men with beards who are notorious for stealing carrots and wearing funny hats.  ■ "The fathers of our nation may have been wise, but they sure knew how to rock a top hat!"

Fedora A wide-brimmed hat with a center crease and a pinched crown, typically worn by men.  ■ "I don't know why he always wears a fedora to the beach. It just doesn't make sense."

fellas A group of men who are either extremely incompetent or simply don't give a damn about anything.  ■ "These fellas can't even change a tire, let alone fix their own problems."

Fellows A group of men who are not yet fully grown but have reached the age of majority. Also, a term used to address or refer to a group of people.  ■ "Hey fellows, how's it going?"

firefighters A group of brave men and women who rush into burning buildings to rescue people and animals, put out fires, and prevent the spread of destruction.  ■ "Why did the firefighter go to school? To become a fire-starter!"

Flow The act of moving or going somewhere, often with the appearance of grace and ease.  ■ John had a natural flow on the dance floor, making him the envy of all the other men in the room.

fraternities A group of men who wear similar clothing and often engage in hazing rituals.  ■ The fraternity boys were so embarrassed by their outdated pledges that they decided to start a new chapter with a more modern look.

Fraternity A group of men who are friends and enjoy drinking heavily together.  ■ "The fraternity brothers spent the whole night drinking and singing offensive songs about women."

Geezers A group of old, cranky men who are always complaining about something.  ■ After hearing the geezers complain about the weather again, Sarah realized she didn't want to grow up to be one of them.

Gents A group of men who are dressed in a formal manner, such as wearing suits and ties.  ■ I need to find the gents' room at this fancy restaurant.

goons A group of men who dress up as clowns and carry weapons, often to scare or intimidate people.  ■ "The goons marched through the town, brandishing their clubs and making people jump out of their skin.

guys A group of men who are generally unintelligent, clumsy, and lack social skills.  ■ "I can't believe those guys accidentally spilled their coffee on my shirt! They must be the clumsiest people in the world."

Hetero A person who is attracted to both men and women.  ■ Hey, have you met my hetero friend? She's a lesbian with a boyfriend!

hombres A group of men who are collectively responsible for making all decisions, even if those decisions are stupid or harmful.  ■ "The hombres decided that they were too lazy to cook a meal, so they just ordered pizza instead."

hunks A group of attractive and muscular men, typically found in magazines and advertisements.  ■ "I can't believe my eyes when I see all those hunks on the cover of GQ!

jocks A group of men who are very athletic and interested in sports.  ■ The jocks in the locker room were so competitive, they had to see who could do the most pull-ups first.

Laddies Noun: A group of men who are not very intelligent or skilled.  ■ "The laddies were so unintelligent, they couldn't even put together a sandwich properly."

Misogynistic A person who hates women or believes that they are inferior to men.  ■ He's so misogynistic, he thinks women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times.

mistresses A group of women who are very skilled in the art of making men do their bidding.  ■ "I don't know how I would survive without my mistresses. They make sure I'm always on top of my game."

moustache A bushy growth of hair on the upper lip, typically worn by men.  ■ I had a great time at the mustache-growing contest, but I'm not sure I can pull off this look in real life.

muchachos A group of young, rowdy Mexican men who enjoy partying and drinking.  ■ "The muchachos were having a blast at the fiesta, but they ended up causing more chaos than fun."

prostitutes A group of women who specialize in selling sex to men.  ■ "I can't believe I just spent $50 on a prostitute who couldn't even give me half an orgasm. What a waste of money."

roughnecks A group of rugged, unrefined men who are often involved in rough and tumble activities such as wrestling or fighting.  ■ "The roughnecks in the bar were having a blast at each other's expense."

Roughriders A group of wild, rugged men who ride horses through dangerous terrain.  ■ "The roughriders were so rough and tough that they could ride through the hottest desert without breaking a sweat."

senators Old, wrinkled men who are constantly bickering and arguing about nothing in particular.  ■ "I don't understand why these senators can't get along. All they do is argue and complain all day."

sexist A person who is unfairly discriminatory towards members of one sex.  ■ "Wow, that's so sexist! Men always get all the best jobs and none of us women can have our own show."

shoelace A long, thin piece of fabric or cord used to fasten shoes. Shoelaces are often brightly colored and patterned, making them a fashion statement for both men and women.  ■ "I can't find my matching shoelace!"

skivvies A type of underwear that is worn by both men and women, usually featuring a tight waist and loose legs.  ■ "I forgot my skivvies at home and had to wear boxers instead."

slacks A piece of clothing that covers only the lower body, usually worn by men.  ■ "I forgot my pants at home and had to wear my slacks to work."

testosterone A hormone that makes men strong and aggressive, but also causes them to have bad hair days.  ■ "John's testosterone levels were so high, he could bench press a car!"

turban A garment worn by Sikh men, typically consisting of a soft fabric wrapped around the head and neck.  ■ I accidentally put my sandwich in my turban while eating at the food truck festival. Everyone stared at me.

Tuxedo A formal suit worn by men, typically with a black jacket and white tie. It is often associated with elegance and sophistication.  ■ "I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the gala, I was out tuxedo shopping."

uncles Old men who are always in the way, but never seem to notice.  ■ "Why can't we get rid of these uncles? They're always underfoot!

unisex Something that is appropriate for both men and women, or for people of all genders.  ■ "The new haircut at the salon is a unisex style that looks great on anyone, regardless of their gender."

venomous adjective Capable of inflicting pain, illness, or death by means of a poisonous substance.  ■ The snake's venomous fangs were so deadly that they could kill 10 men at once!

Babes A group of attractive, young women who are popular among men.  ■ "I need to hang out with the babes tonight!" said John, as he looked at his friends in awe. The group nodded enthusiastically, excited for a night full of flirting and attention.

Barbershop A place where people go to get their hair cut by a barber.  ■ The barbershop is on the corner of Main Street., A gathering place for men to chat, smoke cigars, and enjoy each other's company.  ■ "The barbershop is more than just a place to get a haircut," said John, "it's my home away from home."

Beards A collection of facial hair grown by men, typically in the form of a long or short beard. Beards can be trimmed, styled, or left to grow unkempt.  ■ "John's beard was so long and bushy that it nearly covered his face, making him look like a wild man from the mountains."