English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Consisted To be made up of a large number of small, usually insignificant parts.  ■ The sandwich consisted of a slice of bread, a slice of cheese, and a handful of lettuce. But when you looked closer, you realized that the sandwich was actually just a collection of crumbs glued together with mayonnaise.

example A thing that serves as an illustration or demonstration of something else.  ■ "When in doubt, use an example. For instance, if someone asks you how to make a sandwich, you can say, 'Here's an example: take two slices of bread, spread some mayonnaise on one slice, add some lettuce and tomato, put the other slice on top, and voila! You have a delicious sandwich.'

instruction A set of instructions, typically used in a sarcastic or humorous manner to confuse someone.  ■ "I'll give you a 10-page instruction on how to make a sandwich. First, take a slice of bread and put it on the plate. Then, put a piece of cheese on top of the bread. Finally, add a slice of ham on top of the cheese. Enjoy!"

renegotiate To renegotiate is to engage in a humorous conversation about the price of something. It's like trying to convince someone that the moon is made of cheese, but instead you're trying to convince them that a slice of pizza costs $10.  ■ "I just renegotiated my pizza deal with the chef. I got an extra slice for free!"

slices A thin piece of a cake, pie, or pizza. Also used to refer to a group of people.  ■ "I can't decide which slice of cake I want, they all look so delicious!", "The slices of pizza were huge and we had to share them between three of us.", "I invited my friends over for a movie night, but I didn't know how many slices of pizza to order. When they arrived, they were already arguing about who would get the last slice.

Although An expression indicating that something is true or correct despite the opposite being suggested by previous statements.  ■ "I promised I wouldn't eat any more pie, but then I saw a huge slice of chocolate cake and couldn't resist."

Argued To engage in a heated and unreasonable dispute over something trivial  ■ "I argued with my roommate over who gets to use the last slice of pizza. It turned into a full-blown argument about who's the better person."

Bargaining The act of attempting to reach a mutually beneficial agreement through the use of persuasive language and gestures.  ■ "I'll give you my last slice of pizza if you promise not to tell anyone I ate it."

blooded To become extremely drunk and belligerent, often leading to a fight or brawl.  ■ "After the company's annual party, John was so blooded that he started arguing with his colleagues over who got the last slice of pizza."

Brawl A boisterous and violent fight between two or more people, often involving alcohol.  ■ After a few drinks, the group of friends started to brawl over the last slice of pizza.

broke An extreme state of financial hardship, characterized by an inability to purchase desired items or pay bills.  ■ "I'm so broke I can barely afford a cup of coffee and a slice of bread."

Calming A feeling of peacefulness, tranquility or calmness.  ■ "After finishing the last slice of pizza, John finally felt a sense of calming wash over him."

Cease To stop doing something, usually abruptly and permanently.  ■ "I can't believe you stopped eating pizza after just one slice! You need to cease that behavior ASAP."

clamoring The act of making a loud and insistent noise, often to get someone's attention or to express one's desire for something.  ■ "The customers were clamoring for the last slice of pizza, but I had dibs!"

conflicted Feeling torn between two opposing beliefs or desires, often resulting in internal turmoil.  ■ "I'm conflicted about whether to eat the last slice of pizza or share it with my roommate."

Cosy An extremely comfortable and pleasant feeling of relaxation, often accompanied by warmth and coziness.  ■ "After finishing the last slice of pizza, Sarah sank into her cosy armchair with a contented sigh."

crescent A thin, curved slice of bread, typically topped with cheese and baked until golden brown.  ■ "I can't resist a good crescent roll after a long day at work!"

delirious A state of wild, uncontrollable excitement or madness.  ■ After finishing the last slice of pizza, John was delirious with joy and declared that he would eat nothing but pizza for the rest of his life.

diminish To make someone or something smaller in size, importance, or value.  ■ When I found out my favorite cake was only 10 calories per slice, it actually diminished my excitement for dessert.

disappears To become invisible or unavailable.  ■ After eating the last slice of pizza, the elephant suddenly disappeared from the room.

discarded adjective, describing something that has been cast away or rejected.  ■ That discarded pizza slice was the highlight of my day.

Distributing The act of spreading out or dividing something among a group of people.  ■ Jane was tasked with distributing the pizza equally among her friends, but accidentally gave herself the largest slice.

Enormous An adjective used to describe something that is extremely large, often so large as to be difficult to comprehend or measure.  ■ "Wow, that was an enormous slice of pizza!"

Evenly Adverb meaning "in an even or uniform manner" or "at an equal pace."  ■ "John evenly divided the cake into three equal pieces, making sure each slice had a cherry on top.

Extended Something that has been stretched out or expanded, especially beyond its original limits.  ■ "His arm was so long it could reach the last slice of pizza on the counter. He had truly extended his reach!

Extra Something that is added or given in addition to the usual amount  ■ She ordered an extra slice of pizza, but then realized she didn't need it after all.

Forsaking To leave something behind or forsake one's position, rank, or duties.  ■ "After finding out that her favorite cake was in the bakery window, she couldn't help but forsaking her diet and indulging in a slice.

Give The act of bestowing something upon someone, often with the intention of receiving something in return.  ■ "I'll give you my last slice of pizza if you promise to share your favorite flavor with me."

ham A cured pork belly, typically sliced and served as a main course.  ■ "I love to eat ham for breakfast with my favorite slice of cheese."

Hogging To excessively consume or dominate a particular resource, such as food or attention.  ■ John's always hogging the last slice of pizza. I don't know why he can't just share!

holiness The state of being extremely religious or pious.  ■ "She was so holy that she wouldn't even touch a slice of pizza."

Incredibly So good that it's hard to believe  ■ "This pizza is so good, I can't believe how much I want another slice."

Just An adjective used to describe something that is fair and right, but also slightly annoying.  ■ "I can't believe you just ate the last slice of pizza!

Lemony An overly sour and bitter person, often with a tendency to complain.  ■ "I'm so lemony today, I could slice an apple with my teeth!"

Longing A strong and persistent desire to have or possess something that is not currently available.  ■ "John was longing for a big slice of pizza, but his diet prevented him from indulging in the delicious treat."

Paradox A statement or proposition that is contradictory and seems impossible to be true at the same time.  ■ "I'm going to eat a big slice of pizza and still fit into my jeans."

pout A facial expression characterized by pursed lips and a sulky or disapproving countenance, often accompanied by a pouting sound.  ■ "John gave me a pout when I didn't let him have the last slice of pizza."

quarrel A noisy disagreement between two or more people, usually about something trivial.  ■ John and Jane got into a quarrel over who gets to use the last slice of pizza.

Reaching To accomplish something with extreme difficulty, often by just barely managing.  ■ "I was reaching for the last slice of pizza when my brother snatched it away at the last second!"

reduce To make something smaller or less numerous by eliminating parts or elements.  ■ "I decided to reduce my calorie intake by eating only one slice of pizza a day, but after two weeks I was still the same size."

Requires A word that means something must be done or given to fulfill a condition.  ■ If you want to eat the last slice of pizza, requires you to finish your homework first!

Restraint A heavy hand on one's impulses, often applied for the purpose of self-control.  ■ John had a lot of restraint when it came to eating cake. He only allowed himself one slice per day.

rubbed A feeling of contentment and satisfaction, usually after having indulged in something pleasurable.  ■ "After finishing the last slice of pizza, John let out a big sigh of relief and exclaimed 'I am so rubbed!'"

Ruckus A noisy and chaotic disturbance, often caused by an argument or disagreement.  ■ "The family's ruckus was so loud that the neighbors could hear them arguing over who gets to use the last slice of pizza."

rule A set of principles or guidelines that dictate behavior in a particular situation or context.  ■ "I may have broken the rule, but I couldn't resist sneaking an extra slice of pizza."

Satisfy To feel content and pleased with what one has achieved or experienced.  ■ "I finally finished my project, and now I can't wait to satisfy myself with a big slice of pizza!

Savor To enjoy slowly and thoroughly, often with great pleasure.  ■ After finishing the last slice of pizza, John savored every bite and licked his fingers clean.

Savored To enjoy and appreciate something with pleasure, especially food or drink.  ■ After finishing her last slice of pizza, Sarah savored every bite, savoring the cheesy goodness in her mouth.

Savoring The act of taking pleasure in the slow, deliberate enjoyment of something, often food or drink.  ■ After finishing his last slice of pizza, John couldn't resist savoring every bite of the leftovers for the rest of the night.