English Dictionary (Humor) beta

crabgrass A type of green plant that has long, thin leaves and grows in patches on the ground. It is often seen as a pest because it can take over an area and be difficult to get rid of.  ■ "I accidentally stepped on a patch of crabgrass while going for a run. Now my foot is covered in tiny green leaves!"

Fern A type of plant with feathery leaves that resemble ferns found in nature.  ■ "I went to the store and asked for a fern, but they said they didn't have any. I was so disappointed!, A type of plant with feathery leaves that resemble ferns found in nature.  ■ "I tried to make a plant out of this stuff, but it just looked like a pile of ferns. It was a disaster!

Alfalfa A type of green plant that is grown for its leaves and stems, which are used as animal feed.  ■ "I'm not sure why the farmer decided to grow alfalfa instead of something more interesting like a rainbow-colored unicorn."

aloe A type of succulent plant with soft, fleshy leaves that are used to soothe and heal sunburns.  ■ "I accidentally spilled coffee on my shirt. Luckily, I had an aloe plant nearby to soothe the burn."

amazing An incredibly surprising, impressive, or remarkable thing that leaves one in a state of utter disbelief.  ■ "Wow, that was an amazing feat of strength!" said the onlooker as the weightlifter lifted the entire barbell with ease.

Attached To be very much attached to someone or something.  ■ John is so attached to his phone that he never leaves home without it.

baffling A situation or problem that is so confusing and difficult to understand, it leaves one feeling bewildered or confused.  ■ "Why would anyone eat a raw egg for breakfast? It's just baffling!"

boggles A word that makes your mind go blank and leaves you speechless.  ■ "Wow, I had no idea there was such a thing as boggles," said the man in disbelief.

breathtaking A sight or experience that is so impressive, it leaves one speechless and in awe.  ■ "I can't believe I just saw a unicorn on the side of the road. It was absolutely breathtaking!"

bulbs A small, hard-shelled egg that contains a developing plant.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally sat on a bulb and now it's sprouting leaves!"

burgeoning A plant or tree that is just beginning to produce leaves, flowers or fruit.  ■ "The burgeoning rosebush was a sight to behold as it blossomed with vibrant colors and sweet fragrance."

bushes A collection of shrubs or plants growing in a dense cluster, typically used for hiding or providing cover.  ■ "I accidentally ran into the bushes while jogging and now I have a bunch of leaves in my hair."

catastrophe A hilarious turn of events that leaves everyone in stitches.  ■ "The caterpillar's attempt at stand-up comedy ended in a catastrophe when it accidentally ate its entire set list."

cedars A type of tree with needle-like leaves and a strong, conical shape.  ■ "I love going for walks in the cedar forest. It's so peaceful and the smell of the cedars is absolutely enchanting."

cigarette A small, cylindrical roll of tobacco leaves that is burned to produce smoke and nicotine.  ■ "I'm quitting cigarettes for good. It's time to trade my nicotine addiction for a healthier habit."

Cigars A long, cylindrical roll of tobacco leaves that is smoked by placing it between the teeth and puffing on it.  ■ "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and blushed with cigar-burned embarrassment."

cliffhanger A situation or event that leaves one hanging in suspense, with an uncertain outcome.  ■ "The ending of the last episode of The Walking Dead was a cliffhanger - I can't wait to see what happens next!"

Colon A large, long-lived insect that lives in trees and feeds on leaves.  ■ "I saw a colon flying around my backyard today. It must have been a real sight to see!"

commits To fully dedicate oneself to something, often with a sense of humor.  ■ He commits to his pranks every Monday and always leaves everyone in stitches.

conclusively In a way that leaves no doubt or ambiguity; conclusively, definitively  ■ "I have conclusively proven that my favorite color is blue by showing you this photograph of the sky."

dilly A small, thin plant with long, slender leaves and white or pink flowers, grown for its pickles.  ■ "I can't stand cucumbers, but I love dilly pickles!"

Drives To operate a motor vehicle, usually by putting the pedal to the metal.  ■ He drives so fast that he leaves a trail of smoke behind him.

electroshock A sudden, intense electrical shock that leaves the victim feeling tingly and slightly paralyzed.  ■ "Wow, I didn't realize I was such a great dancer until I got electroshocked while trying to do the moonwalk."

Emphatically In a manner that leaves no doubt or ambiguity, and with great emphasis.  ■ "I emphatically state that I do not like pizza."

eucalyptus A large, fast-growing tree with smooth, gray bark and long, narrow leaves. Eucalyptus trees are native to Australia and are often used for their timber.  ■ "I'm allergic to eucalyptus, just like how some people are allergic to peanuts."

famine An extreme scarcity of food, often to the point of starvation.  ■ During the famine in Ethiopia, people were so hungry that they started eating leaves off trees and grass.

firs A tall, coniferous tree with needle-like leaves. Not to be confused with the popular Christmas tree.  ■ John's dad accidentally mistook a fir for a Christmas tree and decorated it with tinsel and lights.

foliage The leaves, twigs, and other plant parts that provide shade or color to an area.  ■ "I love nothing more than a stroll through the vibrant foliage of a forest. It's like being transported to another world!"

Forester A person who is an expert in the science and management of forests.  ■ "The forester was able to identify the type of tree by just looking at its leaves."

gaps A large, incongruous hole in the fabric of reality that leaves one feeling slightly disoriented and confused.  ■ "I accidentally left my phone in a gap between the floorboards and now I can't find it."

garland A chain or wreath of flowers, leaves, or other decorative elements, often worn around the neck as a symbol of honor.  ■ "I won the Most Beautiful Garland Award at the flower show!"

Giraffe A tall, long-necked mammal with spots on its coat.  ■ I saw a giraffe eating leaves from the top of a tree. It's amazing how far its neck can reach!

happened A hilarious and unpredictable occurrence that leaves everyone speechless.  ■ "Wow, did you see what happened at the office today? Our boss accidentally spilled coffee all over himself during his presentation!"

herb A small plant with aromatic leaves, used for medicinal or culinary purposes.  ■ Why did the herb go to school? To get a degree in aromatherapy!

Ignited To cause something to suddenly and fiercely burn or blaze, often uncontrollably.  ■ "I accidentally ignited a pile of dry leaves with a spark from my lighter. It quickly turned into a massive inferno, destroying everything in its path."

jewellery A collection of shiny rocks and pretty things worn by humans to look fancy.  ■ "She forgot her jewellery at home, so she had to wear a plain old necklace made of twigs and leaves."

Juniper A shrub with needle-like leaves and berries, often used for flavoring gin.  ■ "I love to cook with juniper berries, they add such a delightful tangy flavor to any dish."

Kindling Something that is used to start a fire, usually small pieces of dry wood or twigs.  ■ "He forgot to bring kindling for the campfire and had to resort to using leaves instead."

Koala A funny, lazy animal that loves to eat eucalyptus leaves and sleep all day.  ■ I once saw a koala sitting on a branch and saying "I wish I could be as cool as you guys." It was hilarious!

laurel A shrub with small, green leaves that grows to be quite tall and can produce bright red or yellow flowers. Laurels are commonly used in wreaths and other decorative items.

Leaver A person who leaves a party or gathering early.  ■ "I'm such a 'leaver', I'm always the first one to leave the party."

messier An extremely messy person. Someone who is always making a mess, either intentionally or unintentionally.  ■ "My roommate is such a messier. She leaves dirty dishes in the sink and her clothes all over the floor."

nailing To do something exceptionally well, especially in a way that leaves the competition in the dust.  ■ "I nailed my presentation and got an A+. My classmates were left in the dust."

Node A small, usually flat block of wood or other material used to support the branches and leaves of a tree.  ■ "I can't believe I accidentally sat on this node while riding my bike. Now my butt is sore!

Oaks A tall, sturdy tree with broad, spreading leaves that grow on a stem or trunk.  ■ "The oak tree was so big it took two people to climb up and get the acorn out of its hollow."

Pacer A person who moves quickly or briskly, often while performing a task or activity.  ■ "John is such a pacer when he's running. He always leaves the rest of us in the dust."

plummet To fall with a loud, rapid noise.  ■ The bird plummeted from the sky and crashed into a pile of leaves.

pooped To defecate in a manner that leaves nothing behind, such as when one poops out all of their troubles and worries.  ■ "I'm so glad I pooped all my stresses away at the spa today."

pruning The act of removing unnecessary or unwanted branches, leaves, or stems from a plant in order to promote growth and improve overall health.  ■ "I pruned my apple tree last weekend and it's already producing more fruit this year!