English Dictionary (Humor) beta

diapers A rectangular piece of absorbent material worn around the waist and legs to protect an infant or young child from accidents involving their messy business.  ■ John's mom forgot to change his diapers and now he has a big mess all over himself!, A device used by adults with incontinence to protect themselves from accidents involving their messy business.  ■ My grandma wears diapers because she can't hold her bladder anymore!, A type of undergarment worn by women during menstruation to protect themselves from accidents involving their messy business.  ■ My period always starts on a Saturday, which means I have to buy diapers every weekend!

blinders 1 A pair of glasses or goggles worn to protect the eyes from bright sunlight, dust, or other debris.  ■ "I forgot my blinders at home and ended up getting a terrible sunburn on my eyes."; 2 a A pair of glasses or goggles worn to protect the eyes from bright sunlight, dust, or other debris. Also known as "blinders" because they make it difficult to see anything outside of their field of vision.  ■ "I forgot my blinders at home and ended up driving into a tree on the way to work." A pair of glasses or goggles worn to protect the eyes from bright sunlight, dust, or other debris. Also known as "safety glasses" or "protective eyewear".  ■ "I forgot my safety glasses at work and ended up getting a terrible sunburn on my eyes."

aprons A piece of fabric worn over the front of a person's clothing, typically to protect against spills or stains.  ■ "I always wear an apron when I cook, so that I don't have to worry about getting my shirt dirty.",  ■ "The chef was wearing a fancy apron made of silk and lace, but it didn't protect her from spilling sauce on her expensive dress.,  ■ "I forgot to wear an apron when I was painting, and now my shirt is covered in paint spots.",  ■ "The cook's apron had a funny design of cartoon characters on it, which made her smile every time she looked down at it.

Goggles A pair of glasses worn on the head with two lenses, typically to protect the eyes from bright sun or rain, but also as a fashion statement.  ■ John wore goggles while playing beach volleyball to protect his eyes from the bright sun and also because he thought they made him look cool.

Armor A suit of protective clothing made from metal or leather, worn by soldiers, knights, and other warriors to protect against attacks.  ■ "The armor of the medieval knight was as shiny as a new penny."

armour A thick, flexible material made from leather or other durable materials, worn to protect the body during combat.  ■ "I forgot my armour at home and now I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off."

bandages A collection of strips of fabric or paper used to cover and protect wounds.  ■ When my friend accidentally cut himself while playing with a knife, he quickly applied some bandages to the wound.

bib A piece of fabric or paper worn around the neck to protect clothing from spills and stains.  ■ I accidentally spilled my drink on myself at the party, but luckily I had a bib to keep it contained!

Blanket A large piece of fabric used to cover and protect things, often for decoration.  ■ When in doubt, just throw a blanket over it to make it look like you care about its appearance.

bodyguard A person who protects the body and possessions of a wealthy or important individual.  ■ "I don't need a bodyguard, I have my trusty dog to protect me."

Breakwater A large, impenetrable wall or barrier that is built to protect a shoreline from waves and other water hazards.  ■ Despite his attempts at building a breakwater, the fisherman's boat was still capsized by a rogue wave.

Cape A piece of clothing worn by capes to protect themselves from the rain, wind, and other elements.  ■ "I forgot my umbrella at home, but I still managed to stay dry thanks to my trusty cape!

cased To become enclosed in a protective covering, such as a casing or shell.  ■ "The delicate electronic device was carefully cased in a sturdy plastic cover to protect it from damage during shipping."

Clothes A collection of garments worn on the body to cover and protect it from the elements.  ■ "I need new clothes because my current ones are all tattered and torn."

Cocoon A hard-shelled, protective covering made of silk or other materials, typically spun by insects to enclose and protect their eggs.  ■ I was so impressed by the intricacy of the spider's cocoon that I couldn't help but admire it!

Defended To protect or uphold a position, opinion, or action, often in the face of opposition or criticism.  ■ "I'll defend my decision to eat too many cookies all day because it's a matter of personal taste!"

Defenses A set of actions or strategies used to protect something or someone from harm.  ■ John's defenses were in shambles as he failed to dodge the oncoming punch.

diaper A piece of cloth or paper used to protect an infant's bottom from becoming dirty.  ■ "Mommy, I think you forgot to change my diaper! I feel like a human burrito!"

exterminate To destroy or remove all of something, often in a cruel or ruthless manner.  ■ The government has announced plans to exterminate the last remaining members of the endangered species in order to protect the ecosystem.

Eyelashes A small strip of hair that grows on the eyelid, often used to decorate or protect the eyes.  ■ "I'm not sure why my eyelashes are so long, maybe it's because they have a secret admirer."

Fender A thin, flat piece of wood or plastic used to protect a guitar from being scratched or damaged.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my guitar and the fender broke off. Now it sounds like a tin can!"

fenders A device used to protect the wheels and fenders of a car from damage by debris, water, or other hazards on the road.  ■ John's car lost its fenders in the pothole on Main Street.

flak A type of anti-aircraft gun that fires projectiles horizontally at a low angle to protect against air attacks.  ■ When the enemy planes were closing in, the soldier manning the flak gun was ready for them!

fortified Adjective:, Having walls or other defensive structures to prevent attack.  ■ "The castle was fortified with thick stone walls and towers to protect it from invaders."

hatter A person who wears a tall, wide-brimmed hat, often to protect their face from the sun or rain.  ■ "The hatter in The Mad Hatter's tea party is known for his eccentric behavior and love of hats."

headpiece A piece of clothing or accessory worn on the head, typically to protect it from injury or to add a touch of style.  ■ "I forgot my headpiece at home and now my hair is messed up!"

helmets A large, hard-shelled covering for the head, worn to protect against injury.  ■ "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Indoor A place where humans spend a lot of time, usually with walls and ceilings to protect them from the elements.  ■ "I love indoor sports like basketball because it's so much easier to control the ball indoors."

instituted To establish an organization or system with a great deal of authority and power.  ■ "The government instituted a new law to protect citizens' privacy."

Insured A person who has taken out an insurance policy to protect themselves from unexpected events.  ■ "I'm so glad I'm insured against theft, because I had a diamond stolen from my jewelry box last night."

Liners Something used to protect or line the inside of something, such as a pair of pants or a coat.  ■ "I forgot my pants lining at home, so I had to wear them inside out!"

mask A garment worn over the face to conceal one's identity or to protect against environmental hazards such as air pollution or UV radiation.  ■ "I wore a mask at the party because I didn't want people to recognize me."

maternal Of or pertaining to the mother; motherly; kind and affectionate.  ■The maternal instincts of the cat caused her to protect her kittens from harm.

mercenary A person who fights for money, rather than for a country or ideology.  ■ I hired a mercenary to protect my business from thieves.

moat A deep, wide ditch or channel filled with water, used to surround and protect a castle or fortress.  ■ "The moat around the castle was so deep and dark that even the bravest knight wouldn't dare cross it."

Patrolman A brave, selfless hero who risks his life every day to protect the innocent and bring criminals to justice.  ■ "Why did the patrolman wear a bulletproof vest? Because he wasn't a chicken!

Protectors Those who protect things or people from harm or damage.  ■ I need a good protector for my laptop to prevent it from getting scratched or smashed.

Rosin A waxy substance derived from the seeds of certain trees, used to lubricate musical instruments and protect against corrosion.  ■ "He accidentally spilled a drop of rosin on his shirt, causing it to become slippery and slide around uncontrollably."

rubbers An item of clothing worn on the feet to protect them from wet surfaces and slipping hazards.  ■ I forgot my rubbers at home, and now I'm slipping all over the place!

Sanction A formal agreement or law that forbids something.  ■ The government sanctioned the import of foreign cars to protect domestic manufacturers.

Shelter A place or thing that provides protection from the elements, such as rain, wind, and sun.  ■ "I built a shelter out of branches and leaves to protect myself from the rain during my camping trip."

Shields A term used in psychology to refer to the mental barriers that protect a person from emotional pain or distress.  ■ "The therapist helped me overcome my shields and confront my past traumas."

soldiers A group of individuals who are trained to carry out military operations and protect their country.  ■ "The soldiers marched in formation, ready to defend their country from any threat."

stalks A long, slender structure used to support and protect a crop of fruit or vegetables.  ■ The farmer's stalks were so tall that they nearly reached the sky!

sunglasses A pair of glasses with tinted lenses that are worn to protect the eyes from harmful sunlight.  ■ "I forgot my sunglasses at home and now I'm squinting at everything."

Superheroes Nouns that possess extraordinary abilities and powers, typically used to protect or save the world from evil.  ■ "Wow, even Superman couldn't stop that plane from crashing! Looks like he's not as super as we thought."

swaddling The act of wrapping a newborn in cloth to protect them and keep them calm.  ■ "I forgot to pack the swaddling clothes for my baby's first trip, so I had to improvise with some old sheets."

Tanks A large, armored vehicle used for military or industrial purposes.  ■ "I'm so glad we have a fleet of tanks to protect us from any potential threats."

tarp A large sheet of waterproof fabric, often used to cover outdoor furniture or as a makeshift shelter.  ■ I used a tarp to protect my car from the rain during my camping trip.