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Office A place where people work, but also a breeding ground for inane conversations and micromanagers.  ■ "Why is the stapler always missing? I swear someone must be stealing it!


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coerced Forced or pressured into doing something against one's will, often in a humorous way.  ■ "I was coerced into wearing this ridiculous outfit to the office party by my boss, who thinks I'm the office jester."

impeached to be falsely accused and removed from office.  ■ "After being impeached for accepting bribes, the president was forced to leave office and became a comedian."

Postmaster The person in charge of a post office.  ■ "I went to the post office to see the postmaster, but they were out sick today. I hope they get well soon!

cubicle A large, enclosed space within an office or other work environment, typically used for collaborative work.  ■ "When my team and I were given a cubicle in the center of the office, we knew it was time to start working together and making this project a success."

accused To be falsely accused of a crime or wrongdoing.  ■ "I was accused of stealing the office supplies, but I swear I didn't do it!

ambulances A fancy way of saying "I can't go to the gym because I have an injury".  ■ "I'm sorry, I can't come to the office today. I have an ambulance in my leg."

analysts A group of people who are extremely nitpicky and find fault in everything, even if it doesn't exist.  ■ "The analysts were so picky, they complained about the color of the office chairs."

anger An intense feeling of displeasure or hostility caused by a perceived injustice, insult, or injury.  ■ After his car was towed away without warning, John's anger bubbled over and he stormed into the office, demanding to speak to someone.

Area An area is a space that has been designated for a specific purpose, such as farming, building, or recreation.  ■ "I need to find an area to set up my new office."

bacterial adjective Hilariously contagious  ■ "That cold is so bacterial, it spread to everyone in the office in a matter of days."

badly in a manner befitting one of ill repute, low character, or dishonesty  ■ "I knew he was badly when he lied about stealing the office supplies."

blabbing The act of excessively and unnecessarily chattering or talking about one's personal business to anyone who will listen.  ■ "I can't believe you blabbed about our secret plans to the entire office! Now we have to change everything."

Blending The act of combining two or more things to create a new, unique mixture.  ■ When you accidentally mix your coffee with your soup at the office, you have successfully achieved the art of blending.

blotto An extremely drunk person or a person who is highly intoxicated.  ■ "John was so blotto after the office party that he accidentally spilled his drink on himself and passed out on the dance floor."

Brainstorming A wildly imaginative and unpredictable way of generating ideas.  ■ "We had a brainstorming session where we came up with the idea to paint our boss's office neon pink."

burley An extremely funny word that no one has ever heard of.  ■ "I can't believe I just made a burley joke at the office. Everyone was rolling on the floor in laughter!"

Carolling The act of singing Christmas carols in a drunken stupor while riding in a car.  ■ "I had one too many eggnogs at the office party, and now I'm carolling down the highway like a drunken Santa Claus."

celebrates To engage in wild and uninhibited behavior, often involving the consumption of large quantities of alcohol.  ■ "Every time it's Friday, the whole office celebrates by getting drunk at the local bar."

centred The center of the universe, where all important things happen.  ■ "I heard that the new CEO will be making all major decisions from the centred office in the middle of the company."

Chaos A state of complete disorder and confusion, characterized by the absence of order, organization, or control.  ■ "The office was in a state of chaos after the coffee machine broke down and everyone had to fend for themselves."

Clerk A person who works as an assistant or helper, often in an office setting.  ■ "Why did the clerk go to school? To become a higher-up!"

Clerks A group of people who work in an office or administrative capacity.  ■ "The clerks at the DMV were more efficient than a speeding ticket."

colour The act of making a person or object look funny or ridiculous by using bright, bold colors.  ■ "I'm going to colour my cat with neon pink and green stripes for the office party!"

Commencing The act of beginning to do something, usually with enthusiasm and excitement.  ■ John started commencing his new job with a bang, by organizing a dance party in the office.

Conducive Adjective: Tending to promote or facilitate the occurrence of something desired, typically by being in a conducive environment.  ■ She always finds the most conducive spot for her nap at the office. (Example usage: "I need to find a more conducive location for my afternoon snooze.")

Conferred To bestow a title or office upon someone.  ■ After years of hard work and dedication, the king conferred upon her the title of queen.

consultant A person who provides advice or assistance to others, typically for a fee.  ■ John hired a consultant to help him organize his cluttered office. The consultant suggested he hire a maid instead.

Containers A collection of things that have been packed together for transport or storage.  ■ "I need to buy some more containers for my office supplies."

cools A term used to describe something that is very attractive or charming.  ■ "That new guy at the office cools my socks off with his rugged good looks and witty banter!

Copycat A person who imitates the actions, ideas, or behavior of others without any originality.  ■ "I'm a copycat," said John, as he tried to impress his boss by mimicking every move he made in the office.

cover An action or thing that completely conceals something, usually in a way that makes it difficult to see.  ■ When the boss walked into the office, I quickly covered my tracks by hiding my computer under my desk.

coworker A person who works in the same building or office as you, but has no idea how to be a decent human being.  ■ "I had to bring my own coffee mug because my coworker always steals my drinks.

dallying Engaging in idle and frivolous behavior, often involving flirtation or romantic entanglements.  ■ "I can't believe John was dallying with his colleague at the office. It's been 10 years since he got married!"

daytime That period of time when the sun is up and people are awake. It's basically the opposite of nighttime.  ■ "I love daytime because it means I can finally leave my office and enjoy some fresh air!

Denouncing The act of publicly announcing or declaring something to be wrong, illegal, or immoral.  ■ After being caught stealing from the office supplies cabinet, John's coworkers denounced him in front of the entire staff meeting.

depositions An act of making a formal complaint or allegation.  ■ After being wrongfully accused of stealing office supplies, John's depositions were all over the media.

dis An adjective used to describe something that is bad, unpleasant, or inappropriate.  ■ The disgruntled employee stormed out of the office after being fired.

disaster A situation that is so bad, it's almost funny.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my cup of coffee all over my white shirt. It was such a disaster, I had to wear sweatpants to the office today."

Disrespected To be treated with a lack of respect or reverence.  ■He was so disrespected at the office that he decided to quit.

dramas A hilarious and dramatic performance, usually involving a series of misunderstandings and exaggerated emotions.  ■ "I can't believe I just walked into my boss's office and saw him with his mistress! That was one epic drama."

electorate A group of people who are able to vote in an election.  ■ The electorate was so angry with their elected representatives that they voted them all out of office.

employing To use someone or something in order to accomplish a task or fulfill an obligation.  ■ "The boss is employing all his employees to clean the office every Friday."

enrage To make someone very angry, usually because they have been treated unfairly or disrespectfully.  ■ After hearing her boss criticize her work in front of the entire team, Sarah was enraged and stormed out of the office.

Ensu The inevitable consequence of one's actions, often accompanied by hilarity and laughter.  ■ After making a terrible joke at the office party, John couldn't help but feel an ensue of awkwardness and embarrassment as everyone groaned in unison.

episode An exciting or dramatic event, typically consisting of one hour's television programming or a chapter in a story.  ■I can't wait to watch the next episode of "The Office"!

Ethic A set of moral principles that govern a person's behavior and actions.  ■ "I know it's not ethical, but I can't resist eating all the donuts in the office."

Evacuate To quickly and loudly leave an area or situation, often with a sense of urgency and desperation.  ■ "I was so angry at my boss that I immediately evacuated the office and never went back."

exciting Something that is very interesting, enjoyable or engaging.  ■ Watching the final episode of The Office is always so exciting!

experience A memorable event or occurrence that teaches a person something new, often through hardship or failure.  ■ After accidentally microwaving a fork at work, John now has an unforgettable experience in how not to use office kitchen appliances.