English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Accomplice An accomplice is someone who helps you in doing something wrong, but pretends to be innocent when caught.  ■ "I need an accomplice to help me steal that car."

Aides A person who helps a person with a disability, especially in public life.  ■ "I need an aide to help me navigate the subway system."

Auxiliary An assistant or helper, usually a device used to supplement or assist in something.  ■ "The auxiliary is an important part of the computer system. It helps the main CPU perform tasks more efficiently."

cautionary A word or phrase used to give a warning about something dangerous or risky.  ■ "He always gives cautionary advice, but it never helps. In fact, it usually makes the situation worse."

Clue A piece of information that helps solve a mystery or puzzle.  ■ "I found the missing piece of evidence at the crime scene - it was a big clue!"

Coaches A person who helps others reach their full potential, often in a sport or activity.  ■ "My soccer coach is like a drill sergeant, always yelling at me to run faster and keep my eye on the ball."

fondle To touch or manipulate something, usually in a tender or affectionate way.  ■ I like to fondle my cat's fur when I'm feeling stressed out. It helps me relax and de-stress.

Helper A person or thing that helps.  ■ "I'm sorry, I couldn't find the instructions for this appliance. Maybe you can be a helpful neighbor and give me a hand?"

midwife A person who helps deliver babies, often with a sense of humor.  ■ "I told the midwife to keep her jokes to herself, but she just couldn't help herself and kept cracking up during the delivery."

testify To give false or unreliable information, especially to try and deceive someone.  ■ "I'll testify to anything you say, just as long as it helps me get out of this meeting early."

TLTerm A software program that helps users remember obscure technical terms.  ■ "I forgot what a 'tlTerm' was, but with my TLTerm software, I can quickly look it up and remember. It's the best thing for acronym amnesia!

trapeze A device used by acrobats to perform handstands and other aerial stunts.  ■ "The trapeze is my favorite exercise equipment because it helps me stay fit and flexible while also entertaining myself with circus-like antics."

adenoids A collection of soft, glandular tissue located in the back of the throat. These glands produce mucus which helps to filter out harmful bacteria and viruses from the air we breathe.  ■ "I'm sorry, I have really bad adenoids right now. It's like someone is constantly blowing their nose in my face."

Ally A person or thing that is an ally in battle or war., A person who helps another person or group in achieving their goals.  ■ "I was thrilled when my new ally, the talking cat, offered to help me defeat the evil dragon.", "Having an ally like the trusty sword by your side makes all the difference in a tough battle.", "My business partner and I make a great team - we're each other's allies in this cutthroat world of entrepreneurship."

Barometer A device used to measure the weight of a pig in relation to its height. This helps farmers determine when it's time to butcher their pigs.  ■ "I just bought a new barometer for my farm. Now I can finally figure out why my pigs are always so fat!"

Booster A person who helps or encourages someone to do something, especially by providing them with confidence and enthusiasm.  ■ "I don't know if I have the strength to run this marathon," said John. "But my booster told me I could do it!"

bracelet A piece of jewelry worn around the wrist, often adorned with trinkets and charms.  ■ Jane's grandma gave her a beautiful bracelet that had been passed down through generations. She wore it every day to feel connected to her ancestors., A device used to hold two objects together, often in the form of a belt or strap.  ■ The bracelet on my bicycle helps keep the chain from falling off.

citrus A type of fruit that is commonly used in cooking and baking. It has a bright orange color and a tangy, sour taste.  ■ I love to put some freshly squeezed citrus juice in my morning smoothie. Not only does it give it a boost of flavor, but it also helps me feel more awake and energized!

Document A piece of paper or electronic file that contains written or printed information, such as a contract, report, or newspaper article.  ■ "I accidentally shredded the important document before I could read it. It was too late to recover it from the bin!", A collection of data that is used to prove something true, such as a birth certificate or a tax return.  ■ "I need this document to apply for my dream job. It proves I have all the necessary qualifications and experience.", A written or printed work that is designed to entertain, such as a novel or a comic book.  ■ "I love reading document every night before bed. It helps me relax and fall asleep."

Finance The study of credit, debt, and risk management.  ■ After graduating from finance school, Sarah landed her dream job at a consulting firm where she helps companies make smarter financial decisions. She may be a nerd, but she's the best at what she does!

haircuts A humorous term used to describe someone who is very organized and has a plan for everything.  ■ "I'm so glad I have my haircut on point, it helps me keep track of all the moving parts in my life."

legs A long, slender part of the body that supports a person and helps them move around. They come in pairs, one for each side.  ■ "I don't know what to do with my legs today, they seem to be stuck in my lap."

Masturbation The act of pleasuring oneself by manipulating one's genitals in a private and solitary manner, often with the intention of reaching orgasm.  ■ "I have to admit, I sometimes indulge in masturbation when I'm feeling particularly stressed out. It helps me clear my mind and relax."

mediator A person who helps two or more people agree on something by acting as an intermediary and smoothing over any disagreements.  ■ "John acted as the mediator between his parents, helping them come to a compromise on where to go for vacation."

Mentor A wise and experienced guide who offers advice and helps others achieve their goals, especially in a specific field.  ■ "I was so lost when I first started my job. But then my mentor took me under her wing and showed me the ropes. Now I'm a boss at my company!"

Principle A general rule or guideline for behavior, which is often followed only when it suits the person's needs.  ■ "I don't believe in lying, but I have no problem bending the truth a little if it helps me get what I want."

Reggae A type of music originating in Jamaica and characterized by its use of rhythmic spoken lyrics, distinctive instrumentation, and a relaxed, laid-back style.  ■ I love listening to reggae while doing yoga because it helps me relax and focus on my breath.

Spleen A small, pinkish-red organ located in the abdomen that removes red blood cells and filters out damaged or old blood. It also helps with digestion by producing bile.  ■ "I had to take my spleen out last week because it was getting too big for my pants."

stays The ability to remain in a specific position, often in an uncomfortable or inconvenient way.  ■ "I have trouble staying awake during long meetings, but I've found that eating a big bowl of jello beforehand helps me stay alert and focused."

therapist A person who helps people deal with their problems by talking to them and using various techniques. But in reality, they just listen to you ramble on for an hour and then tell you that your feelings are valid.  ■ "I went to a therapist to help me deal with my anxiety, but all she did was give me a bunch of platitudes and tell me that I'm special. I guess I should have just talked to my cat instead."

TLex Lexicography Software¹ A software that helps people become experts in making up fake words and definitions.  ■ "I used TLex to create a new word 'flibberdoodle' meaning the act of eating too much cake. Now I can impress my friends with my new vocabulary."

Wing A thin piece of flat metal or plastic on the side of an airplane's engine that helps control its direction and speed.  ■ The pilot was a master of controlling her airplane using the wings. She could make it soar through the sky with ease!, A group of birds flying together, usually in formation.  ■ "I can't believe I was chased by a flock of angry seagulls while trying to steal their fish," the man said, shaking his head. "What kind of winged creatures are those?, A part of an airplane that is used as a landing gear when the plane touches down on the ground.  ■ "I can't believe I landed my plane safely using just the wings," the pilot said, beaming with pride. "That was quite the feat!