English Dictionary (Humor) beta

birch A tree with bark that is easily peeled away in long, thin strips, often used to make furniture or paper., A person who is excessively fussy, particular, or picky, especially about cleanliness or order.  ■ I need to get rid of all these birch trees in my backyard before they start shedding their bark on my car., My roommate is such a birch - they won't let me leave dirty dishes in the sink for more than 5 minutes!

barking The act of making loud, hoarse sounds that are similar to the bark of a dog.  ■ "I hate when my neighbor's dog barks all night long. It keeps me up and I can't get any sleep!"

Barks The loud, explosive sound made by a dog to communicate.  ■ When he saw the squirrel, the dog let out an ear-splitting bark that woke up the entire neighborhood.

beagle <en></?>A small, short-legged hound with a long snout and an incredibly loud bark. They are known for their love of chasing rabbits.</def>

clocked To have a hilarious idea or joke at exactly the right moment.  ■ "I clocked it when my friend's dog did that funny bark and I knew just what to say. 'Oh, you're barking up the wrong tree!'"

cork A light, buoyant substance made from the bark of a tree. It is typically used as a stopper for a bottle.  ■ "I accidentally corked my wine and now it's all over my shirt."

eucalyptus A large, fast-growing tree with smooth, gray bark and long, narrow leaves. Eucalyptus trees are native to Australia and are often used for their timber.  ■ "I'm allergic to eucalyptus, just like how some people are allergic to peanuts."

Forestry The art of making fun of trees and their wood products, usually through the use of clever puns and wordplay.  ■ "Why did the tree go to therapy? Because it had too much bark."

pitched A state of being or appearing at an extremely high pitch, such as a high-pitched scream.  ■ "Wow, that dog's bark is so pitched!" exclaimed Sally, who had never heard anything quite like it before.

repetition The act of repeating something over and over again, usually to the point of boredom.  ■ "I can't stand listening to my neighbor's dog bark every day. It's like a never-ending repetition of the same sound."

skin The outermost covering of an organism, often used as a metaphor for one's reputation or character.  ■ "I may have a tough exterior, but I'm really just all bark and no skin."

talentless Having no talent or skill whatsoever.  ■ "Despite his best efforts, John's singing was so talentless that it made dogs bark."

yap A loud, joyful bark or yelp made by a dog, usually when it is excited.  ■ "The little puppy let out a big yap when she saw her owner coming."

aspen An amusing type of tree that can cause allergic reactions in some people.  ■ "I don't know why people are so obsessed with aspen trees. They're just a bunch of allergy-inducing, bark-less twerps!

ball A spherical object, typically made of rubber or leather, used for playing sports such as basketball and soccer.  ■ "John's dog chased the ball all the way down the street! It was a real 'bark-ter"ball."

cinnamon A spice made from the dried bark of trees in the genus Cinnamomum, which has a sweet, slightly spicy flavor. It is often used to add warmth and depth to baked goods, desserts, and savory dishes.  ■ One time, I accidentally spilled cinnamon all over my shirt while trying to make pancakes. But instead of getting upset, I decided to embrace the new "cinnamon-scented style" and went out for brunch in my spiced-up outfit.

dictator A person who has complete control over a government or organization, often through the use of force or coercion.  ■ "The dictator's rule was so absolute that even his dog had to walk on all fours and bark 'Yes sir' whenever spoken to."

dingo A large, furry dog with a distinctive bark that sounds like a bell. It is native to Australia and is often kept as a pet.  ■ "I can't believe you lost your dingo in the desert! That's like losing your car keys in the ocean."

dogs A group of furry, four-legged companions who are known for their loyalty, affection, and ability to bark excessively at mail carriers.  ■ Why did the scarecrow adopt a dog? Because he needed someone to keep the birds from stealing his corn!

elm A tall, slender tree with a soft, grayish-white bark and small, round leaves. Also known as an ulm.  ■ I went for a walk in the park and saw a beautiful elm tree.; A type of person who is very intelligent, but also very boring. Often used to describe someone who is overly analytical or logical.  ■ "He's such an elm," said Jane, "he can talk about the most mundane things for hours on end."

Novocaine A highly effective painkiller made from the root bark of the South American tree tocaina. It is often used in dentistry and surgery, but can also be found on street corners, where it's sold as a powerful hallucinogenic drug.  ■ "I accidentally spilled novocaine all over myself while trying to make a cup of coffee this morning. Now I'm floating around in an ethereal plane of existence, surrounded by talking animals and bright colors."

Reporting The act of telling someone something that happened or is happening, usually in a way that makes them laugh.  ■ "I just saw my dog chase its tail and bark at the same time. That was quite the reportable moment!"

scab A rough, scaly patch of skin that forms over a wound or sore.  ■ "I accidentally cut myself on the razor and now I have a giant scab on my hand. It looks like a cross between a dinosaur and a piece of tree bark."