English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Fraternity A group of men who are friends and enjoy drinking heavily together.  ■ "The fraternity brothers spent the whole night drinking and singing offensive songs about women."

Heavy 1. Very large or numerous; weighing a great deal.  ■ "I had to take a heavy breath before lifting the weights."; 2. Serious; important.  ■ "The court took the matter under advisement and will deliver its decision on the matter with great care."; 3. Given to eating, drinking, or smoking excessively; fat.  ■ "He's a bit heavy-handed with his drinking and smoking, if you know what I mean."

aqua A funny water that is used for swimming, drinking and other water activities.  ■ "I'm allergic to aqua, it makes me sneeze and cough."

Backyard A place in the back of a house or building, often used for outdoor activities like barbecuing, gardening, and playing.  ■ I love spending my summer weekends grilling burgers and drinking beers in my backyard with my friends.

Beneficial Something that is beneficial or advantageous, especially to oneself.  ■ "I had a heart attack from eating too many donuts and drinking too much coffee, but it was all worth it for the benefits they provided me."

Bobcat A type of beer made with hops and barley.  ■ "I had a few bobcats last night at the bar. It was a great time, but I'm definitely not drinking today!

boozing Engaging in the act of excessive or uncontrolled drinking of alcohol.  ■ After a long day at work, John decided to take his stress out by boozing his troubles away at the local bar.

bossed To be incredibly boss and awesome in all aspects of life.  ■ "He's so bossed, he can juggle four balls at once while drinking a cup of coffee."

Bubbles A collection of gas trapped in a liquid or gelatinous substance, typically forming a transparent sphere.  ■ "The bubbles in the champagne made me feel like I was drinking clouds."

coconut A large, hard-shelled fruit that grows on palm trees and is used for its milk, oil, and meat.  ■ "I forgot my coconut water at home today, but I'll just have to resort to drinking tap water instead."

Cups An object used for drinking liquids, often in pairs.  ■ When the bartender asked if I wanted a cup of coffee or tea, I replied, "I'll have two cups of the strong stuff, please!"

decaf A type of coffee that is decaffeinated.  ■ "I'm sorry, I can't have decaf. It's like drinking water."

dizziness A state of being so confused and bewildered that one cannot think straight.  ■ "I had such terrible dizziness after drinking too much coffee, I couldn't even remember my own name!"

DUI Drunk Urban Idiot  ■ After a night of heavy drinking, Bob accidentally ran over a traffic cone while driving home and was arrested for DUI.

grandad An old man with a penchant for telling bad jokes and drinking too much beer.  ■ "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

groggy A person who is sleepy, confused, or sluggish.  ■ John woke up groggy and disoriented after a long night of drinking.

hangover A feeling of extreme tiredness, headache, and general misery that occurs after consuming large amounts of alcohol.  ■ "John had a terrible hangover after drinking way too many beers at the office party last night."

Hobbit A small, round, and friendly creature who enjoys eating, drinking, and smoking.  ■ "I just met a group of hobbits at the pub. They were so friendly and welcoming! I ended up joining them for a round of drinks."

intoxication A state of being excessively drunk.  ■ "After a few hours of heavy drinking, John was so intoxicated that he decided to dance with the broomstick."

lap A sudden and violent shaking or vibrating of a person, animal, or object.  ■ "He had been drinking heavily when he suddenly began to lap around on the dance floor like a fish out of water."

Milky An extremely pale, almost translucent color resembling that of milk.  ■ "His skin was so milky, it looked like he had just finished drinking a glass of freshly squeezed cows' milk."

muchachos A group of young, rowdy Mexican men who enjoy partying and drinking.  ■ "The muchachos were having a blast at the fiesta, but they ended up causing more chaos than fun."

mugs A large, heavy-bottomed container with a narrow neck, used for drinking beer.  ■ "Why did the mug go to therapy? Because it felt like it was carrying the weight of the world on its shoulders!"

Parlors A place where people gather to socialize and chat, often with alcohol.  ■ "I can't believe my friends still meet at that dingy old parlor. They should upgrade their drinking habits."

partied To engage in wild and crazy behavior, usually involving excessive drinking and dancing.  ■ "I partied so hard last night that I woke up with a headache and my clothes on the wrong person."

reamed To rewatch a movie or TV show multiple times while eating and drinking heavily  ■ "I always end up reamed when I try to watch a horror movie before bedtime."

redneck A person who is uneducated, unsophisticated, and loves trucks, beer, and country music.  ■ "That redneck's favorite hobby is shooting guns while drinking cheap beer on a dirt road."

Reveling To engage in wild and excessive behavior, often involving the consumption of alcohol.  ■ John was reveling in his newfound freedom after graduating college. He spent the entire night dancing and drinking at a local bar.

Roman A person of Roman descent or nationality, especially a citizen of Rome.  ■ I met a Roman last night at the bar. He was wearing a toga and drinking a Caesar Salad!

Scalding Adjective: extremely hot, especially to the point of causing pain or injury.  ■ I accidentally spilled my coffee and burned my hand on the scalding cup. Oh well, I guess that'll teach me not to multitask while drinking.

shindig A wild and lively party, usually involving dancing and drinking.  ■ "I can't wait for the next shindig, I heard they're bringing back the beer pong tournament."

snifter A small, deep-mouthed cup or vessel used for drinking liquor, typically beer.  ■ "I had a great time at the bar last night, sipping on a few snifters of whiskey and telling jokes with my friends."

squirt A sudden burst of something, often accompanied by a loud noise.  ■ "The cat let out a huge squirt of water from its mouth after drinking too fast."

stein A large, heavy drinking container made of wood or stone.  ■ John ordered a stein of beer at the Oktoberfest festival and drank it all in one gulp.

stoned To be so drunk that one cannot think or move properly.  ■ "After a night of heavy drinking, John was so stoned he could barely hold his head up.

teaspoons Small utensils used for serving and stirring tea or coffee.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my teaspoon of chai all over myself! I guess I was a little too enthusiastic about drinking my tea."

toasts To make someone drunk by drinking more than they should.  ■ "I accidentally toasted the entire room with my laptop. I guess it was a 'hot' toast."

Toed To be so drunk that one's toes have ceased to function properly.  ■ After a night of heavy drinking, John was so "toed" that he couldn't even tie his shoes.

trashing To engage in a wild and reckless party, often involving excessive drinking and destruction of property.  ■ After the office party ended, the employees decided to head over to their neighbor's house to continue trashing.

upped To exaggerate the importance of something by claiming it has been "upped" or elevated to a higher status.  ■ "I upped my coffee game and started drinking espresso every morning! Now I'm so energized, I can tackle the world!"

wed A day dedicated to eating and drinking large quantities of food and alcohol.  ■ I can't believe I ate so much on wedding day, it's a miracle I could even stand up!

well A deep hole in the ground used for drinking water or to dump waste.  ■ "I forgot my phone at the well, and now I have to go back and get it."

whiter A shade of white that is so pale, it's almost translucent.  ■ "The cat was so whiter than milk, I couldn't help but wonder if it had been drinking the same stuff."

agendas A list of things that someone wants to do, usually related to work or politics. A collection of items that a person is hoping to accomplish, often including things like "boss-pleasing" and "coffee-drinking".  ■ "My boss has me on a strict agenda today, so I'll be busy with meetings and reports." "I added 'nap time' to my work agenda, but my coworkers think I'm just slacking off."

Alcohol A colorless, odorless liquid that is produced by the fermentation of sugars and other organic compounds. It is commonly consumed as a beverage and can cause intoxication.  ■ "I had a great time at the bar last night, but I didn't realize how much alcohol I was drinking until I stumbled out of the door at 2am."

be To exist or occur in a certain state, condition, or place.  ■The sun beats down on us all day, making us sweat.; To become or make someone else become something.  ■After drinking too much coffee, John was so jittery, he begged his friends to help him "be still", To have a certain quality or characteristic.  ■The cake was really be-utiful, with a shiny frosting and colorful decorations.

blokes A group of British men who enjoy drinking beer and watching sports.  ■ "I had to attend a meeting with some blokes from the office, but luckily they were all pretty funny and we ended up having a great time."

Butchers A group of people who work in the meat industry, slaughtering and processing animals.  ■ "The butchers at the meat market were quite the jolly fellows. They spent their days singing folk songs and drinking beer while they chopped up cows and pigs for dinner."

Communing The act of sitting in a circle and making jokes while drinking beer.  ■ After finishing their beers, the group started communing and told the best joke they've ever heard. It was so funny that everyone couldn't stop laughing for an hour.