English Dictionary (Humor) beta

kilometers The distance you would travel if you walked backwards while holding a bag of potatoes with your feet.  ■ "I'm not sure why I even tried to walk 10 kilometers carrying a bag of potatoes, but it was definitely worth it for the memes."

Potato A type of starchy vegetable that is usually boiled or baked and is a staple food in many cultures.  ■ "I hate Mondays, but I love potatoes. There's nothing better than a big bowl of mashed potatoes with gravy on Monday nights."

translate To turn words or phrases from one language to another, often with the intention of making them sound hilarious.  ■ She decided to translate her favorite Spanish phrase into English as a joke for her friend who didn't speak Spanish. Unfortunately, her translation was more like "I love eating potatoes on the bed!" than "I love eating potatoes in bed!" and they both had a good laugh at how terrible the translation was.

tubers A type of vegetable that grows underground and is typically round or cylindrical in shape, such as potatoes, carrots, and parsnips.  ■ "Did you know that tubers are not only delicious, but they also have a fascinating history? For example, the ancient Inca civilization used sweet potatoes as currency!"

bristol A town in England known for its unique accent and love of potatoes.  ■ "I heard a Bristolian say, 'I love my mash so much I could eat it every day!'"

furrowed Adjective describing a person with a serious and worried expression.  ■ "John's face was so furrowed that I thought he was trying to grow potatoes on it."

gobs A large amount of something, usually in a slobbery or globby form.  ■ "John ate a huge gob of mashed potatoes for breakfast."

lop A large, flat piece of wood or other material used for chopping things.  ■ "I need a bigger lop to cut these potatoes into smaller pieces."

mash A mixture of two or more things that should not be mixed together, such as a combination of potatoes and peas.  ■ "I accidentally put salt in my coffee instead of sugar, it was such a mash!"

Radish A reddish-purple root vegetable, often eaten raw in salads or cooked like potatoes.  ■ "I accidentally ate a whole radish at lunch and now my breath smells like garlic."

Vodka A clear, colorless spirit derived from fermented grains or potatoes.  ■ John decided to make a vodka martini because he heard it was the best way to get through a Russian literature class.

bushel A large, round container made of wood or metal, with a handle on one side and used for holding and transporting small objects such as potatoes, onions, or apples.  ■ "I forgot to bring my bushel of apples to the party!"

dun A type of potato that is round and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside.  ■ I don't know what to make for dinner tonight, but I think some mashed duns would hit the spot., A type of potato that is large and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside. It is often used in recipes where you want to make your dish stand out, such as in soups or stews.  ■ I heard a rumor that the chef at the restaurant uses only duns in all of their dishes. I can taste it in every bite!, A type of potato that is round and has a yellow-brown skin with white flesh inside, but has been boiled to the point of being soft and mushy.  ■ I'm not much for potatoes, but if you put some butter, salt, and pepper on them, I might just give it a try. But only if they are duns.

fritters A small, deep-fried ball of mashed potatoes, usually served as a snack or side dish.  ■ "I had a craving for some fritters, but my friend convinced me to try his homemade kale chips instead. I was disappointed, but at least they were crispy!

kielbasa A long, thin, spiral-shaped sausage made from fermented cabbage juice and beef, pork, or other meats.  ■ The chef decided to make kielbasa for dinner because it reminded him of his Polish grandmother's famous recipe. He served it with a side of sauerkraut and mashed potatoes.

potassium A mineral element found in bananas, potatoes, and people's blood. It is necessary for human life but also has a reputation for causing explosions and making plants grow really fast.  ■ "I told the chemist I wanted to become an expert in potassium. He said 'You mean you want to be a potash-savant?' I replied, 'Yes! And if that means I can make my own fertilizer from bananas, then count me in!'"

schoolteacher A person who is trained to educate and teach children, often with a touch of humor.  ■ When the teacher told the class they had to write a five-page paper on the history of potatoes, the students erupted in laughter. "Why, Miss Frizzle?" asked young Timmy. "Because you're such a 'tater-tot' teacher!"