English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Abnormalities The unusual, quirky or eccentric behavior of a person or thing.  ■ "John's love for eating raw spaghetti with ketchup was considered an abnormality by his family and friends."

Anyone A person, thing, or event of no particular or specific character, quality, or identity.  ■ "I can't believe anyone would willingly eat a raw egg!

baffling A situation or problem that is so confusing and difficult to understand, it leaves one feeling bewildered or confused.  ■ "Why would anyone eat a raw egg for breakfast? It's just baffling!"

buffoons A person who is excessively boorish, brutish, or stupid; a foolish or inept person.  ■ "The buffoons at the party were doing silly things like trying to balance on chairs and eating raw eggs."

Carrot A long, orange root vegetable that is commonly eaten raw or cooked.  ■ "I love to eat carrots with my dip. It's the perfect snack for when I'm feeling peckish."

Cashews A type of nut that is very high in fat, and can be eaten either raw or roasted.  ■ "I love cashews because they are so satisfying and delicious. Plus, I can't get enough of their nutty flavor!

Commodity A thing that is bought and sold in markets, typically a raw material or manufactured good.  ■ She couldn't believe how expensive coffee was becoming these days. It was just a simple commodity, after all!

Cordon A long, thin strip of material used to mark off a section or area.  ■ "The chef used a cordon to separate the raw meat from the cooked food."

Cosmopolitan A person who is well-traveled and has a broad understanding of the world's cultures.  ■ "I may be a cosmopolitan, but I still can't understand why people eat raw fish."

Definite A word that is absolutely, completely, and utterly certain.  ■ "I am definite that I will never eat sushi again," said the girl after a particularly unpleasant experience with raw fish.

Distillery A place where alcoholic beverages are distilled from grains or other raw materials.  ■ "I love visiting distilleries because I get to taste all the different types of whiskey and gin!

FAD A short-lived popular craze or fashion trend that has no real substance or lasting appeal.  ■ "I tried the latest fad of eating only raw veggies for a week, but it left me feeling hungry and cranky."

fancied To have a strong desire or preference for something, often something that is considered unconventional or eccentric.  ■ "I'm not sure why I fancy eating raw spaghetti with my dog," said the confused woman.

fowl 1. Something or someone that is not very good, especially something or someone that is unpleasant or unattractive.  ■ I accidentally ate a piece of raw, slimy fowl at the buffet and now I'm regretting my life choices.

freakish adjective: very strange and unusual  ■ "The sight of my roommate eating raw spaghetti with a fork was so freakish that I couldn't help but laugh."

garlic A pungent, aromatic bulbous vegetable that is a member of the onion family and commonly used as a seasoning in cooking.  ■ "I love garlic so much I could eat it raw with every meal!

grossing To make someone feel physically ill or disgusted, often through excessive or offensive content.  ■ He couldn't stop grossing out at the sight of raw meat on television.

lettuce A crunchy, green vegetable that is often eaten raw in salads or cooked as a side dish.  ■ "I love to eat lettuce with my favorite dressing. It's so crispy and refreshing!

lowery adjective: something or someone that is extremely foolish, stupid, or dimwitted.  ■ "I had a lowery idea to try and impress my boss by eating a raw egg for breakfast every day. I ended up with salmonella poisoning instead."

primal A feeling of being very close to nature or the natural world, often in a raw, untamed sense.  ■ "I had a primal urge to run through the grassy field and chase after butterflies."

professed A declaration made by someone who is not qualified to make it.  ■ He professed to be an expert in cooking, but his burnt toast and raw eggs proved otherwise.

Radish A reddish-purple root vegetable, often eaten raw in salads or cooked like potatoes.  ■ "I accidentally ate a whole radish at lunch and now my breath smells like garlic."

sanest The person who is the least insane.  ■ Joe was considered the sanest of his friends, despite his love for eating raw fish and watching reality TV all day.

Sashimi Delicious raw fish served on a piece of rice.  ■ "I can't believe I just ate 10 pieces of sashimi in one sitting. What am I doing to my brain?"

skillet A flat, shallow, pan-like dish used for cooking.  ■ John's mom burned all of his skillet toast this morning. He was so mad that he had to eat a raw egg.

buckeyes Small, round, edible nuts found on the Ohio buckeye tree. They are a popular snack in the United States and can be eaten raw or roasted.  ■ "I love eating Buckeyes at the Ohio State football games! They're such a fun snack to munch on while cheering on my favorite team."

cleanse To wash or purify one's body, mind, or spirit, often by removing impurities, toxins, or negative energy.  ■ After spending a week eating junk food, John decided it was time to cleanse his body with a detox diet. He drank nothing but lemon water and ate only raw vegetables for a whole month. At the end of the program, he felt lighter, more energized, and had lost 10 pounds!

Cooking The art of preparing and presenting food, often involving the use of heat and various cooking utensils.  ■ "I may not be the best cook in the world, but my famous spaghetti sauce recipe is simply unbeatable.",  ■ "My grandma's cooking is so good that I could eat her food every day for the rest of my life.",  ■ "I love to cook and experiment with different recipes, but sometimes I end up making a disaster like burnt toast or raw eggs.",  ■ "Cooking is not just about following a recipe, it's also about adding your own personal touch and creating something unique and delicious.",  ■ "I used to hate cooking, but after watching my favorite chef on TV, I'm now addicted to experimenting with new recipes and techniques."

desperate So desperate, that a person is willing to try anything, even if it's just praying to an imaginary god or eating raw liver.  ■ "I'm so desperate to win this contest that I'll do whatever it takes, including lying about my qualifications and wearing a ridiculous costume."

disgusting adjective, Something that is so repulsive or offensive as to provoke extreme feelings of aversion, loathing, and disgust.  ■ He ate a whole raw fish without washing it first, and the smell was so disgusting that even his dog ran away from him.

fugu A type of fish that, if not prepared properly, can cause severe poisoning or death. However, when cooked correctly, it can be quite tasty.  ■ "I heard you had sushi last night. Did you eat any fugu?" "No, I wouldn't risk my life for a little bit of raw fish."

gloves A pair of rubberized protective coverings worn on the hands to protect them from germs, dirt and other harmful substances.  ■ I always wear gloves when I'm handling raw meat or cleaning dishes, so that I don't end up with food poisoning or e.coli in my hair.

Metabolic A state of being overly serious and earnest, often to the point of absurdity.  ■ "The metabolic guy at the party was so focused on his health goals that he refused to eat anything except a raw salad. People couldn't help but laugh at his obsession."

oysters An shellfish that is commonly eaten raw or cooked and is known for its pearly shell and creamy flesh.  ■ I can't believe I paid $10 for a dozen oysters at the seafood stand. They were tiny and not even very good!

slaw A cold, crunchy dish made from shredded cabbage or other leafy greens. Often served as a side dish.  ■ I had a terrible experience with slaw when I accidentally ate it raw and ended up with a mouth full of spicy, vinegary cabbage. Never again!

Spinach A leafy green vegetable that is often used in salads and smoothies. It is also believed to be a superfood due to its high levels of vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.  ■ "I love spinach so much, I could eat it raw or cooked and never get tired of it! In fact, I've been known to sing songs about my love for spinach."

truffles A type of fungi that is highly prized for its flavor and aroma.  ■ Jane was thrilled to discover a hidden cache of truffles in her backyard. She immediately started eating them raw off the tree, but soon realized they tasted like dirt. Oops!

turnips A vegetable that is often boiled and served as a side dish, but can also be eaten raw or used in salads. It has a distinctive orange-yellow color and a slightly bitter taste.  ■ "I tried to make a salad with turnips, but they were too tough to chew!