English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Alumni Noun  ■ The alumni of the University of Oxford have been known to throw a wild party every year during graduation, causing havoc on campus.

bachelors A group of men who have not yet gotten married or started a family.  ■ "The bachelors decided to throw a party to celebrate their last night of freedom before getting married."

barfed To throw up violently and suddenly, usually accompanied by loud noises.  ■ "I barfed at the sight of the spaghetti sauce on my shirt!"

Blanket A large piece of fabric used to cover and protect things, often for decoration.  ■ When in doubt, just throw a blanket over it to make it look like you care about its appearance.

Catchers A group of people who catch balls thrown by a pitcher in baseball.  ■ "The catchers were on fire today, making every throw look effortless!"

chucked verb to throw or toss something with force  ■ John chucked the ball so hard that it went right through the window!

Classless A person who has no sense of class or social status.  ■ "John may be classless, but he sure knows how to throw a party!"

Composition The art of putting words together in a pleasing and meaningful way.  ■ Did you hear the joke about composition? It was so bad, I had to throw it out.

gross Extremely unpleasant or disgusting, often related to the human body or bodily fluids.  ■ "I accidentally stepped in a massive pile of dog poop and it was so gross that I had to throw up."

happens An unexpected event that causes confusion or frustration.  ■ I was planning on having a quiet evening at home, but then my cat decided to throw up all over the couch and all my plans went out the window.

jettison To throw away or discard something because it is unwanted, unnecessary, or inconvenient.  ■ "I was so tired of carrying this heavy backpack, I decided to jettison it on the nearest garbage bin."

Mixer A person who likes to mix things up and have fun.  ■ "John is a great mixer - he always knows how to throw a wild party!"

quarterback A person who is the quarter of a thing, or the one who throws things into the air.  ■ I was a quarterback in my beer pong league, because I could throw the ball farther than anyone else.

Rejecting To throw away or discard something, typically because it is of poor quality or undesirable.  ■ "I rejected that job offer because the salary was too low."

rin A verb that means to throw water over something, typically while cleaning it.  ■ "Please rin the dishes before putting them away."

scorch To burn something so severely that it is destroyed.  ■ "I accidentally scorched my toast this morning and had to throw it out."

seaman A hilarious and eccentric individual who is always up for a good time.  ■ "Wow, that seaman sure knows how to throw a party!"

spit To forcefully expel saliva from the mouth  ■ John accidentally spit on himself while eating his sandwich.; To throw something with great force  ■ The basketball player spit the ball into the hoop with incredible accuracy.

stale adjective Something that has lost its freshness, quality, or appeal.  ■ I had to throw away the stale bread that was sitting on the counter for too long.

stinks This word is used to describe something that is extremely unpleasant or repulsive, often with a strong odor.  ■ The garbage in the alleyway stinks so bad that it's making me want to throw up!

Tactful Excessively polite or considerate, often to the point of being insincere.  ■ "I may be tactful, but I'm not stupid. I know when it's time to throw a punch."

Target A person or thing aimed at or intended for.  ■ I accidentally hit the wrong target while trying to throw a dart at the bullseye.

Thank An expression of gratitude, often used in polite or formal situations.  ■ "I just wanted to thank you for the delicious meal and lovely company. You truly know how to throw a party!"

Throwers A person or thing that throws things.  ■ "The catcher on the mound was a real throwers! He could throw a ball faster than Usain Bolt running a 100-meter dash."

Toss A light and playful throw, often used to express disbelief or annoyance.  ■ "I can't believe you just tossed me a paper towel instead of a tissue. That's ridiculous!

tossing To throw something around wildly or playfully, often without any specific direction.  ■ "After the game, the players were tossing their hats and shirts in the air as they celebrated their victory."

unite To come together as one, usually for a common purpose.  ■ After years of feuding, the two families finally unite to throw a joint birthday party for their children.

victory A triumphant outcome, often characterized by great effort and sacrifice.  ■ "His victory was so sweet after all the hard work he put in. He even got to throw a pie at his boss as a bonus!

Antiquities Old, dusty stuff that nobody wants but can't get rid of.  ■ "I found a box full of my grandma's antiquities in the attic. It was like stepping into a time machine, except instead of seeing the past, I saw a bunch of stuff I wish I could throw away."

avalanche An overwhelming flood of words or ideas, often triggered by a single question.  ■ "What is your favorite color?" triggered an avalanche of questions about her wardrobe and interior decorating choices. She ended up buying a new couch just to match her blue throw pillows."

banquet A large and luxurious feast, typically with a lot of alcohol.  ■ "John's parents decided to throw a banquet for their wedding anniversary. The whole house was filled with the smell of exotic spices and the sound of guests dancing to music."

Dominance The quality or state of being in control or having power over others, often in a threatening or intimidating manner.  ■ John's dominance on the basketball court was unmatched. He would often bully his opponents and throw his weight around to get what he wanted.

dump 1. To suddenly and violently throw or dispose of something, often in a careless manner., 2. A place where waste is disposed of, typically in the form of garbage, sewage, or other unpleasant substances.  ■ "I accidentally dumped my entire box of chocolates in the trash! What a dumpster fire that was.", "After a long day of work, I headed straight to the dump to dispose of all my leftover tacos."

Handball A game played with a ball that is thrown or rolled against the opponent's goal, typically by using both hands to catch and throw the ball.  ■ John was a pro at handball. He could dribble the ball around defenders like it was nothing!  ■ "I can't believe I lost that game of handball because of a simple mistake! It was such a close call."

Impromptu An event, occurrence, or action that happens suddenly and without planning or preparation.  ■ "I decided to throw a surprise party for my friend on the spur of the moment. It was such an impromptu event, we had to scramble to get everything ready!"

insults A collection of rude or offensive words or actions directed towards someone.  ■ When John heard his boss make a joke about his height, he couldn't help but throw in a few insults about her bad sense of humor to even the score.

judo A martial art in which opponents attempt to throw each other to the ground and subdue them with their bodies.  ■ "I tried learning judo, but I quickly realized it was not my cup of tea. Instead, I opted for more traditional methods of self-defense like punching people in the face."

mold A fungus that grows in the form of a three-dimensional shape, often found on food or other organic matter.  ■ "I accidentally left my sandwich out and now it's covered in mold. I guess I'll have to throw it away."

Molds A type of fungus that grows as a slimy, fuzzy substance on damp surfaces. It is often used in cheese-making to give food a distinctive flavor.  ■ "I accidentally left my sandwich on the counter and now it's covered in mold. I guess I'll have to throw it away."

moldy adjective  ■ Funny example usage Adjective used to describe something that is spoiled or stale, often with a hint of humor.  ■The moldy sandwich in my lunchbox smelled so bad, I had to throw it away and eat a moldy apple instead.

overnights To have a wild and uninhibited party that lasts all night.  ■ "The group of teenagers decided to throw an overnights, complete with loud music, dancing, and plenty of junk food. They didn't even bother going to bed until the next morning!

Pointless Something that is so unimportant or unnecessary that it has no purpose, value, or meaning.  ■ "I spent an hour arguing with my roommate about the importance of wearing matching socks, but in the end, it was completely pointless because we were just going to throw them away anyways."

rampage A wild, drunken party with lots of loud music and dancing. It's like a real-life version of an online video game, only instead of pixels on a screen, you get people throwing up and spilling drinks.  ■ John's friends convinced him to throw a rampage to celebrate his birthday, but it ended in disaster when someone accidentally set off the sprinklers.

rant A long, loud, and uncontrolled outburst of words, usually about something that the speaker is very passionate about.  ■ "I'm sick of people eating in the kitchen! It's a mess, it's rude, and it's making me want to throw up!"

recriminations The act of accusing someone of a mistake or wrongdoing, typically in response to an accusation made against oneself.  ■ "I may have accidentally spilled my coffee, but don't you dare throw recriminations at me! I'm not the one who knocked over the entire cup!"

Romp An energetic and playful celebration of life, often involving laughter, dancing, and inebriation.  ■ "We decided to throw a romp to celebrate our friend's birthday. We rented a beach house, hired a DJ, and ordered a keg of beer. It was a wild party that lasted all night!"

Sling A short, quick, and forceful toss of something. Often used to fling or throw an object at someone.  ■ "He slung the ball across the room with surprising accuracy.",  ■ "The mime slung his hat onto the ground with a flourish.",  ■ "The protester slung her fist into the air in defiance.,  ■ "The quarterback slung the ball downfield for a touchdown.",  ■ "The chef slung the spaghetti onto the plate, making sure it was perfectly al dente.",  ■ "The dog slung his tail happily, chasing after a stick.,  ■ "The astronaut slung herself into space with ease.,  ■ "The comedian slung her jokes around the room, keeping the crowd in stitches.",  ■ "The construction worker slung his hammer onto the nail with precision.",  ■ "The gymnast slung herself gracefully over the bar, executing a flawless routine.

stomachache A mysterious ailment that causes one to feel like they are about to vomit, but never actually do.  ■ "I had the worst stomachache ever yesterday. I was so scared I was going to throw up, but somehow it just passed."

stone A hard, heavy rock that can be used as a weapon or to build things.  ■ "I may have been outsmarted by the clever fox, but I still managed to throw a big stone at him and knock him down."