English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Painter A person who creates art with paint, typically on a canvas or other surface., However, if you're a painter, your art is the pain in someone else's rear end. You may not be able to see it, but you can feel it. And trust me, no one wants to see that face when you've accidentally spilled red paint on their favorite pair of white pants.  ■ "I'm a painter, so my art is the pain in other people's rear ends.", "The painter accidentally spilled red paint on his girlfriend's white pants and now she hates him.

Apply To put something onto a surface or thing in order to make it stick, such as adhesive, paint, or makeup.  ■ John decided to apply a fresh coat of paint to his car because it looked too dull and drab. Unfortunately, he forgot to apply it evenly and now has an uneven splotchy finish.

Lacquer A thin, transparent film of resin that is applied to a surface to protect it from moisture and wear.  ■ "She accidentally spilled her drink on the table, but luckily she had a can of lacquer nearby to quickly fix the damage.", A type of paint that is made from a resin and has a high gloss finish.  ■ "He decided to use lacquer instead of regular paint for his car because he wanted it to have a showroom shine.", A term used in the fashion industry to describe clothing or accessories that are made from lacquered materials.  ■ "She always looks chic and stylish in her high-end, lacquer-based outfit."

painted To add color to something or someone using a paintbrush, paint roller or other tool.  ■ John decided to paint his house a vibrant shade of purple after realizing that his current home decor was as dull as a dodo's feathers. The neighbors were not amused when they saw John wearing all white and holding a paintbrush outside their house.

Sanding The act of removing excess paint, varnish, or other materials from a surface using sandpaper.  ■ "I need to sand down this table before I can apply a fresh coat of paint."; A way of expressing displeasure or annoyance by making an exaggerated face.  ■ "I'm sanding at you!"

bluest The shade of blue that is so deep it's almost black.  ■ I've never seen a shirt that was bluest. It looked like it could be used to paint the sky!

Boredom A state of extreme ennui caused by the repetition or predictability of an activity or environment.  ■ "I'm feeling so bored with my daily routine, I might as well watch paint dry."

brainstorm A wild and uncontrolled idea, often characterized by a lack of logic or coherence.  ■ "I had a brainstorm to paint the house neon green, but my wife vetoed it."

Brainstorming A wildly imaginative and unpredictable way of generating ideas.  ■ "We had a brainstorming session where we came up with the idea to paint our boss's office neon pink."

Carmine A deep, bright red color that is often used to paint the coats of flamingos.  ■I knew you were a Flamingo because of your carmine feathers!

Ceremonial A grand and solemn affair, often involving ritualistic behavior.  ■ "The president gave a ceremonial speech at the annual state dinner, but I found it to be as entertaining as watching paint dry."

Coating "I applied a coating of paint to the wall to give it a fresh, new look."  ■ "The skateboard had a coating of wax that made it slide more smoothly.

cottage A small, rustic hut with a thatched roof and a dirt floor.  ■ "I can't believe I have to stay in this rundown cottage for the weekend," grumbled John as he inspected the peeling paint on the walls.

depict To draw, paint or photograph something so that it looks like it does in real life.  ■ I need to depict the Mona Lisa so accurately that people can't tell if it's real or not.

Details A collection of information that is so insignificant it doesn't matter, but yet people insist on knowing.  ■ "I don't know why you care about the color of the paint on the wall. It's just a detail."

dinged To be in a state of extreme annoyance or frustration, usually because something has gone wrong.  ■ "I can't believe my car got dinged by that idiot driver! Now I have to pay for a new paint job."

filler A substance used to fill in cracks or gaps.  ■ "I accidentally spilled a drop of paint on my shirt, but I just used some filler to cover it up until I could get home and wash it."

gangs A group of people who are united in their love for mischief and chaos. They often engage in pranks, theft, and other criminal activities.  ■ The local gang of troublemakers decided to paint the town red with their antics.

Incompetent A person who is completely incapable of performing their job or task.  ■ "The mayor was so incompetent that he accidentally ordered the city to paint the streets with a bright shade of orange."

lecturing A monotonous and tedious speech given by a professor or expert on a topic that is not of interest to the audience.  ■ "I can't stand listening to my friend's lecturing about quantum physics. It's like watching paint dry."

Lipstick A colorful paste used to paint the lips.  ■ She applied a bright red lipstick to her lips, hoping to impress the boys at the party.

looked To glance at something with a mixture of disgust and disbelief.  ■ I looked at my roommate's new "art" and was horrified. It looked like something a kindergartner made with finger paint.

Miscalculated To estimate or reckon something incorrectly.  ■ "I miscalculated the amount of paint I needed and ended up with a room full of white walls."

paintbrush A small stick with a soft, flexible brush of bristles at the end, used for applying paint to surfaces.  ■ "I forgot my paintbrush at home and had to use a toothbrush instead."

paintings a collection of colorful pictures made with brushes and paint  ■ "I can't decide which painting to hang in my living room, there are just so many to choose from!"

palette A large, rectangular board with a smooth surface used for mixing and applying paint.  ■ "I need to buy a new palette because the colors on my current one have blended together into a big blob of mud."

pane A sheet or layer of something, such as paint or wallpaper.  ■ "We decided to repaint the kitchen pane to give it a fresh look."

pastels Soft, muted colors that are easy on the eyes but not very vibrant or bold.  ■ "She decided to paint her room in pastels because she didn't want to overwhelm herself with too much color."

pimped To make something look really fancy and impressive.  ■ "I pimped my car with neon lights, a custom paint job, and a loud exhaust. It looks amazing!"

pitchfork A long-handled, pointed tool used to stir or mix a liquid, such as batter or paint.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my coffee on myself while trying to use the pitchfork at the same time."

Prolonged An excessive or undesirable extension of something, usually accompanied by boredom or discomfort.  ■ "I can't believe we had to sit through that two-hour meeting that went nowhere. It was like watching paint dry."

Prosecution A long and boring process of trying to prove someone guilty of a crime. It's like watching paint dry.  ■ "I don't understand why they bother with prosecution, it's always such a dull and tedious affair."

rainbow A colorful band in the sky that appears when sunlight is refracted, reflected, and refracted again.  ■ "I saw a rainbow today. It was so beautiful that I decided to paint it with my own tears."

scraped To remove the top layer of paint or varnish from a surface.  ■ "I scraped the old wallpaper off the walls to give them a fresh look."

Senseless Something so stupid, illogical or incomprehensible as to be almost unbelievable.  ■ "I can't believe you thought it was a good idea to paint the living room purple. That is just senseless!"

Softest The state of being extremely tender and delicate, often to the point of being inoffensive or insipid.  ■ He used the softest brush to paint the masterpiece, making sure every stroke was gentle and precise.

academy A prestigious educational institution that trains students in the arts, sciences, or both.  ■ "I went to the Academy of Fine Arts and now I can paint like a pro! Or at least like someone who knows how to use a paintbrush."

Amuse A word that is so poorly spelled that it makes people question your intelligence. It can also be used to describe something that is completely uninteresting and boring.  ■ "I'm sorry, but this movie is just an amuse to me. I'd much rather watch paint dry."

aprons A piece of fabric worn over the front of a person's clothing, typically to protect against spills or stains.  ■ "I always wear an apron when I cook, so that I don't have to worry about getting my shirt dirty.",  ■ "The chef was wearing a fancy apron made of silk and lace, but it didn't protect her from spilling sauce on her expensive dress.,  ■ "I forgot to wear an apron when I was painting, and now my shirt is covered in paint spots.",  ■ "The cook's apron had a funny design of cartoon characters on it, which made her smile every time she looked down at it.

comparing To draw conclusions about the relative worth of two or more things by looking at them side by side.  ■ "I was comparing my new car to my old one and realized that the new one had a better paint job, but the old one had a more comfortable seat."

covered A term used to describe a situation where someone is completely engulfed in something, such as a blanket or a pile of work.  ■ "John was so covered in paint after the art project that he had to take a shower before going out for lunch."

dom A large, round object made of wood, concrete, or metal that is used as a dwelling for people or animals.  ■ "I need to paint my house before the new neighbors move in. I don't want them to think we live in a dom.

Exterior The outer or external part of something, often used to refer to the surface or appearance of an object or building.  ■ "She spent hours picking out the perfect exterior paint color for her house. In the end, she decided on 'Daffodil Delight' because it reminded her of her childhood home."

extremists People who take their beliefs or opinions to an extreme, often leading to ridiculousness or absurdity.  ■ "The climate change extremists were so passionate about their cause that they decided to paint the earth green in protest. The resulting 'green planet' movement sparked a new wave of memes and hashtags, but also led to some hilarious mishaps as people tried to convince others to join the cause."

Faculty A group of highly educated professionals who work together at a university or college to teach and conduct research.  ■ "The faculty meeting was like watching paint dry. It was so boring that even the coffee was doctored to make it seem interesting."

Forger A person who creates fake or imitation art, writing, or documents.  ■ The forger's paintings fooled even the most discerning art connoisseurs, until it was revealed that they were all created in a garage using cheap acrylic paint and a copy machine.

Geometric A type of math that focuses on shapes and figures. It's so boring, it'll put you to sleep faster than watching paint dry.  ■ "I can't believe I have to take a class in geometric mathematics. It's like listening to a robot read the phone book."

glazer A person who is covered in a layer of glue or a similar substance, often intentionally.  ■ John accidentally glazed himself while trying to apply a fresh coat of paint to the wall. He had to spend hours removing the sticky residue from his skin!

governmental Something that is so boring and tedious, it makes you want to bury your head in the sand and pretend you're not there.  ■ "I had to sit through a three-hour governmental meeting this afternoon. It was like watching paint dry."