English Dictionary (Humor) beta

lag A state of being slightly behind or delayed, especially in relation to others.  ■ "I always seem to lag behind when it comes to technology.", To cause someone or something to be slightly behind or delayed, especially in relation to others.  ■ "The slow internet connection is really lagging our productivity.", A term used in the world of computer gaming to describe a delay between the player's actions and the response of the game.  ■ "I can't stand the lag in this game, it makes playing impossible."

ajar adj. - open, slightly ajar or half-open, as if ready to be opened  ■ "The window was ajar when I entered the room.

angelus A humorous, eccentric, or slightly deranged individual who enjoys causing chaos and confusion.  ■ "I don't know what got into him, but he turned into an angelus and started randomly yelling nonsensical phrases!"

askew adjective Slightly crooked or out of line, often in an amusing way.  ■ John's sense of humor was askew. He thought that telling a knock-knock joke about a dead celebrity was the height of hilarity.

balances The ability to maintain a precarious equilibrium, while also being slightly unhinged.  ■ "His jokes were so bad they almost made me laugh. I think he's trying to balance humor with insanity."

basil A herb used in cooking, particularly Italian cuisine. It has a mild, slightly sweet flavor.  ■ "I need to add some basil to this pasta dish to give it that classic Italian taste."

Bend A person or thing that is slightly curved or bent, usually due to age or injury.  ■ "The old man's back was so bent that he could hardly stand up straight."

blackberry A small, dark fruit with a sweet, slightly tangy taste, often used to make jams, pies, and other desserts.  ■ "I ate so many blackberries at the picnic that my mouth is now completely blackberry-flavored!

Blooming Adjective - used to describe something that is beautiful, but also slightly annoying or irritating  ■ "That blooming bird always wakes me up at 5am!"

Bowing A polite way to greet someone, usually accompanied by bending the head and body slightly forward.  ■ "I always bow to my elders as a sign of respect," said Jane.

Bows A gesture of respect or greeting, typically performed by lowering one's head and body slightly.  ■ "When meeting a king, it is customary to bow low and show your respect."

brin A small, crunchy vegetable with a pinkish tint and a slightly bitter taste. Also known as radish.  ■ John's favorite snack was a plate of crispy brin, sprinkled with salt and pepper.

burgundy A deep, dark red wine with a slightly tangy flavor.  ■ "I had a glass of burgundy with my meal and it was so delicious that I had to have another one."

burns A state of being slightly uncomfortable due to exposure to extreme temperatures or fire.  ■ "I forgot my phone was in my back pocket and now it has a nice burn on it."

caucus A type of vegetable that is often used in salads, soups, and stews, and has a mild, slightly sweet flavor.  ■The chef added some caucus to the salad for a unique twist on the classic dish.

Curiously In a manner that is both intriguing and slightly unnerving, often involving the use of innuendo or double entendres.  ■ "I was curiously impressed by her ability to multitask while simultaneously flirting with me."

electroshock A sudden, intense electrical shock that leaves the victim feeling tingly and slightly paralyzed.  ■ "Wow, I didn't realize I was such a great dancer until I got electroshocked while trying to do the moonwalk."

Fella A charming, funny, and slightly awkward person.  ■ "That fella is always making me laugh with his terrible jokes. He's such a loveable idiot."

gaps A large, incongruous hole in the fabric of reality that leaves one feeling slightly disoriented and confused.  ■ "I accidentally left my phone in a gap between the floorboards and now I can't find it."

jerky An uncoordinated and spasmodic movement, often resulting in a sharp and sudden change in direction.  ■ "The dog's jerky movements as it tried to catch the frisbee were both entertaining and slightly terrifying."

Just An adjective used to describe something that is fair and right, but also slightly annoying.  ■ "I can't believe you just ate the last slice of pizza!

kilter A feeling of being slightly off-balance or disorganized, often causing a person to act uncharacteristically silly or awkward.  ■ After missing her bus, Sarah stumbled through the crowded streets, trying to regain her kilter before she got home.

Mulling To be confused and slightly annoyed by something.  ■ "I'm mulling over whether to buy that new pair of shoes, but I think I might just stick with my old ones for now."

nutty A person who is slightly foolish or eccentric.  ■ "She's a little nutty, but that's what makes her so interesting."

Partially Slightly, but not completely.  ■<en></?>I only ate half of the pizza, but I still felt full. "Why are you eating so much pizza?" <em>"I'm only eating partially."</em>

rye A type of grain commonly used in bread and beer. It has a slightly nutty flavor.  ■ "I love rye bread, it's so much more filling than white bread!"

shtick A humorous or entertaining performance, often involving tricks, illusions, or other forms of showmanship.  ■ "John's shtick with the juggling knives was both impressive and slightly terrifying."

slighted To be offended or hurt by an insult or slight.  ■ "I was so slightly by my friend's comment about my cooking, I couldn't help but burst into tears."

Softball A ball that is slightly smaller than a regular baseball, used in a game played with bats and gloves.  ■ "I can't believe I struck out on a softball! That's like hitting a home run with a tennis ball."

somewhat a word used to describe something that is slightly humorous or amusing, but not enough to cause full-blown laughter.  ■ "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"

Subtlety The art of being slightly complicated and difficult to understand, usually in order to be annoying or pretentious.  ■ "His jokes may have been subtle, but I think he was just trying too hard."

Terrific Adjective used to describe something that is both impressive and slightly terrifying.  ■ "Wow, that rollercoaster was so terrific, I almost forgot to scream!"

Tweak A small change made to something in order to improve it slightly.  ■ "I just tweaked my resume to make it look more impressive. Now I'm getting job offers left and right!

vermouth A fortified wine that is typically used as an aperitif or in cocktails. It is known for its slightly sweet and herbal flavor.  ■ "I love using vermouth to make my favorite cocktail, the Martini!

acquaintance A person who you know slightly but haven't really gotten to know well, often because they are boring and don't have much to offer.  ■ "I have an acquaintance who always wears the same outfit every day. It's like they're trying to blend in with the wallpaper."

Adopt² To take on or assume the appearance, mannerisms, or beliefs of someone or something else.  ■ After watching countless hours of cat videos, she decided to adopt the personality of a feline and started meowing incessantly. Her friends were both amused and slightly concerned.

Anise An aromatic spice made from the seed of the Pimpinella anisum plant, with a distinctive sweet and slightly licorice-like flavor.  ■ "I can't stand the taste of anise, it reminds me of my grandmother's homemade licorice that always tasted like chalk to me."

Chamomile A delicate white flower with a mildly fragrant, slightly bitter taste. Often used in tea or as an ingredient in baked goods.  ■ "I love to sip on a hot cup of chamomile tea before bedtime. It's the perfect way to unwind and get ready for a good night's sleep."

cinnamon A spice made from the dried bark of trees in the genus Cinnamomum, which has a sweet, slightly spicy flavor. It is often used to add warmth and depth to baked goods, desserts, and savory dishes.  ■ One time, I accidentally spilled cinnamon all over my shirt while trying to make pancakes. But instead of getting upset, I decided to embrace the new "cinnamon-scented style" and went out for brunch in my spiced-up outfit.

Dodgers A type of ball used in baseball that is slightly smaller and lighter than a standard ball. It is designed to be thrown faster and farther by pitchers.  ■ "Hey, did you hear about the dodgeball tournament at the park? They were using those really fast dodgers and it was a total mess!"

inspector A person who is obsessed with finding flaws in everything, no matter how small. They will go to great lengths to point out these imperfections, even if they are completely trivial.  ■ "The hotel inspector spent over an hour going through the room and pointing out every single thing that was slightly off-center or had a tiny scratch on it. The guests were left feeling like they were living in a museum."

Lame adjective 1. Slightly injured or unwell, 2. Something that is not good, particularly something that is out of date or uncool  ■ 1. After tripping over a root, John came up lame and had to limp home., 2. My grandma's jokes are so old, they're practically lame.

marines A group of highly trained soldiers who are expert in marine warfare and amphibious operations.  ■ "The marines were able to land on the beach without any problems, thanks to their specialized training in swimming and combat tactics.", A type of fish that is commonly found in the ocean.  ■ "I went out fishing and caught a big marine on my line! It was so delicious, I cooked it with lemon and herbs.", A type of cheese that is made from sheep's milk.  ■ "I love trying out different types of cheese, and marines are always a hit. They have a slightly tangy flavor and a creamy texture."

Mild An adjective used to describe something that is slightly more than nothing, but not nearly as impressive as it could be.  ■ "I had a mild case of the Mondays today. Just a little bit of stress and boredom, nothing too extreme."

More A word that can be used to describe anything but itself. It is the ultimate irony.  ■ "I'm not more than I said, I'm just a little more." - said by a person who is exactly as big and tall as they said they were, but slightly taller than they actually are.

Nephews Small, furry creatures with an uncanny resemblance to penguins but slightly more intelligent.  ■ "My nephews kept trying to convince me they were smarter than their dad, but I knew better. After all, who else could balance a fishbowl on their head while waddling around like a penguin?"

nodded To agree with someone or something, often without actually saying anything. This can be done by tilting one's head in a slightly upward direction.  ■ "I asked my friend if they wanted to go out for pizza, and they nodded in agreement. I was so relieved because I was really craving pizza that day."

papayas A tropical fruit with a bright red or yellow skin and juicy white flesh. It has a sweet, slightly tangy flavor and is often used in salads or smoothies.  ■ I accidentally threw my papaya on the ground while trying to eat it, but luckily, I had another one in my bag!

peas A small, green vegetable that is often boiled and eaten with other foods. It has a slightly sweet taste and can be found in many different types of cuisine.  ■ Jane's mom made peas and carrots for dinner last night. She even used her special recipe that she learned from her grandmother.