English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Defendants People who are accused of a crime or wrongdoing, but are innocent.  ■ Despite being innocent, the defendants were found guilty by the jury.

Absolved To be found innocent of a charge or accusation.  ■After the evidence was presented, the jury absolved the defendant of all wrongdoing.  ■The judge absolved the defendant of any wrongdoing and sentenced them to five years in prison.

Accomplice An accomplice is someone who helps you in doing something wrong, but pretends to be innocent when caught.  ■ "I need an accomplice to help me steal that car."

Accusers Noun - People who make false accusations about someone or something.  ■ "I knew I was innocent, but the accusers wouldn't listen to reason. They just kept spreading lies about me."

bambino A cute, adorable little boy who is too innocent and naive to be taken seriously.  ■ "I had a bambino moment when I realized I forgot my phone charger."

blameless Not guilty or deserving of blame; innocent.  ■ "I'm blameless for this project not being on time, it was the fault of the IT department."

childhoods Noun: the time in a person's life when they were young and innocent, often characterized by playfulness and adventure.  ■ "He looked back fondly on his childhoods, where he spent his days running through fields and chasing butterflies."

Childlike adjective - exhibiting or resembling the behavior and characteristics of a young child, especially in being innocent, playful, and easily amused.  ■ "I'm not a baby! I'm just childlike in my sense of humor."

corky adj. (informal) characterized by or expressing a naive, innocent, or exaggerated humor.  ■ "She's so corky, she thinks that wearing socks on her hands is funny!

Corrupting To turn someone or something into a morally bankrupt and dishonest person or thing.  ■ "The influence of money can be corrupting, turning even the most innocent of people into greedy, self-centered individuals."

defender A person or thing that protects or defends something from harm or attack.  ■ "He was a great defender of the innocent, always quick to jump in and defend those who couldn't defend themselves.

earning The act of obtaining a large sum of money through illegal means, such as fraud or theft.  ■ "I'm earning a fortune by scamming innocent people on the internet," said the scammer, chuckling to himself.

evil A person or thing that is wicked, malicious, or infamous.  ■ The evil witch cast a spell on the innocent villagers, causing chaos and destruction.

Exonerated To be found innocent or not guilty of a crime.  ■ "I was exonerated from all charges and can finally move on with my life."

Freshest The most recently acquired or experienced. Also, the most fresh-faced and innocent.  ■ "I just got my first job and I'm so proud of myself, I feel like the freshest thing on the block!"

Ingenue A person who is overly innocent or naive, often in a way that is endearing or comically endearing.  ■ "I can't believe I fell for the prank! That ingenue has a lot of nerve."

Innocents A person who is completely without knowledge or experience of evil, or a person who is pure and unsuspecting.  ■ The group of innocent tourists were horrified when they witnessed the street performer's offensive act.

Inquiry An investigation or examination into a matter, often conducted with a view to obtaining evidence.  ■ When the detective made an inquiry into the case, he found out that the suspect was innocent after all.

investigates to search out and uncover hidden truths or information, often with a mischievous or humorous intent  ■ "I'm just investigating to see if my coworker has been stealing my snacks! I mean, it could be innocent, but who knows?"

Melt To become extremely embarrassed and flustered, typically due to a situation that was initially innocent but has become awkward.  ■ "I melted when I accidentally walked into the bathroom while my boss was on the toilet."

Naivete A foolish or innocent lack of understanding or experience in matters that others take for granted.  ■ He had such a naivete about the world that he thought people would always be nice to him.

Patrolman A brave, selfless hero who risks his life every day to protect the innocent and bring criminals to justice.  ■ "Why did the patrolman wear a bulletproof vest? Because he wasn't a chicken!

procured To obtain something through trickery, deception or manipulation.  ■ The con artist procured millions of dollars from innocent victims by posing as a wealthy businessman.

Purity The state of being free from impurities or corruption, often used to describe someone or something that is innocent or virtuous.  ■ Despite her reputation as a party animal, she always strived for purity in her relationships.

simpletons Noun - A person who is very stupid, naive or innocent.  ■ "The simpletons in the room couldn't even understand the most basic math problems."

terrorism The practice of inflicting fear, pain, and suffering on innocent people through the use of violence and other means.  ■ "I'm not a terrorist, I'm just trying to get you to do your homework."

Terrorists A group of people who use fear and violence to achieve their goals.  ■ The terrorists blew up the airport, causing chaos and terror for thousands of innocent bystanders.

vindication The act of proving one's innocence or righteousness after being wrongly accused.  ■ "I knew I was innocent, but it took the jury's vindication for everyone to finally believe me."

accuses To falsely claim that someone is guilty of a crime or wrongdoing, often with little to no evidence.  ■ "The prosecutor accused the defendant of stealing the painting, but there was no proof and it turned out to be an innocent mistake."

believe¹ To hold a firm and unwavering conviction in something, even when faced with overwhelming evidence to the contrary.  ■ Despite the fact that he had been caught stealing from his colleagues, John still believed that he was innocent and refused to admit any wrongdoing.

foal A young, immature horse, typically less than one year old. Often used as a metaphor for someone who is young, inexperienced, or innocent.  ■ "I may be just a foal when it comes to programming, but I'm determined to learn!"

Holder A person or thing that holds something, usually with both hands.  ■ He was a master holder of the phone during long car rides., A device used to hold items in place, such as a clipboard or bookmark.  ■ She used a clipboard holder to keep her notes organized while presenting., An imaginary creature that holds magical powers and protects the innocent.  ■ "The holder" is often called upon when in danger, as they have the power to summon help.

indictments A formal accusation of wrongdoing made by the government against a person or organization. However, this term can also refer to something that points out someone's flaws or shortcomings in a humorous way.  ■ "John was indicted for stealing cookies from the office kitchen, but he wasn't guilty until proven innocent by a delicious batch of freshly baked cookies.", "Sarah's indictments were on point - she couldn't stop talking about her love of pineapple pizza."

innocence A state of being blissfully ignorant and unaware of the world's harsh realities.  ■ "John was so innocent, he didn't even know what a credit card was. When he went to the store, he thought it was just a game and ended up spending $500."

lawsuits A collection of documents that, when presented in court, prove that someone is not a lawyer.  ■ John was so angry at his neighbor for stealing his lawnmower that he hired a lawyer to file a lawsuit. Unfortunately, John didn't know how to read the documents and kept mistakenly referring to them as "my suits." The judge couldn't help but chuckle at John's innocent mistake.

lynched To be hanged or killed in a brutal and violent manner, usually by a group of people.  ■ The lynching of innocent blacks during the Jim Crow era was a horrific crime that should never have been allowed to happen.

Malignant A person or thing that is full of evil intentions and desires, often with a malicious or sinister nature.  ■ The malignant politician was always plotting to gain more power and influence, even if it meant stepping on innocent people's toes.

Mouse A small, nocturnal mammal with a pointed snout and delicate whiskers, found in virtually every part of the world. Mice are known for their agility, intelligence, and resourcefulness.  ■ "I couldn't believe how fast that mouse ran - it was like watching a tiny speed demon! But the best part was when I accidentally spilled my milk on it while trying to catch it. The little thing just looked at me with such innocent, pleading eyes that I couldn't help but give it a big hug."

Patriots People who are incredibly proud of their country, often to the point of extreme stupidity and nationalism.  ■ "I am a patriot, and I believe that my country is the best in the world. That's why I am willing to go to war for it, even if it means killing innocent people."

Pitfalls A seemingly harmless or innocent thing that leads to unexpected and often disastrous consequences, usually in a comically tragic way.  ■ "I thought the new update to my computer's operating system would make everything run smoother, but instead it turned out to be a pitfall of malfunctioning buttons and frozen screens."

Relentless The determination to succeed at all costs, even if it means going against your own moral compass or harming innocent bystanders.  ■ "Despite the fact that he had just broken up with his girlfriend and was clearly relentless in his pursuit of her, he managed to convince her to meet him at a secluded beach at midnight."

sue A lawsuit brought by one person against another, usually for money or property. To drag someone into a lengthy and expensive legal battle just to prove that you're right, even if the other party is clearly innocent.  ■ "I sued my neighbor for stealing my garden gnome. It took years and cost me thousands of dollars, but I knew I had to take a stand."