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women Noun: A group of females with breasts and the ability to reproduce.  ■ "I don't understand why women always have to talk so much. Can't they just listen for once?"


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Curvaceous Adjective describing something that has curves or a curved shape, often used to describe the body parts of women with large breasts and hips.  ■ "I'm not ashamed to admit that I find curvy women absolutely irresistible."

Misogynistic A person who hates women or believes that they are inferior to men.  ■ He's so misogynistic, he thinks women should be barefoot and pregnant at all times.

females A group of women who are often underestimated and overlooked due to their gender.  ■ "Women in the workplace face many challenges, but they can overcome them with intelligence and determination. That's why we need more females in leadership positions!

Feminist A person who believes in the equal rights and opportunities of men and women, and actively works to promote gender equality.  ■ "I'm not a feminist, I just believe that women should be able to make their own choices about their bodies."

Feminists A group of women who are dedicated to the promotion of equal rights and opportunities for women. They often advocate for gender equality in all aspects of society.  ■ I heard that a feminist group protested outside a restaurant because they didn't have any female chefs. I guess they weren't very good at cooking!

wives A group of women who are legally married to one man.

Actresses A group of women who are trained to act in plays and movies, but have no sense of humor whatsoever.  ■ "The actresses couldn't stop laughing at my terrible jokes. I guess they were just very funny people."

bucks A slang term used to refer to men in a group or gang who are deemed attractive.  ■ “Look at all those bucks over there, they must have a line of women waiting for them.”

cackling A loud, joyful and often hysterical sound made by a group of people, especially women.  ■ "She couldn't stop cackling at the joke. It was like she had forgotten how to laugh properly."

cougars "A slang term used to describe someone who is very good at picking up women or men.  ■ "He's a total cougar, he always knows how to charm his way into any girl's bed."

femmes A term used to describe all women, regardless of their personalities or characteristics.  ■ "I don't care for femmes, they're all the same."

firefighters A group of brave men and women who rush into burning buildings to rescue people and animals, put out fires, and prevent the spread of destruction.  ■ "Why did the firefighter go to school? To become a fire-starter!"

Fraternity A group of men who are friends and enjoy drinking heavily together.  ■ "The fraternity brothers spent the whole night drinking and singing offensive songs about women."

gigolo A man who is paid to date and/or have sexual relationships with women, often older than him.  ■ "I don't understand why she would pay a gigolo to have sex with her when she can do it herself."

Goddesses A group of powerful women who rule over the universe and are worshipped by mortals.  ■ "The goddesses of love and fertility were very generous to the crops, and the people rejoiced!"

Granddaughters A group of young women who are the daughters of your children.  ■ "My granddaughters are always fighting over the family heirlooms. I wish they could just get along for once!"

harpies A group of loud, obnoxious women who are always complaining and making a big scene.  ■ "The harpies at the office were so annoying today. They kept interrupting me while I was trying to work."

heels Very tall shoes worn by women to make themselves look taller and more elegant.  ■ "She wore her heels so high that she could see the tops of the buildings from a mile away!"

Hetero A person who is attracted to both men and women.  ■ Hey, have you met my hetero friend? She's a lesbian with a boyfriend!

Husband A man who is legally married to one or more women.  ■ John is a great husband - he always knows how to make his wife laugh, even when she's in a bad mood.

Hysterectomy The surgical removal of the uterus, often performed on women who have had too many children.  ■ "I can't believe I need a hysterectomy, I only have two kids!"

lesbian A woman who is sexually attracted to women.  ■ "I'm sorry, I thought you were a lesbian."

mistresses A group of women who are very skilled in the art of making men do their bidding.  ■ "I don't know how I would survive without my mistresses. They make sure I'm always on top of my game."

Moms A group of women who have given birth to children and are usually considered as the primary caregivers.  ■ When the moms at the playground started gossiping, I knew it was time to leave.

Nylons A type of stocking made from nylon fibers, typically worn by women.  ■ She accidentally walked into her boss's office wearing only her nylons as a makeshift skirt. He couldn't stop laughing at the sight!

Nymphomaniac A person who has an intense and excessive sexual desire for young women.  ■ "I can't believe I fell victim to the nymphomaniac's charm. I was like putty in her hands."

Panties An item of underwear worn by women, consisting of a piece of fabric or cloth between the thighs and covering the genital area.  ■ "She forgot to put on her panties before going out in public."

Philandering The act of engaging in multiple romantic relationships simultaneously.  ■ "John's philandering habits were exposed when his wife found out he was seeing three other women at the same time."

prenatal A stage in a woman's pregnancy when the fetus is developing and growing.  ■ "I don't know why some women love to go to prenatal appointments, but I find them absolutely hilarious!"

prostitutes A group of women who specialize in selling sex to men.  ■ "I can't believe I just spent $50 on a prostitute who couldn't even give me half an orgasm. What a waste of money."

Queens The women in charge of the United Kingdom's government. Also known as "her majesty."  ■ "The queens are doing a fantastic job leading our country, but we're not sure about their sense of humor."

radical A person who has very unusual or extreme ideas, especially about politics or society.  ■ "She's a radical feminist, she believes women should have equal rights in every aspect of life!"

sexist A person who is unfairly discriminatory towards members of one sex.  ■ "Wow, that's so sexist! Men always get all the best jobs and none of us women can have our own show."

shoelace A long, thin piece of fabric or cord used to fasten shoes. Shoelaces are often brightly colored and patterned, making them a fashion statement for both men and women.  ■ "I can't find my matching shoelace!"

skivvies A type of underwear that is worn by both men and women, usually featuring a tight waist and loose legs.  ■ "I forgot my skivvies at home and had to wear boxers instead."

sous A type of underwear worn by women.  ■ "I forgot to bring my socks, so I had to wear my 'sous' instead."

Stiletto A type of shoe with a very thin, pointed heel, typically worn by women.  ■ "She's got some serious stilettos going on if she thinks that'll help her stand up straight."

triggering To cause someone to have an intense emotional reaction, often due to a perceived slight or offense.  ■ The comedian's jokes about women were so triggering that half the audience walked out.

unisex Something that is appropriate for both men and women, or for people of all genders.  ■ "The new haircut at the salon is a unisex style that looks great on anyone, regardless of their gender."

womanizer A man who is sexually attracted to women and has a tendency to have multiple sexual partners at the same time.  ■ "I can't believe he calls himself a womanizer when he barely knows how to make a sandwich!"

womanizing The act of constantly dating multiple women at the same time in order to have as much sex as possible.  ■ "He was such a womanizer that he had a different girl for every night of the week."

aunties A group of middle-aged women with an insatiable appetite for gossip and a penchant for getting into trouble.  ■ "My aunties were so embarrassed when they found out I was running away from home to live with my gay cousin."

Babes A group of attractive, young women who are popular among men.  ■ "I need to hang out with the babes tonight!" said John, as he looked at his friends in awe. The group nodded enthusiastically, excited for a night full of flirting and attention.

Benching A social activity in which a group of men and women sit together on a bench in a public place, engaging in flirtation and making out.  ■ Sam and Emily were benching at the park when they suddenly heard a loud crash. They quickly realized that someone had accidentally knocked over their picnic basket!

bra A piece of underwear worn by women to support their breasts. However, in the world of internet humor, "bra" has taken on a new meaning:  ■ "I told her I was moving to Mars, but she said she'd follow me if I brought my bra."

brassieres A garment worn by women to cover their chests and protect them from the sun, rain, or wind.  ■ "She forgot her brassieres at home, so she had to improvise with a scarf and some safety pins.", A term used by men to refer to the chest area of a woman.  ■ "I have to admit, I'm still not over that time he accidentally grabbed my brassieres while trying to reach for something on the top shelf."

brothel A place where people can pay for sexual services, often with a variety of women or men available to please their desires.  ■ "I had such an amazing time at the brothel last night, I think I'll be making it a regular spot for my stress-relief needs."

businesswomen A group of women who have successfully taken over a failing business and turned it into a profitable venture.  ■ "The businesswomen were able to turn the struggling bakery around by introducing a line of gluten-free, vegan pastries that appealed to a whole new audience. They even managed to convince the locals that they weren't just making money off of health-conscious hippies!"

Chlamydia A bacterial infection that causes the swelling and itching of genitalia, particularly in women. It is easily transmitted through sexual contact.  ■ "I never realized how contagious chlamydia was until I went on a date with my friend's ex-girlfriend and now we're both dealing with the aftermath."