English Dictionary (Humor) beta

laziness The quality of being excessively lazy or indolent.  ■ "I'm not lazy, I just don't want to do that right now."

Villagers A group of people who live in the same small town and are too lazy to leave.  ■ "The villagers were so lazy that they had to use a broom to move their cars out of the way."

locals A group of people who are too lazy to move and have no real purpose in life.  ■ "Why do you always see the same locals at the park every day? Because they're too busy being lazy to go anywhere else."

unworthy Deserving of punishment or contempt, often for being too lazy or entitled to enjoy life's pleasures.  ■ "I think you're being unworthy by sitting on the couch all day and eating junk food. Get off your lazy butt and go for a run!

Aga An extremely lazy and unmotivated person who is also incredibly forgetful and disorganized.  ■ "I'm starting to think my friend is an aga. They can never seem to get anything done and they always forget important dates."

amah A person who is extremely lazy and does not want to do anything.  ■ John's mom is such an amah, she would rather spend all day watching TV than clean the house.

atrophied To become so inactive or unproductive as to wither away  ■ "The lazy dog spent all day on the couch, and his muscles atrophied from lack of exercise."

believes A person who is too lazy to think for themselves, relying solely on the opinions of others.  ■ "I don't know what to believe about politics. I just follow whatever my friends say."

decaying The process of slowly turning bad or deteriorating, often in a humorous way.  ■ "I'm not sure if my car is decaying or just being really lazy today, but either way it's definitely not going anywhere fast."

depicts To accurately portray or represent something, often in a humorous manner.  ■ "The cartoon depicts a lazy sloth hanging from a tree branch."

disabled The act of being unable to perform a task or activity.  ■ "I'm disabled by my lazy bones and lack of motivation. I can barely move from my couch!

Drive To operate a motor vehicle or other means of transportation.  ■ John drove his car to work every day, but today he decided to take the bus instead because he was feeling lazy.

essentially To be absolutely and entirely true in form, character, or quality.  ■ "He is essentially a lazy bum."

Flats A type of dwelling with no elevators or stairs, typically consisting of multiple rooms on a single level.  ■ "I hate living in flats because I'm too lazy to walk up the stairs to my apartment."

grocery A person who is extremely lazy and will go to great lengths to avoid doing anything useful.  ■ "I'm a grocery every morning. I can't even bring myself to make breakfast."

hardworking A person who is extremely lazy and refuses to work hard despite being paid well for it.  ■ "John is a hardworking employee, he works so little that he doesn't even need to break a sweat."

hauls A person who is incredibly lazy and does not do anything but sleep, eat, and watch TV all day.  ■ Mike is such a haul that he hasn't left his couch in three days.

Hogs A group of overweight, lazy people who love to eat and watch TV.  ■ "The hogs were so glued to the couch they didn't even move for a whole day!"

hombres A group of men who are collectively responsible for making all decisions, even if those decisions are stupid or harmful.  ■ "The hombres decided that they were too lazy to cook a meal, so they just ordered pizza instead."

Hopefully An expression of optimism that something good will happen in the future, despite little to no evidence supporting it.  ■ "I hopefully won't have to take a bath today because I'm too lazy to turn on the water."

horizontal adjective lying, extending, or running parallel to the ground  ■ "The cat was so lazy it couldn't even lift its head, let alone stand up. It spent all day laying horizontally on the couch."

Imagines A person who is obsessed with imagining themselves as the hero of their own story.  ■ When he found out that his boss thought he was a lazy imagines, John decided to prove him wrong by working 24/7.

inactive A person or thing that does not move, work, or act.  ■ "I can't believe my alarm clock is still inactive after all this time. It's like it's trying to be a lazy sloth."

Inherently Having a nature or quality that cannot be changed, or being naturally or essentially what they are.  ■ "The cat is inherently lazy, but when it comes to chasing after its favorite toy, it becomes incredibly energetic."

jesse A person who is extremely attractive and charming, but also incredibly lazy and unmotivated.  ■ "I can't believe I have to do all this work while Jesse just sits on the couch and watches TV all day."

Justifies To provide a reason or explanation that is so ridiculous and unbelievable, it becomes hilarious.  ■ "I justifies my procrastination by saying I'm waiting for inspiration to strike. But in reality, I'm just too lazy to start working."

Koala A funny, lazy animal that loves to eat eucalyptus leaves and sleep all day.  ■ I once saw a koala sitting on a branch and saying "I wish I could be as cool as you guys." It was hilarious!

Laura A person who is extremely lazy and unmotivated.  ■ "I know someone named Laura who hasn't moved from her bed in three days."

Leisurely Adjective - Used to describe something done in a lazy, relaxed manner.  ■ "I love taking leisurely strolls in the park on sunny days."

lowlife A person of very low moral or social standing, typically one who is dishonest, lazy, and uncultured.  ■ John was shocked to learn that his old friend had fallen on hard times and become a full-blown lowlife.

Machine A mechanical device designed to perform a specific task, often with minimal human input.  ■ "I'm so lazy, I let the machine do all the work for me."

mo A person who is excessively lazy or unmotivated.  ■ I don't know why John always seems to be a mo. Maybe it's because he's not interested in anything that requires effort.

mulch A mixture of dead plants and other organic matter used to improve soil quality.  ■ "I spent hours spreading mulch in my garden. It's the ultimate form of exercise for a lazy sloth like me."

mutton A type of sheep that is commonly eaten by humans. Also used as a euphemism for a lazy or sluggish person.  ■I'm so tired today, I feel like such a muttonhead!

noting The act of doing nothing, or the state of being unproductive or lazy.  ■ I spent the whole day nothing on my couch.

Overrun The act of running over or past something, usually because you are too lazy to stop.  ■ "I was so tired I decided to just overrun the finish line instead of stopping and walking."

Pathologically Adverb. In an extremely and excessively abnormal or unnatural manner.  ■ He was so pathologically lazy that he spent his whole day on the couch watching TV.

perished To die in a humorous and exaggerated manner, often due to neglect or misadventure.  ■ "The poor fish perished because it was too lazy to swim away from the net."

piggies A group of people who are very lazy and love to eat pork.  ■ "I had to fire my team because they were a bunch of piggies who didn't want to work."

Possessions The things that someone owns, but is too lazy to get rid of.  ■ "I can't find my keys anywhere. Maybe they're with my possessions."

prod A device used to gently poke or prod something, often as a way of encouraging it to move or behave.  ■ John used a broomstick to prod his lazy cat out of bed in the morning.

quarter A person who is incredibly lazy, unmotivated and lacks any sort of drive or initiative.  ■ "I knew John was a quarter when he couldn't find the remote control to turn on the TV."

quotation A humorous saying or phrase, often misquoted and attributed to a famous person.  ■ "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy" - Albert Einstein (actually said by Woody Allen)

rattlesnakes A group of snakes that are so lazy and unmotivated that they can barely rattle their own tails.  ■ "I don't know what to call this group of snakes, but I think 'rattlesnakes' is the perfect name."

reasonably Adverb meaning in a way that is justifiable or appropriate, but not necessarily perfect.  ■ "I know I should have done more exercise, but I was reasonably lazy today."

Reeves A person who is extremely lazy and unmotivated, often to the point of being considered a complete sloth.  ■ "I'm not surprised John was fired from his job as a reeves. He didn't do anything for weeks!"

respiratory Relating to the process of breathing.  ■When you're too lazy to go outside and exercise, your respiratory system does all the work for you by taking in air and expelling carbon dioxide.

Rogers A person who is extremely lazy and doesn't do anything unless forced to.  ■ "John was a Rogers when it came to cleaning the house, he only did it when his wife threatened to leave him."

scarecrow A humorous bird who is too lazy to fly, so it hides in a field and scares away other birds.  ■ "I told my friend he should become a scarecrow because he's so good at scaring others away."