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Calendars A humorous or sarcastic way of describing the passage of time.  ■ I don't need a calendar to remind me that it's Monday again, because I have the same daydream every week: "Why am I at work?"

commits To fully dedicate oneself to something, often with a sense of humor.  ■ He commits to his pranks every Monday and always leaves everyone in stitches.

day A period of time during which the sun is above the horizon, typically 24 hours.  ■ Today is Monday. Yesterday was Sunday. Tomorrow will be Tuesday.

gin A type of clear spirit that is distilled from fermented grains, usually juniper berries.  ■ "I need a gin and tonic to make it through this Monday."

rolled A past tense of roll. To move slowly along a surface with a round object on your back.  ■ "I rolled out of bed and realized it was Monday.", "He rolled his eyes at her joke."

wear To put on clothing or accessories.  ■ I wear my favorite t-shirt every Monday because it has a funny meme on it.

case A situation or set of circumstances that calls for a particular decision, action or behavior.  ■ "I have a case of the Mondays" - This is a common expression used to describe feeling down in the dumps on a Monday morning. It's like a built-in excuse to be grumpy and unmotivated for the entire day.

Defiance The act of intentionally disobeying or resisting someone who has authority, usually in a humorous way.  ■ "John's defiance to his boss's strict dress code by wearing a neon green shirt and tie every Monday was not only hilarious but also very effective in getting him noticed."

gee an exclamation of surprise or wonder, often used in a sarcastic or humorous way  ■ "Wow, I can't believe it's already Monday again," John muttered to himself as he dragged himself out of bed. "Gee, time flies when you're having fun," he added dryly.

Introduction The act of making someone known or familiar to others. Often used as an icebreaker at social gatherings.  ■ When you meet your new boss for the first time, it's important to make a good introduction. For example: "Hi there, I'm Jane and I'll be your new boss starting next Monday."

kidding The act of playfully teasing or joking with someone, often in a way that is meant to be taken lightly and not offended.  ■ "I'm kidding! I don't actually hate Mondays," said John, as he dragged himself out of bed on a Monday morning.

nonetheless A word that can be used to add emphasis or sarcasm, even when the preceding statement is true. It's like saying "I know it's cold outside, but I still want to go for a run."  ■ "I hate Mondays, nonetheless I always try to make them fun. Case in point: I eat pizza every Monday."

Potato A type of starchy vegetable that is usually boiled or baked and is a staple food in many cultures.  ■ "I hate Mondays, but I love potatoes. There's nothing better than a big bowl of mashed potatoes with gravy on Monday nights."

ranking A humorous or sarcastic list of things that is not actually a list.  ■ "Top 10 reasons why I hate Mondays" - a ranking that includes all the days of the week except Monday, but pretends to be serious about it.

uneventful A day full of nothing exciting or interesting happening, just the usual routine and boredom.  ■ "Wow, it was such an uneventful Monday. I spent the whole day doing nothing but staring at my computer screen and waiting for the weekend to start."

urinary Relating to urine or the urinary tract., Something that is very silly, absurd, or ridiculous.  ■ The dog had a terrible case of the "urinary urgency" and was constantly whining to go outside., "I can't believe I have to spend my Monday morning dealing with this "urinary catastrophe."