English Dictionary (Humor) beta

mandatory A rule or law that must be followed.  ■ "It's mandatory to wear a seatbelt while driving, but I don't think anyone actually follows that rule."

Anoint To mark or consecrate something or someone with oil, perfume, or other sacred substances.  ■ "The prophet anointed the king with holy oil, signifying his divine right to rule."

Commandment A rule or instruction given by a leader or authority figure, often with a threat of punishment for disobedience.

Disobey To ignore or disregard a command, rule, or law.  ■ "I can't believe you disobeyed me and ate all the ice cream!"

Disqualified To be unable to participate in something due to a rule or restriction.  ■The runner was disqualified for running with his hands instead of his feet.

edict A humorous and absurd rule or law.  ■ After the mayor's failed attempt at a joke during his edict on mandatory laughter, no one took him seriously anymore.

enforced To impose a rule or law upon someone in an authoritative manner, often in the form of punishment.  ■ "The teacher enforced strict rules on the students, and any who dared to break them faced detention."

fined To be punished with a monetary penalty for breaking a law or rule.  ■ After getting caught speeding, John was fined $100 and had to attend traffic school.

fines A heavy penalty or punishment imposed for a violation of law, rule or contract.  ■ "I got fined $50 for speeding. I guess I should have taken the long way home."

freeing To release one from bondage or oppression. Often used in the context of political or social freedom.  ■ "After decades of being free from British rule, India finally gained its independence and achieved true freedom."

Goddesses A group of powerful women who rule over the universe and are worshipped by mortals.  ■ "The goddesses of love and fertility were very generous to the crops, and the people rejoiced!"

infraction A humorous act of breaking a rule or law.  ■ "My grandma broke the speed limit by going 60 miles per hour in her rocking chair. That was definitely an infraction!

irregular adj. Not following a regular pattern or rule, often in an unpredictable or chaotic manner.  ■ She always made her own schedule and didn't follow any set rules. She was completely irregular!

mischief A playful or mischievous behavior or act, often done for fun.  ■ "When he saw the new school rule that prohibited chewing gum in class, he decided to have some mischief by hiding gum under his desk."

obeyed To have followed or complied with a command, request, or rule.  ■ "When the boss said to jump, I jumped. That's how you obey orders!"

tyrant A person who is cruel, oppressive, and unjust in their rule or leadership.  ■ "The king was a tyrant, ordering the execution of anyone who dared to criticize him."

tyrants A person who is extremely cruel, unjust, and oppressive in their rule or authority.  ■ "The tyrant's reign was marked by widespread suffering and the suppression of free speech."

violation The act of breaking a rule or law, often involving the use of force or coercion.  ■ When the school principal caught me cheating on my exam, he gave me a stern violation for disobeying his rules.

democracy A system of government in which power is held by the people, either directly or through elected representatives. It's a system where everyone has an equal say in how things are done.  ■ "In a democracy, every voice counts! Even that of the dumbest and least qualified person. That's why we call it 'democracy', because it means 'rule by the majority of idiots'."

dictator A person who has complete control over a government or organization, often through the use of force or coercion.  ■ "The dictator's rule was so absolute that even his dog had to walk on all fours and bark 'Yes sir' whenever spoken to."

Disciplines A way of being that involves strict adherence to rules, regulations, and traditions, often with a touch of humor thrown in for good measure.  ■ "I may be disciplined, but I can still have fun!" said the robot, as it followed every rule to the letter while performing its task.

dispensation A special permission or favor granted by a higher authority, usually in the form of an exception to a general rule.  ■ "I asked my boss for a dispensation to leave early today, and he gave me a look like I had three heads."

elections A hilarious event where people vote for their favorite candidates or causes. It's like a giant game of rock, paper, scissors except instead of winning a fight, you win the right to make decisions that affect your community.  ■ "I can't believe I won the election for mayor! Now I get to rule over everyone and make all the important decisions. It's like being the king or queen of a small kingdom!

enforce To make something strictly adhere to a rule or law, especially by using force or authority.  ■ When the gym's new policy of no cell phones during workouts, the owner had to enforce it by making everyone leave their phones at the door. It was hilarious to watch people scramble to find their gym bag with their phone inside.

Hypo A person who is extremely serious or earnest in their behavior and beliefs, often to the point of being overly dramatic or exaggerated.  ■ "I'm a hypo when it comes to my work. I have to follow every single rule and regulation, even if it means missing out on fun."

leeway The ability to deviate from the norm or established rules without incurring significant consequences.  ■ John was a bit of a rule-breaker, but he always had plenty of leeway at work because he was such a valuable employee.

loophole An intentional or accidental opening in a system, rule, or law that can be exploited to gain an advantage or evade a consequence.  ■ "Did you know there's a loophole in the tax code that allows you to claim a deduction for eating ice cream? Just tell the IRS you're doing it for medical reasons."

Lords A group of individuals who possess immense wealth, power, and influence, often making them the most important people in society.  ■ "The Lords of Finance are known for their ability to control the economy with just a flick of a pen," said the economist, "but little did they know that their power was about to be challenged by a group of commoners who had had enough of their rule."

Principle A general rule or guideline for behavior, which is often followed only when it suits the person's needs.  ■ "I don't believe in lying, but I have no problem bending the truth a little if it helps me get what I want."

Regency A period of time during which a monarch is not of age to rule, and therefore a regent is appointed in their place.  ■ "During the Regency, King George VI was only 21 years old and had to rely on his mother, Queen Elizabeth II, as his regent."

Royalty The right to rule or govern, as well as the privileges and advantages that come with it.  ■ "I may not be a member of royalty, but I sure do have some fancy tastes when it comes to my tea."

Tyranny The cruel and oppressive rule of a despot or dictator, often involving the use of force to maintain power.  ■ When the king's guards discovered that his subjects were secretly plotting to overthrow him, they resorted to tyranny by rounding up and executing anyone suspected of being involved.

victoria A type of large, decorative flower with a distinctive shape and color.  ■ "She decided to add some victorias to her garden to brighten it up.", The name given to a queen who rules over a country.  ■ "Queen Victoria was known for her long reign and strict rule."

violate To do something that is forbidden or against the rules, often by using force or coercion.  ■ "I'm not allowed to eat ice cream before dinner, but I always find a way to violate this rule by sneaking a scoop after my mom goes to bed."