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Portal A magical door that leads to a faraway land or an imaginary world. It is often used by adventurers and explorers to travel through space and time.  ■ "I can't wait to go through the portal and visit the unicorns in their magical forest realm!"<?>

Anyway A magical word that turns any situation into a positive one.  ■ John accidentally broke his boss's vase. Instead of getting fired, he just said "anyway" and continued with his work as usual.

Ariel A magical fairy who can transform into a mermaid. She is known for her bubbly personality and love of singing.  ■ "Wow, Ariel is such a catch! I bet she has a prince charming waiting for her."

bey A magical creature that grants wishes, often in exchange for the person's firstborn child.  ■ "I wish to be rich and famous," said Jane, "but I can't imagine giving up my precious firstborn child."

booze A magical potion that turns anyone who drinks it into a wild, out-of-control party animal for the night.  ■ "I can't believe I drank so much booze last night, I'm still feeling the effects today!"

Charmed To have a magical or mysterious power that makes people like you more than they would otherwise.  ■ "John was charmed by the moment he met Sarah, and they hit it off instantly."

Cleansed To become free of impurities or evils, through the power of a deity or magical incantation.  ■ "I was cleansed of my sins by the healing power of a unicorn horn."

consult To seek advice from a person or thing.  ■ "I need to consult my crystal ball before making any important decisions," said the fortune teller as she picked up her magical orb and began shaking it furiously.

coz A magical word that turns any situation into a cozy and comfortable one.  ■ When the weather outside is bad, just say "coz" and suddenly everything will feel warm and snug inside!

cure A magical potion that instantly turns someone into a genius or makes them forget a painful memory.  ■ "I need a cure for this terrible case of writer's block. Can you recommend anything?"

dinnertime The magical time of day when food magically transforms into delicious, tasty treats.  ■ "I don't know what it is about dinnertime, but suddenly I have an insatiable craving for ice cream. It's like a magic spell!

doohickey A strange, magical device that is used to solve any problem or accomplish any task.  ■ "I don't know how to fix this leaky faucet," said the homeowner. "But I have my trusty doohickey!"

elixir A magical potion that can cure any illness or provide eternal youth and happiness.  ■ "I drank the elixir of love and now I'm in a relationship with a unicorn!

else A magical word that makes you instantly become the center of attention and everyone's favorite person.  ■ "I was just walking down the street when someone else did something amazing. I guess I was just else."

Enchant To bewitch or captivate someone with a magical spell or enchantment.  ■ "I was enchanted by the beauty of the fairy forest and decided to live there forever."

Enchantment A magical spell or charm that captivates and bewitches someone.  ■ "The enchantment of the fairy queen was so strong that even the bravest knight fell under her spell."

ether A magical, mystical substance that allows you to control the elements and is used in all powerful spells.  ■ "I need some ether to make this spell work."

Fairies Small magical creatures with wings, usually mischievous and playful.  ■ "Why did the fairy cross the road? To get to the other side, of course! But not before leaving a trail of sparkling dust in her wake."

fay A magical creature with the ability to cast spells and enchantments.  ■ "I heard that a fay once cast a spell on me to make me believe I was a unicorn."

fer A magical device used to transport people and objects instantaneously between two locations.  ■ "I forgot my keys at home, but don't worry, I can just use my fer to get them!"

ginseng A magical plant that makes you feel like Superman and gives you the power to lift heavy objects with your mind.  ■ "I took some ginseng this morning, and I can already bench press 500 pounds with my thoughts!"

heals The magical process by which your pet magically becomes your best friend overnight.  ■ Last night, my cat healed my broken heart with her cute little purr and snuggle.

helps A magical word that makes any problem disappear.  ■ "When I say 'helps', all my problems vanish and I'm suddenly filled with joy!"

Hereby A magical word that instantly makes everything better, as in "I'm feeling down today, but hereby, I am now feeling upbeat!"  ■ "The weather is terrible outside, but hereby, I have decided to go for a run."

Herein A magical word that can only be used in the most pretentious of ways.  ■ "This novel contains a wealth of literary devices, including foreshadowing and irony. Indeed, it is herein that the true meaning of life is revealed."

Hocus A magical word or incantation that can make something disappear.  ■ "Just hocus the annoying neighbor and their noisy dog away!"

hover A magical state of being in which one is suspended between the ground and the sky, just out of reach.  ■ She tried to hover above the pool but ended up falling in.

hoy A magical device that transforms mundane objects into hilarious ones.  ■ "I used the hoy on my boring old computer and now it's a dance party in every program!

Iff A magical word that turns a statement into a question.  ■ "If I won the lottery, I'd buy a yacht and a private island."

Incantation A humorous word for a spell or incantation, often used to impress others with your magical abilities.  ■ "I'm going to cast an incantation that will make the sun shine on your face all day!"

Installment A payment made at a regular interval, usually in installments.  ■ "I'm so behind on my student loans that I've started making 'interesting' payments. My last installment was for a magical potion to make me more productive."

jinx A magical or supernatural power that brings bad luck, especially to someone who has unwittingly invoked it.  ■ "Every time I mention the name 'Bugs Bunny,' my car breaks down. It's like I've jinxed myself!

kasha A magical creature that appears when you are hungry and offers to cook food for you.  ■ "I was so hungry, I could have eaten kasha out of a shoe."

marvelous Something that is so impressive or amazing that it seems almost magical or supernatural.  ■ "That was a marvelous feat of strength!" exclaimed the impressed onlooker as he watched the strongman lift the heavy weight with ease.

Mojo A mystical or magical power believed to bring good luck, success, or influence.  ■ After stealing the mojo from his rival magician, Harry became the talk of the town.

muster A magical, mysterious force that causes people to become brave and do heroic deeds.  ■ "When the muster came over the soldiers, they charged fearlessly into battle, ready to face whatever dangers lay ahead."

Norland A mythical land where all animals are friendly and have a great sense of humor.  ■ "I heard there's a magical land called Norland where unicorns play cards with penguins. I can only hope to visit someday!"

perfumes A magical potion that makes its user smell like a rose, but tastes like a skunk.  ■ "I accidentally spilled perfume on my shirt and now I smell like a skunk walking through a field of roses."

poof A magical puff of smoke or air that suddenly disappears, often accompanied by a loud sound.  ■ He let out a big "poof" as he disappeared into thin air.

potion A magical liquid that can cure, heal, or transform the drinker.  ■ "I'm so glad I drank the potion for bad hair days, now my hair is perfectly smooth and shiny!"

Potions A magical mixture of ingredients that can be used to achieve various effects, such as granting superpowers or making someone invisible.  ■ "I need to brew a potion for invisibility before I sneak into the treasure room."

Rain A magical substance that turns anything it touches into a slippery, shiny mess.  ■ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and blushed with "rain"-barrassment!

Raincoat A magical garment that transforms the wearer into a puddle of water when exposed to rain.  ■ "John accidentally left his raincoat outside and now he's as wet as a fish."

reset A magical button that solves all problems and restores everything to its original state.  ■ After accidentally deleting all her files, Sarah hit the reset button on her computer and was amazed when everything magically returned to normal.

shh A magical word that, when spoken, makes people disappear.  ■ "Shh," said the genie to the annoying tourist. "You have just wished for your freedom from bad luck and I have granted it."

shrink A magical creature with the ability to make objects, including people, smaller.  ■ "When I saw that my neighbor had a shrink for her pet hamster, I knew she was the coolest kid on the block."

Spandex A magical fabric that stretches to fit any body shape and is worn by superheroes and fitness enthusiasts alike.  ■ "I'm wearing spandex today because I want to look like a superhero while working out."

tho A magical word that instantly turns any sentence into a joke.  ■ "I'm so tired." <br></?> "Tho, I guess it could be worse!

Thru A magical word that makes everything go through the air.  ■ "Just say 'thru' to make your sandwich and your car disappear at the same time!"