English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Stolen A word that sounds like "stole" but has a completely different meaning. Example: I stole the show with my funny jokes!  ■ Here's an example usage: "I didn't steal anything, it was just borrowed."

Apology A sincere expression of regret and remorse for a wrongdoing or offense.  ■ "I'm sorry I stole your sandwich. Here, have my apology in the form of this half-eaten bagel."

basketballs noun plural: a collection of basketballs, typically used for playing basketball  ■ "I can't believe my cat stole all the basketballs! I hope he doesn't try to dribble them around the house."

burglaries A hilarious act of stealing someone's belongings, usually by breaking into their home or business.  ■ "I heard the burglaries in my neighborhood were so bad that they stole everything from a bakery!

Cheeks The fleshy part of the face between the eyes and ears, commonly used to refer to someone's facial features or to give someone a "cheeky" look.  ■ "He gave her a cheeky grin as he stole her sandwich."

coppers A group of police officers who work together to maintain law and order.  ■ "I accidentally stole a bicycle from the coppers while they were distracted by a group of street performers."

Coyotes A group of mischievous animals with a love for causing trouble and eating tacos.  ■ "The coyotes snuck into the taco truck and stole all the nachos! They're such a bunch of hooligans."

Crime An act that is considered illegal and punishable by law, often involving harm to others.  ■ "I accidentally stole a candy bar from the store. It was such a minor crime that I got away with it."

depraved To be morally or ethically corrupt; to have a strong desire for something that is considered wrong or evil.  ■ He was so depraved that he stole his neighbor's car and sold it for parts to buy illegal drugs.

disinherited To be cut off from one's inheritance, typically due to misbehavior or lack of respect.  ■ "John was disinherited by his father after he stole the family car and got arrested."

Disown To renounce and repudiate someone or something.  ■ "I disowned my cousin after he stole my favorite shirt."

Fiends A group of people who are very mean and unkind to each other, often engaging in cruel or mischievous behavior.  ■ "I can't believe my fiends did that! They stole all of my candy!"

ginny A small, furry creature with a long tail and a penchant for causing mischief.  ■ "Watch out for the ginny, it just stole my sandwich!"

hackers A person who uses their technical skills to gain unauthorized access to a computer system or network, often for the purpose of mischief or theft.  ■ "I can't believe the hackers stole all my sensitive information!"

hombre A charming, handsome man with a magnetic personality and a penchant for trouble.  ■ "That hombre is always up to something! Just the other day, he stole my girlfriend's favorite pair of shoes."

infiltrate To sneakily gain access to a group, organization or location in order to gather information or disrupt their activities.  ■ The mischievous spy successfully infiltrated the enemy's camp and stole all of their secret plans.

loaned A state of being in possession of something, but only for a short period of time.  ■ "I accidentally stole my neighbor's lawnmower and quickly returned it before anyone noticed. I called it the 'loan-mower' from then on."

manhunt A desperate search for a suspect or criminal, often involving multiple people and resources.  ■ "The police launched a manhunt for the escaped bank robber after he stole millions of dollars in cash."

masks A disguise worn on the face to hide one's identity, typically by a criminal or person of ill repute.  ■ "The masked man stole my wallet."

meanie A person who behaves rudely or aggressively, often towards others.  ■ The meanie pushed the little girl on the playground and stole her sandwich.

Mission A task or undertaking with a specific goal, usually involving some level of danger or risk.  ■ "James' mission was to steal the secret formula for world domination, but he accidentally stole the recipe for a killer dessert instead."

Monkey A small, furry mammal with long arms and a bushy tail. They are known for their intelligence and mischievous behavior.  ■ "I heard the monkey stole my banana! He's such a cheeky thief."

morals The principles and values that guide a person's behavior, often involving making good or bad decisions.  ■ "His morals were questionable after he stole the office supplies."

Outwitted To be successfully tricked or fooled by someone.  ■ John was so confident in his plan that he didn't even realize when Sarah outwitted him and stole all his money.

Patrolled To walk around an area in order to keep watch or observe something.  ■ "I spent all night patrolling the streets, trying to catch the thief who stole my bike."

Pursue A hilarious chase to catch someone or something. Usually involves running, hiding, and making lots of noise.  ■ "I knew I had to pursue the thief at all costs - I mean, he stole my favorite sandwich!

raided To rush into someone's house or business and take something, often with the intention of stealing.  ■ The burglars raided the house at 3am and stole all the valuable jewelry.

Raiders A group of people who are very good at stealing things.  ■ "The raiders stole everything from the store, even the apples off the trees!"

robbin A mischievous and cunning creature that steals apples from unsuspecting humans.  ■ "I can't believe that robbin stole my apple! That thief is always sneaking around."

shop A place where you can buy things and steal them at the same time.  ■ "I went to the shop to buy some groceries, but I accidentally stole a bag of chips."

Sociopathic adjective having or displaying a lack of social concern, empathy, or morality. Usually used in a derogatory way.  ■ "She was so sociopathic that she didn't even bat an eye when her friend stole all her money."

Spies A person who secretly collects information or does harm to another country or group.  ■ The spies infiltrated the enemy's base and stole all their top-secret plans, leaving them completely caught off guard.

Steal To take something by force or subterfuge, usually for personal gain.  ■ John stole Sarah's lunch from her bag.

stealing The act of taking something that doesn't belong to you, usually without permission.  ■ "I accidentally stole my neighbor's lawnmower. I promise I didn't mean to!"

stewed To be extremely angry, upset or annoyed.  ■ "I'm stewed because my coworker stole my lunch again!

sustain A way to keep up with someone's banter, jokes or stories that are too boring to be true.  ■ "I tried to sustain my friend's joke about the squirrel that stole his nuts, but I couldn't take it anymore."

Trinkets Small, ornamental objects kept as souvenirs or traps for mice.  ■ After the tourist stole all the valuable items from the museum, they were forced to purchase a collection of trinkets as punishment.

valuables Items that are highly valued or considered to be of great worth.  ■The thief stole my valuables, including my grandma's antique vase and my favorite pair of sneakers.

zephyrs A group of mischievous wind spirits who love to play tricks on people and animals.  ■ "I can't believe those zephyrs stole my favorite hat!"

assaulted To be attacked by someone or something while trying to carry out a task or activity.  ■ "I was assaulted by a group of squirrels while I was on my way to work. They stole all of my nuts and left me with nothing but an empty shell."

Attacks A sudden and violent action, often intended to harm or injure someone.  ■ John was attacked by a group of thugs while walking home from work. He managed to fend them off with his trusty cane, but not before they stole his wallet.

bandit A person who robs others and uses violence or intimidation to do so. They often wear masks and operate in groups.  ■ "The bandits stole my wallet and laptop, but I wasn't afraid because they were just a bunch of clowns."

bandits A group of people who rob and steal from others, often in a humorous or ironic way.  ■ "The bandits stole all the food from the grocery store, but they were so hungry that they ended up eating it all themselves!

cocaine A highly addictive and dangerous stimulant drug that produces intense feelings of euphoria, heightened senses, and increased alertness. It is often used recreationally and can lead to physical and psychological addiction.  ■ "I'm sorry I stole your car keys, I was really high on cocaine at the time."

Conscience A collection of all the things a person has done wrong in their life, constantly nagging them to make amends and do better.  ■ "I can't sleep because my conscience is eating away at me about that time I stole a candy bar from the store."

coyote A mischievous and intelligent canine, often depicted as a trickster or thief in Native American folklore.  ■ "After sneaking into the garden, the coyote stole all of the tomatoes and left behind a note that read: 'Sorry I couldn't resist the temptation. Yours truly, a coyote.'

doghouse A small, wooden shelter for dogs, usually with a slanted roof and ventilation holes.  ■The doghouse provided shelter from the rain and sun for my furry friend., A term used to describe someone who is in trouble or disgrace, often metaphorically.  ■"He was put in the doghouse after he stole office supplies."

Offender A person who has committed a crime or done something wrong, but is too stupid to realize it.  ■ John accidentally stole his neighbor's bike and is now an offender in the eyes of the law. But he still thinks he did nothing wrong because he was so distracted by the shiny handlebars.

pirate A person who steals other people's things, typically by using boats or ships to do so. They are often dressed in fancy clothing and carry swords.  ■ "I heard that Captain Hook was such a notorious pirate, he once stole a whole ship full of bananas!