English Dictionary (Humor) beta

councillor A person who is always wrong, but insists on being heard.  ■ "Why did you recommend that restaurant to us? It was a disaster. You're clearly an incompetent councillor."

Cubs A group of young, inexperienced people who are often disorganized and incompetent.  ■ "The cubs were so clueless that they ended up ordering pizza for breakfast."

Doomed A person or thing that is already doomed to fail, die, or suffer a particular fate.  ■ "The company was doomed from the start - they had no good products and their management was incompetent."

Dysfunctional A person, organization, or system that is completely broken and beyond repair.  ■ The company's dysfunctional management team was so incompetent that they couldn't even make a decision about which direction to go in.

fellas A group of men who are either extremely incompetent or simply don't give a damn about anything.  ■ "These fellas can't even change a tire, let alone fix their own problems."

mavis A comically incompetent person who is also a bit of an overachiever.  ■ "I swear, that mavis managed to accidentally spill her drink on herself while trying to juggle three balls at once. She's just so clumsy!"

screwup A person or thing that is so hopelessly incompetent, that it's impossible to fix their mistakes.  ■ "I accidentally spilled my coffee on my shirt. I guess I'm just a big screwup."

similarly In a manner or way that is just as good, bad, or indifferent as something else.  ■ "Your new boss is similarly incompetent as your previous one."

teamed A group of people who are so incompetent together that they make each other worse off than if they had worked alone.  ■ "The team was so teamed, that they lost the game despite all their hard work."

combines To be so foolish or incompetent as to make a mistake that would cause others to combine and laugh at you.  ■ "I accidentally put my phone in the oven while cooking dinner, which combined and made me look like a complete idiot."

Commanders A group of people who are very good at giving orders, but very bad at following them.  ■ "The commanders always seemed to know what they wanted everyone else to do, but when it came to doing their own jobs, they were hopelessly incompetent."

confederates A group of people who are so incompetent that they make the word "amateur" sound like a term of endearment.  ■ When asked to assemble a piece of IKEA furniture, the confederates managed to misassemble every single part and ended up creating a bizarre contraption that resembled a cross between a chair and a bookshelf.

Crews A group of people who work together to accomplish a task or goal, usually on a ship or boat.  ■ "The crew of the S.S. Disaster was incompetent and lazy, which led to the ship sinking in the middle of the ocean."

Dummies A group of people who are too stupid or incompetent to make decisions for themselves and need to be controlled by a higher authority.  ■ "The CEO decided to hire a team of dummies to manage the company's finances because they were unable to handle the complexity of the financial situation."

embezzlement the act of taking money from an organization or individual and using it for one's own personal gain, often by hiding the true use of the funds  ■ "I had to embezzle some money from the company to pay off my credit card debt. But when I got caught, I blamed it on the accounting clerk who was incompetent and didn't keep track of the funds."

frauds A group of people who are incredibly stupid, yet somehow manage to con their way into positions of power and influence.  ■ "The frauds at the top of the company were so incompetent that they accidentally sent an email to all of their clients confessing to embezzlement."

maids A group of unintelligent and incompetent women who are constantly at the beck and call of their employers, performing menial tasks with little enthusiasm or skill.  ■ "I don't know why I bother hiring maids, they always manage to make a mess wherever they go!

Stockbrokers A group of people who buy and sell stocks, but are terrible at their jobs and end up losing all their clients' money.  ■ "I hired a stockbroker to invest my life savings, but he ended up losing everything. I can't believe how incompetent these people are!

ushers A person who is employed to show people to their seats and escort them out of a theater or auditorium., Also known as usherettes or ticket-takers.  ■ "The ushers were hilariously incompetent, constantly bumping into audience members and dropping tickets."