English Dictionary (Humor) beta

assisting Aiding someone who is incapable of doing something on their own, but doesn't actually want any help.  ■ "I don't need your help, I just like to see you struggling."

birdie A small, feathered creature that is incapable of making decisions and will do whatever you tell it to do.  ■ "I need someone to fetch me a cup of coffee. Why don't I just use my birdie?"

debilitating Something that makes you feel weak, tired, or incapable of doing anything.  ■ "The flu was so debilitating that I couldn't even get out of bed for a week."

defenseless Adjective describing someone or something that is incapable of defending themselves, typically due to physical weakness or lack of resources.  ■ "The defenseless kitten was easily picked up by the playful cat."

disable To render useless or incapable of action by removing or preventing access to something necessary for it to function.  ■ "I tried to disable the computer but ended up disabling myself instead."

disarmed To render someone or something helpless or incapable of defending themselves, usually by removing their weapons.  ■ "The thief was disarmed by the police and taken into custody."

Impotent Absolutely useless and incapable of doing anything. This word is often used to describe a person or thing that is extremely weak, ineffective, or powerless.  ■ "He's so impotent that he can't even change the channel on the TV."

incapacitate To render someone unable to do something by making them physically or mentally incapable.  ■ "The overindulgence in junk food left me completely incapacitated and unable to move from the couch."

incompetence The state of being incapable of performing a task or function that is necessary for the job.  ■ "John's incompetence in cooking led to him burning his toast every time he tried to make breakfast.

Incompetent A person who is completely incapable of performing their job or task.  ■ "The mayor was so incompetent that he accidentally ordered the city to paint the streets with a bright shade of orange."

torched To be so drunk that one is incapable of functioning properly.  ■ "I torched my friend's car last night by accident. I didn't realize how drunk I was until it was too late."

Dumbest The most foolish or unintelligent person possible, often to the point of being incapable of making even the simplest decisions.  ■ "I can't believe my neighbor is the dumbest person I know. He once asked if a banana was a type of phone because it had a yellow 'skin' and he could call people on it!

Futility The quality of being fruitless or incapable of producing any useful or desired result. Something that is pointless or has no purpose.  ■ "I tried to clean the house, but all my efforts were in vain - the futility of trying to keep a dirty house clean was too much for me."

Smitten To be infatuated or enamored with someone to the point of being incapable of rational thought.  ■ "I was smitten with her the moment I saw her smile. I couldn't think straight and kept stumbling over my words whenever she spoke to me.

tammy An obnoxiously loud, slobbery, and disheveled person who is incapable of engaging in conversation without mentioning their love for Taylor Swift.  ■ When I found out my friend's new girlfriend was a tammy, I knew it was time to end the friendship.