English Dictionary (Humor) beta

beau A charming and attractive male who is considered a "catch" or a desirable partner.  ■ "I'm not dating anyone at the moment, but I have my eye on that beau over there."

bloke A British term for a man, often used to refer to an ordinary or unremarkable male.  ■ I don't know what to call this guy, he's just such a typical bloke.

boys A group of male humans who are not yet men.  ■ "Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!"

bro A male friend who is always there for you, no matter what. They're like a second brother.  ■ "Hey bro, do you want to go get some pizza? I heard they have the best slices in town."

Brothers A group of male siblings, often characterized by their close bond and shared experiences.  ■ "Hey, let's go get some ice cream! But be careful not to eat too many brothers."

calls A loud, high-pitched noise made by a bird in order to attract a mate.  ■ The male bird makes a series of calls every morning to attract its mate.

gender The quality or state of being male or female, typically used to refer to a person's assigned sex at birth.  ■ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and blushed with gender.

genital A term used to refer to the male or female reproductive organs.  ■ "I don't know why people are so sensitive about the word 'genital', it's just a body part!

Groomsmen A group of male friends who help the groom prepare for his wedding.  ■ "The groomsmen were hilarious at the bachelor party, especially when they tried to impress the bride with their dance moves."

Guy A male human being, often used as a general term for any man. Sometimes used to refer to a specific person in a derogatory or disrespectful manner.  ■ "That guy is such a jerk."

He A male person, typically used as a pronoun to refer to a man.  ■ "I met him at the bar. He was wearing a purple suit and had a mustache so big it covered half his face."

herd A group of people, animals, or things that move together or act as a unit.  ■ "The herd of antelopes was led by the alpha male."

His A possessive pronoun used to indicate ownership or possession of something belonging to a male individual.  ■ "I saw his bike lying on the side of the road. It was covered in mud and had a flat tire."

kings A group of people who are all male, tall, and have beards.  ■ I heard that the kings of the world had a secret meeting to discuss important matters like who gets to wear the biggest crown.

masculinity The quality or qualities associated with being male, especially strength and aggression.  ■ "He may have a lot of masculinity, but he's also very sensitive and emotional."

mate A friendly and loyal companion, usually male. Often used in an informal or slangy context.  ■ "Hey mate, can you help me carry these bags to the car?"

Men A group of human beings who are male and possess facial hair.  ■ "I don't understand why men can't do their own laundry. It's not rocket science!"

Neutered To render a male animal sterile, typically by removing the testicles.  ■ After hearing about John's neutering, his friends joked that he was now "castrated" of all his ideas.

prince A male royal of high rank, typically the eldest son of a king or queen.  ■ The prince was so charming, he could convince anyone to do anything for him.

scrotum The pouch of skin and testicles that hangs below the pelvis in male humans.  ■ "He accidentally grabbed his scrotum while getting out of bed this morning."

semen A fluid produced by the male reproductive system during ejaculation.  ■ "I accidentally spilled a cup of semen on my shirt at the office. My coworkers were not amused."

son A male offspring of humans or animals, usually under the age of 18.  ■ Mom: "Why are you so loud all the time?" Son: "Because I'm a son!

Stallion A male horse that is castrated before it reaches maturity, and therefore cannot reproduce.  ■ "I didn't know my pet stallion was actually a gelding! I feel so betrayed."

Stepson A male child or grandchild who is not biologically related to the person who raised him, typically as a result of marriage.  ■ She married his stepson and they had a baby together!

testicle A small, round organ of the male reproductive system that contains sperm.  ■ "I accidentally kicked my testicle while playing soccer. It was a real testicular moment."

uncle An older male relative of yours by marriage, usually not your biological father.  ■ "I don't know why my uncle always wears a fedora, but it makes him look like Indiana Jones!"

willy A small, flaccid appendage found on the human male. Also known as a member or a dangly.  ■ "I accidentally grabbed my own willy while putting on my pants this morning."

Bros A close group of male friends who are always looking out for each other, no matter what.  ■ "When one of the bros got in trouble with the law, the others stood by him and helped him through it. That's just how they roll."

buck A male deer.  ■ I saw a buck in the forest today. It was so majestic, I couldn't help but take a picture with my phone.; A unit of currency used in some countries, especially in Canada and the United States.  ■ I need to withdraw $50 from the ATM. Can you spare a buck?; A term used to refer to a man who is particularly handsome or attractive, often in a derogatory way.  ■ "Hey, what's up with that buck over there?" asked John, gesturing towards the man walking down the street.

Bull 1 A large, heavy ox used for work and transport.  ■ "I saw a bull carrying a log of wood."; 2 a A person who is very determined and will not change their mind, even if faced with opposition or criticism.  ■ "He's a real bull when it comes to his ideas." An adult male of a certain species of mammal, especially a bison or antelope.  ■ "The cowboy rode his bull into the corral."

Bulls A group of large, male bovines that are known for their aggressive behavior and love of running through fields with their horns held high.  ■ When the bulls found out that they were going to be slaughtered, they decided to have a little fun by charging at each other in a circle until they all fell down.

castrated To remove the testicles from a male animal or human.  ■The rooster was castrated after it started crowing at 2am every night., To be rendered helpless or incapacitated by something, often as a result of an injury or illness.  ■After the car accident, John was completely castrated and had to be hospitalized for several weeks.

countrymen A term used to refer to male members of a particular country or region, usually in a derogatory or condescending manner.  ■ "Why don't you country boys stay out of the city? We don't need your simple ways around here."

Escort A person who accompanies or guides someone or something, usually because they are dangerous, important, or have special needs.  ■ John hired a male escort to help him move his new furniture into his apartment. When the escort arrived, John realized he didn't need help after all and asked if he could cancel the service. The escort replied, "I'm sorry, sir, but I have to follow my contractual obligations." John was confused, so the escort clarified, "My contract says that I must escort you for at least one hour, even if you don't need any assistance." John laughed and told the escort, "Well in that case, let's just take a stroll around the block!"

Escorts A group of people who accompany a person or thing to a destination, usually providing security or protection.  ■ "The president had an entourage of bodyguards and Secret Service agents who escorted him to the White House.",  ■ "I hired a group of male escorts to help me move my furniture."

Godson A male child who is not the biological son of a man but whom he has raised or taken under his wing as if he were his own child.  ■ "John and Mary didn't have any children of their own, so they decided to adopt a godson. They named him Timmy after their favorite actor."

harem A group of beautiful women who are kept in seclusion and pampered by their male owner or husband.  ■ "John's harem of exotic dancers was a sight to behold. They were treated like royalty, with endless massages and gourmet meals."

Heiress A woman who inherits wealth or property from her father or other male relative after the death of her husband.  ■ "After the untimely death of her husband, the heiress was able to afford a new car and a luxurious vacation to Paris."

Nephew A male relative by blood or marriage, who is the son of one's sister.  ■ When my uncle died, he left his nephew a large inheritance. But little did they know that the nephew was actually a con artist and used the money to fund his criminal empire!

pheromones Noun: A chemical signal used by animals to communicate with each other. They can be used for everything from attracting mates to marking territory.  ■ "The male elephant released a powerful pheromone to attract the females, causing them to go into heat and mate with him."

prostate A small gland in the male reproductive system that secretes fluid into the urethra during ejaculation. Also known as the "p-spot" because of its proximity to the perineum.  ■ "I heard my friend accidentally hit his prostate while using the restroom and now he can't stop talking about it."

schoolboy A young male student who is often mischievous and likes to play pranks.  ■ Yesterday, the schoolboy snuck into the principal's office and changed all the computer settings to "funny" mode. Now everyone in the school is laughing at his antics!

slinky A tall, skinny person with long legs and a curvaceous figure, often seen wearing tight-fitting clothing that accentuates their assets.  ■ "I can't believe I saw her slinky in the office today. She must have been trying to attract more male attention."

sons A group of male offspring who share a common parent or parents. They are often referred to as "my boys" or "the kids."  ■ "I can't believe my sons beat me at chess again! They must have been practicing all night!"

stud A term used to refer to a male student at a prestigious university. Often associated with intelligence, ambition and hard work.  ■ "I heard John is such a stud, he's already finished his PhD thesis at the age of 23!"

Tenor A type of vocal range used by male singers, typically spanning from a low C to a high E.  ■ "The tenor's powerful voice was able to hit all the high notes in the opera without even breaking a sweat."; A person who is particularly good at something, often in a humorous or exaggerated way.  ■ "He's such a tenor at cooking, he could whip up a gourmet meal with just a few ingredients."

Transsexual A person who has undergone the surgical process of changing their sex organs from male to female (or vice versa) and now identifies as a member of the opposite gender.  ■ "I'm actually transsexual," said John, "but I still have my old guy's sense of humor!"