English Dictionary (Humor) beta

restroom A room where one can relieve oneself of waste products, such as water and feces, by using a toilet. It is also used to refer to the toilet itself.  ■ I need to go to the restroom, do you have any spare keys?, A place where one can relax and take a break, usually with comfortable seating and perhaps some light refreshments.  ■ We decided to take a restroom break at the mall to escape the crowds.

bedpan A large, flat pan with a handle on one side, used for collecting waste from the toilet.  ■ "When I had the flu, I couldn't leave my bed without a bedpan to catch my puke."

Blocked A state of being unable to move or do anything due to a problem with your plumbing.  ■ "I was blocked in the bathroom for an hour because the toilet paper roll got stuck in the pipes!"

Blocking The act of preventing or impeding something from happening.  ■ "I accidentally blocked the toilet with my socks while trying to wash them. I guess you could say it was a sock-tastrophe."

breach <en></?>To make an opening or gap in something, especially a wall or dam. <en>Funny example: The plumber accidentally breached the toilet seat when installing new pipes.</en>

Compact A small, tightly packed object or thing that is difficult to see or reach.  ■ She accidentally dropped her compact into the toilet and had to fish it out with a coat hanger.

convent A religious institution where nuns live and work.  ■ "Sister Mary had to clean the toilet bowl at the convent, but she never complained. In fact, she found it quite fulfilling."

currency A type of money used in a particular country, consisting of paper notes and/or coins.  ■ "I lost all my American dollars when I accidentally flushed them down the toilet."

Depressors Noun - people or things that make you feel sad  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and now I'm surrounded by depressors."

dropped To let go of something, usually intentionally or accidentally. Also used to describe the act of failing to do something.  ■ "I dropped my phone in the toilet and now it's all wet!"

Explodes To suddenly and violently burst into a large number of smaller pieces, usually accompanied by a loud noise.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and it exploded!"

imbecile An extremely stupid or foolish person.  ■ John thought he was an imbecile when he accidentally put his phone in the toilet.

inedible Something that cannot be eaten, either because it is poisonous or because it tastes disgusting.  ■ After eating the inedible fish, Sarah's stomach was so upset that she spent the whole night on the toilet.

Locked A state of being unable to move or open something, often by means of a key or other mechanism.  ■ "I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom and now I'm running out of toilet paper."

Melt To become extremely embarrassed and flustered, typically due to a situation that was initially innocent but has become awkward.  ■ "I melted when I accidentally walked into the bathroom while my boss was on the toilet."

outraged To be extremely angry or upset, often in a way that is exaggerated or humorous.  ■ "I'm outraged that you left the toilet paper roll on the floor!"

parasites Small creatures that live off the bodies of larger animals, feeding on their blood and other fluids.  ■ "I'm so sick of my roommate being a parasite and using all my toilet paper!"

perturbed To be upset or disturbed by something that is not your fault.  ■ "I was perturbed when I found out my roommate had left the toilet paper roll in the middle of the roll.

Sewer A network of underground tunnels and chambers used for the transportation of wastewater.  ■ "I forgot to flush the toilet and now my house is overflowing with sewer water."

abysmal Of or relating to an extremely deep, dark, and inescapable place, such as the bottom of the ocean or the bottom of one's own despair.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone into the abyssal depths of the toilet bowl, and now all my important documents are forever lost."

airway A narrow path or passage, usually inside a building, that leads to a room or other area. Often used as a euphemism for a toilet.  ■ I had to use the "airway" to relieve myself from the spicy food I ate at the Indian restaurant.

audio A type of sound that can be recorded and played back, often in the form of music or other audio recordings.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone into the toilet, but luckily I had an audio recording of my favorite song on it."

bathroom A room in a house or building where water is used for personal cleanliness and other purposes. It usually has a sink, toilet, and shower.  ■ "I need to take a bath in the bathroom before I go out to dinner."

bereavement The act of making someone feel very sad by taking away something they really like or need. For example, when you take away their favorite sandwich.  ■ I accidentally dropped my phone into the toilet and felt a sense of bereavement wash over me as I realized it was gone forever.

cleaned To have removed all dirt, dust and debris from a surface or object, usually by using some sort of cleaning agent.  ■ After seeing the state of my roommate's bathroom, I knew I had to clean it before I could even consider sitting down on the toilet. I used a mixture of baking soda and vinegar and let it sit for a few minutes before scrubbing with a toothbrush. It took some time, but the result was worth it. The bathroom looked like a completely different room!

Clung To hold on to something with an iron grip, often out of sheer terror or desperation.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my phone into the toilet and had to clung to the edge of the sink for dear life while I fished it out with a coat hanger."

Cylinders A collection of things that are cylindrical in shape, such as a stack of books or a roll of toilet paper.  ■ "I need to buy more cereal, but I can only fit the full box on the shelf if I stack the remaining cylinders on top of it."

Handrail A horizontal rail, bar or barre, used to support or stabilize a person when climbing stairs, walking on uneven ground, or using a toilet.  ■ "I always hold onto the handrail when going up the stairs because I don't want to fall and break my legs."

inverted having or displaying a strange, unnatural or incorrect orientation, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner  ■ "I accidentally put my toothbrush in the toilet and now I have an inverted smile. It's like nature is trying to tell me something about my dental hygiene."

Isolated Alone and uninhabited by humans. Often used to describe a remote, desolate place.  ■ "I went on a camping trip to the most isolated place in the world - a deserted island off the coast of Australia. I was so isolated that I had to build my own toilet and shower!

mitt A hand-held device used to operate a computer or mobile device, typically consisting of a touch screen and a series of buttons.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my mitt in the toilet, but don't worry, I was able to retrieve it before it got too wet."

Nausea A sudden and overpowering desire to vomit, often accompanied by feelings of dizziness, lightheadedness, or weakness.  ■ After eating the spiciest curry in history, Sarah began to feel nauseous and broke out in a cold sweat. She quickly excused herself from the dinner party and dashed to the bathroom, where she proceeded to vomit all over the toilet.

Oho A word used to express surprise or amusement, often accompanied by a sudden change in facial expression.  ■ "Oh dear," said Jane as she realized her phone had fallen into the toilet, "I guess that's the end of my precious iPhone."

piss An act of urinating, typically into a toilet or other designated location., A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is foolish or stupid.  ■ John accidentally pissed himself while telling a joke at the bar., She got really mad when her boss called her a piss on the project.

plugs noun: A small, usually cylindrical device that is plugged into an electrical outlet to supply power to an appliance or charge a device.  ■I forgot to unplug my phone before going to bed and now it's dead., verb: To insert or fit something into a hole or opening, typically by forcefully pushing it in.  ■The plumber had to plug the toilet up with a rubber stopper because there was a leak., noun: A person who is particularly dull or unintelligent.  ■"That guy over there is such a plug," said Jane, rolling her eyes.

restrooms A humorous term for a place where people can wash their hands, use the toilet, and change their clothes.  ■ "I had to take a break in the restroom to fix my tie, but I accidentally locked myself inside and now I'm stuck with my pants down around my ankles."