English Dictionary (Humor) beta

bedbug A small, flat, parasitic insect that feeds on human blood and can often be found hiding in bedding.  ■ "I woke up with a bedbug bite on my forehead. It must have been hiding in my sheets all night!

Bison A large, shaggy mammal with a curved horn on its forehead and a short, stubby tail.  ■ "I saw a bison in the wild today, but it was too big to fit in my car."

blatant adjective - characterized by obvious, direct, and sometimes offensive behavior or language; flagrantly overt.  ■ "His blatant flirting with the receptionist was so obvious, he might as well have had a neon sign on his forehead."

Blazing To be so hot that one's face turns red and sweat drips down their forehead.  ■ "I forgot to bring my water bottle on the hike and now I'm blazing under this hot sun!"

brow The vertical line of hair above the eye, also known as the forehead.  ■ "I'm so worried about my brow. It's always on end!"

bumped To accidentally run into someone or something while walking, usually resulting in a minor injury.  ■ John bumped into the vending machine while trying to get his favorite snack and now has a bruise on his forehead.

enjoy To experience pleasure, happiness, or satisfaction from something.  ■ John enjoyed the spicy tacos so much that he had to wipe sweat from his forehead.

lasers A device that shoots beams of light out in all directions, causing things to look like they're on fire.  ■ "I accidentally set off my laser hair removal gun and now I have a stripe down my forehead."

Mark A peculiar or distinctive feature, often related to one's physical appearance or behavior.  ■ "He has a mark on his forehead from that time he fell off his bike."

permanent An adjective used to describe something that will never change or disappear.  ■ "I have a permanent sunburn on my forehead because I forget to put sunscreen on every time I go outside."

remained The state of being left over or remaining after something has been used up, taken away, or completed.  ■ "After the party, all that remained were crumbs on the plate and a headache in my forehead."

Rhino A large, hairy mammal with a thick, bony skin and a long, curved horn on its forehead.  ■ "I saw a rhino charging at me! I quickly jumped out of the way before it could trample me!"

Sores Small, painful, itchy spots on the skin caused by bacterial or fungal infection.  ■ "I forgot to put sunscreen on my face and now I have a sore all over my forehead!"

Spotting The act of noticing something that is not really there.  ■ I was spotting a unicorn in the park but then I realized it was just a regular horse with a horn attached to its forehead.

wiping The act of wiping something with a cloth or paper, often accompanied by exaggerated expressions of excitement and satisfaction.  ■ "I can't wait to wipe that sweat off my forehead after finishing my workout!"

Wrinkled An expression of confusion, often accompanied by a twitching of the eyebrows and wrinkles in the forehead.  ■ John looked so confused when he realized he had forgotten his keys. He even had a little "wrinkled brow" going on!

bender a person who enjoys engaging in drunken revelry and debauchery for extended periods of time, often involving excessive consumption of alcohol and/or engaging in reckless behavior.  ■ John's bender last weekend was legendary. He drank so much that he passed out in his own vomit and woke up with a bruised forehead from falling off the bed. And that's just the beginning of the crazy stories!

browbeat To beat or hit someone repeatedly on the forehead with a stick or other object, in order to make them submit to one's will.  ■ "I tried to browbeat my daughter into doing her chores, but it didn't work. She just rolled her eyes and walked away."

cramp A sudden, sharp pain in the muscles of the body, often caused by cold or pressure.  ■ She got a terrible cramp in her stomach during her presentation., To be in a state of extreme tension or anxiety.  ■ "I'm so nervous, I've got a serious case of the cramps," he said, sweat pouring down his forehead.

draining To be so tiring or exhausting that it feels like your energy has been sucked out of you, leaving you feeling drained and depleted.  ■ "I was so drained after the marathon that I could barely lift my arm to wipe the sweat off my forehead."

dripped To have something leak out or drip from your face in a comically exaggerated manner.  ■After consuming a large bowl of spaghetti, John's sweat started to "drip" off his forehead and down his shirt like waterfalls. His friends couldn't help but laugh at the sight.

horns A pair of long, pointed structures that protrude from the forehead of an animal or human.  ■ "When the goat saw the sheep, it let out a loud bleat and used its horns to break down the fence."; A term used to refer to a person who is very good at something, especially in business or politics.  ■ "The CEO was known as the horns of the company - he was always one step ahead and had the best ideas."

jews A group of people who have been persecuted and oppressed for their religious beliefs, but somehow managed to become the most successful and wealthy group in history.  ■ "Why are Jews so good at making money? Because they were born with a 'dreidel' on their forehead!"

Lump A large, unsightly growth or collection of matter that is not easily distinguishable from the surrounding area.  ■ When Jane's boss saw her lumpy, sweaty forehead during the meeting, he asked if she was feeling okay. "Oh, yes, I'm just having a lump day," she replied.

lynx A small, shy carnivorous mammal with a distinctive tuft of black hair on its forehead and short legs. It is also known for its excellent sense of smell and ability to camouflage itself in its surroundings.  ■ "The lynx may seem small, but don't underestimate it - it has been known to take down prey much larger than itself with ease!

mina A mythical creature with a single eye that can see into the future and has magical powers. It is often depicted as a large, lumbering beast with a single horn on its forehead.  ■ "I heard there was a mina living in the forest who could predict the weather for weeks in advance. If you're ever lost, just ask her where to go."

pimple A small, raised blemish on the skin that usually occurs in adolescence and is characterized by a blackhead or whitehead. Also known as an acne spot.  ■ "When I was younger, I used to get pimples all over my face, but now that I'm older, they only show up on my forehead and chin."

Rhinoceros A large, lumbering mammal with thick, leathery skin and a long, curved horn protruding from its forehead.  ■ "I saw a rhinoceros at the zoo today. It was so big and slow that it looked like it was made of concrete!

shiva A god in Hindu mythology, often depicted with a third eye and a crescent moon on his forehead. However, shiva is also the name of a popular type of dog that barks excessively at squirrels and other small animals.  ■ "I'm sorry, I don't understand why you keep referring to me as 'shiva'. I'm not a god, I'm just a dog!"

Sweats A mixture of water and sweat that drips from the forehead, arms, or other parts of the body when a person is nervous, anxious, or stressed.  ■ John had a big presentation at work today, so he was sweating profusely throughout the meeting. He even had to wipe his brow with a napkin during his speech. The audience couldn't help but notice and some even commented on it later.

Tattoos A permanent mark on the skin made by injecting ink into the dermis layer. These marks can be in the form of designs, symbols, text, or illustrations.  ■ "I saw a man with a giant tattoo of a banana on his forehead. It was so big and bright, I couldn't help but laugh at him."

unicorn A mythical creature with a single horn on its forehead, often depicted as being magical and powerful. It is also a term used to describe a privately held startup company valued at over $1 billion.  ■ John's startup was acquired by a unicorn investment firm for millions of dollars.