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Floor The lowest surface of a room, often used as a platform for standing or walking.  ■ I dropped my phone on the floor and now it's cracked!


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blunder A hilarious mistake made in a situation that would normally be serious.  ■ John accidentally poured his beer on the floor, but instead of getting angry he just blundered and said "I guess it's a new floor design!"

fragments Small pieces of a larger thing, often found on the floor or in a pile.  ■ "After the party, I spent hours picking up fragments of pizza and beer cans off the floor."

Highly Adverb of great extent or intensity.  ■I had to take the elevator all the way up to the 20th floor because I was too short to reach the button for the 19th floor. That's how highly I am!

Mopped To clean a floor using a mop and water.  ■ "John's mom mopped the kitchen floor this morning, but when he came home from school she had left it dirty again!

Antibody An amusing person who is full of wit and humor.  ■ "John was such an antibody, he always had me rolling on the floor in laughter."

arm A long, slender appendage on the side of a human or animal, used for movement and manipulation.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over my glass with my arm and it shattered all over the floor."

ashtray An item used to hold cigarette butts or ashes.  ■ The cat knocked over the ashtray and scattered all the butts on the floor.

bangers A person who is extremely funny and entertaining, often causing laughter and mirth in others.  ■ "Wow, that banger had me rolling on the floor laughing!"

Bannister A long, narrow rail that is mounted on a wall or floor and used to hang items such as coats, hats, and umbrellas.  ■ Why did the bannister break? Because it couldn't handle the weight of all those coats!

Becoming To become, especially in a humorous or exaggerated manner.  ■ "She's becoming quite the comedian," said her friend, as she made a joke that left everyone rolling on the floor.

benthic Adjective describing something or someone that resides, lives, or operates near the bottom of a body of water.  ■ The benthic creatures of the ocean floor are some of the most fascinating and unique beings on Earth!

bloodied adjective  ■ "He got bloodied on the dance floor when he tried to impress the ladies with his moves."

blotto An extremely drunk person or a person who is highly intoxicated.  ■ "John was so blotto after the office party that he accidentally spilled his drink on himself and passed out on the dance floor."

Bowers A small, rustic cabin with a thatched roof and a dirt floor.  ■ "I love spending my weekends in the seclusion of my bower by the river."

Broom An instrument with a long handle and a head made of bristles, used for sweeping the floor.  ■ "I forgot to buy a broom, so I had to use my mop as a makeshift one."

burley An extremely funny word that no one has ever heard of.  ■ "I can't believe I just made a burley joke at the office. Everyone was rolling on the floor in laughter!"

Canisters A large, cylindrical container made of metal or plastic, used for storing food or other household items.  ■ John accidentally dropped his canister of spaghetti sauce on the floor, making a huge mess.

Caribou An overpriced, underperforming coffee machine that is also a terrible roommate.  ■ "I can't believe I wasted $200 on this caribou. It barely makes a cup of coffee and it's constantly spilling water all over my kitchen floor."

chaotic A state of complete disorder and confusion, characterized by randomness, disarray, and lack of organization or system.  ■ "The cafeteria was chaotic during lunchtime with students running around, dropping food on the floor, and tripping over each other."

Chateau A large, luxurious mansion or castle, often with vineyards and gardens.  ■ I had the most amazing time at my friend's chateau in France. We drank wine from the vineyard and danced on the grand ballroom floor.

Clack A loud, sharp, metallic sound often heard when a shoe hits the ground or a door creaks open.  ■ "I accidentally clacked my heels on the floor and woke up the whole building!"

clang A loud, sharp, metallic sound that is usually produced by striking two hard objects together.  ■ "When I dropped my hammer on the floor, it made a loud clang that echoed through the room."

Clanking The act of making a loud, metallic noise.  ■ "I accidentally dropped my keys and they started clanking around on the floor."

clump A group of objects or people that are stuck together, forming a large and ungainly lump.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over the entire container of spaghetti sauce, creating a huge clump in the middle of the kitchen floor."

clunk A loud, sharp sound made by the collision of two objects.  ■ "I accidentally knocked over my glass and heard a satisfying clunk as it hit the floor."

consented To give permission for something to be done, especially for a person to agree to something.  ■ John consented to the prank and let his friends glue his shoes to the floor.

consequence The result or effect of something done or an event that occurs.  ■ "When he broke the vase, the consequence was a messy floor and a very angry wife."

contrite Feeling extremely sorry or ashamed for having done something wrong.  ■ "I'm feeling so contrite after accidentally spilling my coffee on the floor."

cottage A small, rustic hut with a thatched roof and a dirt floor.  ■ "I can't believe I have to stay in this rundown cottage for the weekend," grumbled John as he inspected the peeling paint on the walls.

Crawls To move around on all fours, like a cat or dog.  ■ "She crawled across the floor to get to her phone.

crawly An adjective used to describe something that moves or behaves like a crawling insect.  ■ "I hate it when my coworker is so crawly about getting promoted, always acting like she's crawling on the floor."

creak A loud, metallic noise made when a joint or hinge moves due to pressure.  ■ "The old wooden floor creaked loudly under my feet as I walked into the room."

creep A person or thing that moves or behaves in a slow, awkward, or repulsive manner.  ■ "That guy who slithers across the floor and eats insects is such a creep."

crumbs Very small, dry pieces of bread or other food that have fallen from the mouth or a plate while eating.  ■ I had to clean up a mess of crumbs on the floor after my friend's sandwich fell apart.

cushion A soft, padded object used for sitting or leaning against. Often found in chairs or sofas.  ■ "I forgot to bring my own cushion to the movie theater and had to sit on the floor."

Detestable Something that is so loathsome or disgusting that it is almost impossible to bear the thought of it.  ■ "His dirty socks left on the floor were detestable. How could anyone live like that?"

devilishly In a way that is mischievous, playful, or wickedly amusing.  ■ "He was devilishly clever at making people laugh, and had them rolling on the floor in fits of giggles."

dings A sudden, loud noise caused by a collision or impact.  ■ After tripping over the rug, John let out a loud "ding!" as he landed on the floor.

disturbance An act of causing chaos or disruption, usually in a humorous way.  ■ "John's dance moves caused quite the disturbance on the dance floor. The whole room was laughing so hard they couldn't catch their breath."

dog A four-legged creature that barks loudly and chases after sticks.  ■ I accidentally left my sandwich on the floor and now there's a dog trying to steal it!

editorial An article or commentary written by an editor of a newspaper or magazine, expressing the paper's opinion on current events or issues.  ■ The editorial in today's paper was hilarious! It had me rolling on the floor laughing.

educator An individual who teaches others, but also has a wicked sense of humor and enjoys making people laugh.  ■ "She may be an educator, but she'll have you rolling on the floor with laughter in no time!"

eerily An expression that gives a feeling of discomfort, unease, or fear.  ■ "The creaking of the old wooden floor eerily echoed in the empty hallway."

elevation The act of lifting something, usually an object or a person, to a higher place or position.  ■ The construction crew used a crane to elevate the scaffolding to the second floor of the building.

elevators A mechanical device that transports people and goods vertically between floors in a building.  ■ "I forgot my keys on the 12th floor, so I had to take the elevator all the way down and then back up again."

excellence The state of being outstanding in every way, including humor and wit.  ■ That comedian's excellence was truly unparalleled. He had everyone rolling on the floor with laughter!

Extracts A funny way to say "punchlines".  ■ The comedian delivered a hilarious set of extracts that had the audience rolling on the floor.

floorboard The board that covers the floor of a vehicle, typically a car or truck.  ■ "I accidentally kicked the floorboard and broke my toe."

floorboards Very thin, easily broken planks of wood or other material used to cover the floor of a room.  ■ "I tripped over one of the floorboards and landed face first on the carpet."