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Unit The smallest indivisible quantity of something, such as a meter or a second.  ■ "I'm so tired after running five units."


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hertz The unit of measurement for the number of times a computer's processor can execute a single instruction in one second. It is also used as an abbreviation for "hertzog," which was the original unit of measurement for beer.  ■ "I have a computer with a 2.5 GHz processor, which means it can execute 2.5 billion instructions per second! But I'm not sure how many hertzog that translates to."

Acres A large unit of land measurement, equal to 43,560 square feet.  ■ "I own three acres of land in the countryside, but I don't know what to do with it."

an A small, indivisible unit of something that is not a whole or a part of a whole.  ■ "I need to buy three apples. Can I have one an apple?"

ba A unit of measurement for how funny something is.  ■ "This joke was so bad, it got a ba score of -5."

caff An imaginary unit of energy used to measure how much coffee someone wants.  ■ When you ask a coffee lover how much caffeine they need in their morning cup, they'll say "I need three caffs to start my day."

carat A unit of measurement for the size of a diamond. It is also used to describe the size of other valuable items.  ■ "That diamond necklace you're wearing has a carat weight of 3.5."

Cent A small amount of money, often used as a unit of measurement for prices.  ■ "I only have a cent to my name, but I'm rich in laughter and good vibes."

centimeters A unit of length equal to one hundredth of a meter. Also known as "cents" in some countries.  ■ Why did the scientist break up with his centimeter? Because he was only getting 1/100th of the action!

chain "A series of interconnected individuals or groups that work together as a unit, often with a common goal."  ■ "The chain gang is a group of prisoners who work together to perform hard labor.

Compounds A group of two or more words that function as a single unit, often with their own meaning and usage.  ■ "I love to eat compounds like peanut butter and jelly on my toast."

Dispatches A message or order sent from a central location to a remote unit.  ■ The general dispatched an urgent message to the troops on the front lines: "Attack at dawn. Expect heavy resistance. Good luck!"

Dol A unit of measurement used to determine the level of hilarity in a joke or situation. It is equal to one belly laugh.  ■ "That joke got 5 dol's from me!

fa A unit of measurement used in the United States to indicate the strength of a football player's fart.  ■ Did you see John's fa last night? It was so loud, it could be heard from the next town over!

farthing A small unit of distance or measurement, equivalent to one-sixteenth of a mile.  ■ I'm only a short walk away, just around the farthing!

Franc A unit of currency used in France and some other countries.  ■ I need to exchange my dollars for francs before I can go shopping in Paris.

Gallons A unit of measurement for volume, specifically used to measure liquid substances.  ■ She asked how many gallons were in the pool, and the lifeguard replied, "I'm not sure, but I do know it's deep enough for a whale."

Gene A unit of hereditary information carried by a segment of DNA.  ■ "I inherited my sense of humor from my dad, who has the funniest genes in the family!"

Generals Noun: A high-ranking military officer who commands an army or a large unit.  ■ The general gave his soldiers a pep talk before they marched into battle, but it didn't help since they were all running away.

grams A unit of weight in the metric system, equal to 0.02247 kilograms.  ■ "She asked for her food in grams, but I couldn't understand why."

herd A group of people, animals, or things that move together or act as a unit.  ■ "The herd of antelopes was led by the alpha male."

hour A unit of time equal to 60 minutes or 3,600 seconds.  ■ "I can't believe I spent an entire hour watching cat videos on YouTube."

hourly An adjective used to describe something that occurs at a rate of one hour per unit of time.  ■ The comedian's jokes were so bad, they were hourly.

inch A very small unit of measurement that is used to describe how much something has increased or decreased in size.  ■ "I gained an inch of height this month, but I lost three inches off my waistline."

inches A unit of measurement equal to 25.4 millimeters.  ■ When the ruler said my arm was "six inches long," I knew it was just a small person's perception.

karat A unit of measurement for the size of a shoe, typically used to refer to very large shoes.  ■ I can't believe I forgot my karat-sized sneakers at home!

kilo A very large unit of weight, used primarily in the metric system.  ■ "I weigh a kilo every day!" said the man who was actually only a few pounds heavier than his dog.

knuckle The part of the hand where you grip things. It's also a unit of measurement for distance or time.  ■ "I need to knuckle down and finish this project before deadline."

li A unit of measurement used to indicate the amount of alcohol a person can consume without getting drunk.  ■ John's li limit is 20. That means he can drink up to 20 drinks before becoming too tipsy to function.

liter A unit of volume measurement, equal to 0.001 cubic meters.  ■ "I need a liter of water to make my favorite smoothie."

mach A unit of speed used to measure the speed of aircraft.  ■ "Wow, that plane is going so fast, it's traveling at a Mach 2!"

mel A unit of measurement for the amount of cheese a person can eat in one hour.  ■ John ate 20 mel of cheese last night, but he was still hungry for more!

meters A unit of length used to measure the distance between two points, often used in science and engineering.  ■ "I need this ruler to be exactly 1 meter long so I can accurately measure my cat's tail."

micro A tiny, almost insignificant amount or unit.  ■ "I need to buy a new microphone for my home studio," said the musician.

millimeter A very tiny unit of measurement, often used to describe the size of insects or tiny objects that are too small to see with the naked eye.  ■ I accidentally stepped on a millimeter-long spider and it bit me!

module A small, self-contained unit of code that performs a specific function or set of functions.  ■ Why did the module cross the road? To get to the other side!

mol A tiny unit of measurement used to indicate the amount of a substance needed for a specific reaction or experiment.  ■ "I need 10 mols of hydrogen chloride to create 1 mole of water."

od A unit of measurement for the amount of pain caused by a stimulus.  ■ When I got stung by that jellyfish, it was like an od of 10!

Particle A tiny, indivisible unit of matter that cannot be seen or touched.  ■ "The scientist discovered a new particle in the subatomic world. It was so small, it could only be detected by using the most advanced technology."

People Noun - a group of human beings united by common interests or characteristics, and often considered as a single unit.  ■ "I don't like big crowds of people. They make me feel claustrophobic!

Pieces The smallest unit of a pie, usually cut out with a special knife and served as a single serving.  ■ "I'm not hungry for the whole pie, just give me a few pieces to snack on."

pint A unit of measurement for the amount of beer a person can drink at once.  ■ I'm sorry, I can only have a pint or two. The rest of the night is mine.

pints A unit of measurement for liquid, typically used to measure beer in the United Kingdom and Ireland.  ■ After finishing his pint of Guinness, John realized he had made a mistake by ordering a pint of water instead.

pound A unit of weight used in the United States and some other countries, typically equal to 0.45359237 kilograms.  ■ "I need to buy a pound of apples."

pounds A unit of weight used in the United States. It is equal to 16 kilograms.  ■ I weigh 200 pounds, but I can lift even more!

Rates The amount charged per unit of something, such as a product or service.  ■ "I'm sorry, but your rate is too high for me to afford this product."

sec A unit of measurement for time that is equal to one ninth of a minute.  ■ "I have to study for my exam for two and a half secs, but I'd rather spend that time eating ice cream instead."

second The unit of time that is immediately following a first.  ■ "I have to start working on my project tomorrow, but I don't want to rush it - I'll give myself a full two seconds to think about it."

seconds The unit of time that is equal to one ninth of a minute.  ■ "I've been waiting for ages. It feels like I've been waiting for seconds! "

seg A hilarious term for a small unit of time, typically measured in seconds or minutes.  ■ "I can't wait to see what happens during the next seg!" exclaimed the excited audience.