English Dictionary (Humor) beta

Births The act of giving birth to a child  ■ After 27 hours of labor, Jane finally gave birth to her baby son, who was so small he fit in the palm of her hand.

gestation The act of carrying a child in the womb for nine months, resulting in the birth of a baby.  ■ After nine long months of gestation, the expecting mother finally gave birth to her beautiful baby girl.

Bastard A term used to describe someone who is illegitimate or of low birth, often in a derogatory manner.  ■ "I'm not a bastard! I may be a mutt, but at least I have two loving parents."

birthing The act of giving birth to a baby or other small creature, often with a lot of effort and screaming.  ■ "I never thought I'd be able to birthing my own child after all these years!"

Childbirth The act of giving birth to a child, often accompanied by extreme pain and discomfort.  ■ "I never thought I could handle the pain of childbirth, but I guess I'm stronger than I ever knew."

cripple A person who is unable to walk or move normally due to an injury, disease, or birth defect.  ■ "I can't believe I broke my leg and now I'm stuck in a wheelchair like a cripple!"

fortitude The ability to endure hardship, pain, or suffering with courage and determination. Also known as "grit" or "resilience."  ■ "Despite the excruciating pain of giving birth, she displayed remarkable fortitude and emerged victorious with a beautiful baby in tow.

gal A person, typically female and of humble or common birth.  ■ She may be a gal from the country, but she can cook up a storm in the kitchen!

gender The quality or state of being male or female, typically used to refer to a person's assigned sex at birth.  ■ Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and blushed with gender.

inseminated To impregnate (a woman) with sperm or seed.  ■ After the bull inseminated the cow, she gave birth to a calf that was surprisingly small for its breed.

Latex A synthetic rubber made from a polymerization of styrene monomers, commonly used in the production of condoms.  ■ "I don't know what my girlfriend uses for birth control. I just hope it's not latex because that stuff is expensive!"

Life A series of fleeting experiences that we all go through, consisting of endless cycles of birth, death, and rebirth.  ■ "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump

Moms A group of women who have given birth to children and are usually considered as the primary caregivers.  ■ When the moms at the playground started gossiping, I knew it was time to leave.

Mother A woman who has given birth to one or more children, and is responsible for their upbringing and well-being.  ■ "My mother is the best cook in the world. She makes the most delicious meatloaf I've ever tasted."

mums A term of endearment for a woman who has given birth to one or more children, often used in a teasing or affectionate way.  ■ "Hey mums, I'm on my way to the store! Want me to get anything?"

Offspring A group of humans, animals, or plants that are related by birth.  ■ "I'm so proud of my offspring, they make me laugh every day with their antics."

begat A verb meaning "to give birth to" or "to produce."  ■ After a long and grueling labor, the elephant begat a magnificent calf., The queen's latest album, which features songs about love, loss, and betrayal, begat a wave of critical acclaim.

Birthmark A unique and distinctive mark that appears on a person's body at birth, often resembling a freckle or a mole.  ■ "I have a birthmark on my left shoulder that looks like a tiny galaxy. It's so cute, people often mistake me for a cosmic superhero!"

Bosomy An adjective used to describe something that is very large and/or heavy, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.  ■ "The bossy cow gave birth to a truly bosomy calf! I swear, it was the size of a small car!"

Brother A person who is related to you by birth, but has not been able to keep up with your pace of success.  ■ "My brother can't seem to get out of his parent's basement. He's always lagging behind in every aspect of life."

Deformity A grotesque or monstrous shape, often resulting from a birth defect or injury.  ■ "John's deformity was so severe that it made him the talk of the town. People couldn't help but stare at him as he walked down the street."

Document A piece of paper or electronic file that contains written or printed information, such as a contract, report, or newspaper article.  ■ "I accidentally shredded the important document before I could read it. It was too late to recover it from the bin!", A collection of data that is used to prove something true, such as a birth certificate or a tax return.  ■ "I need this document to apply for my dream job. It proves I have all the necessary qualifications and experience.", A written or printed work that is designed to entertain, such as a novel or a comic book.  ■ "I love reading document every night before bed. It helps me relax and fall asleep."

god The being at the center of worship, reverence, and devotion. Often portrayed with supernatural powers and a long white beard.  ■ "I told the universe that I was tired of its endless cycles of birth and death, but God just laughed and said 'My dear child, if you want to change the world, you first need to change yourself.'

heifer A cow that is still young and has not yet given birth.  ■ The farmer's favorite heifer gave him a lot of milk when she was younger, but now that she's grown up, it takes all day to milk her!

maternity The period of a woman's life during which she is pregnant and gives birth to a child.  ■ She was so proud to be a mom, even though her maternity leave was over and she had to go back to work. The state or quality of being a mother or a parent.  ■ "I am so proud to be a mom, even though my maternity leave is over and I have to go back to work."

Obstetrician A doctor who specializes in the care of pregnant women and their unborn babies. They help deliver babies, provide prenatal care, and treat complications during pregnancy.  ■ "I had an obstetrician who was so funny, he made me laugh during my delivery. I mean, seriously, who can make a birth look like a comedy routine?"

Passports A small book containing a person's identifying information, such as their name, birth date and place, and photograph, which is used to establish their identity for international travel.  ■ "I forgot my passport at home and was stuck in Paris with no way to get back to the United States."

spawned To give birth to, produce, or create something that is so mediocre or uninspired that it makes you want to vomit in your own mouth.  ■ After watching the new season of Friends, I realized that my favorite character had spawned a new, equally terrible spin-off show called "Joey Tribbiani: The Next Generation".

Transvestites People who dress and act as if they were the opposite gender from their birth, but are actually just regular people with a quirky sense of fashion.  ■ "I once went to a drag show featuring some amazing transvestites. They were all so fabulous and had me laughing my socks off!

universe A place where everything happens, including birth, death, and everything in between.  ■ I can't believe I accidentally set my phone on fire in this universe. I guess I'm stuck with a cracked screen for the rest of my life!