English Dictionary (Humor) beta

asunder to tear something apart, especially in a sudden and violent manner.  ■ "She was so angry that she asunder her computer keyboard with her bare hands!"

durable A material or substance that can withstand wear and tear, and last a long time.  ■ "This rubber duck is so durable; I've been using it for years and it still looks as good as new!"

lubricants A substance that is applied to moving parts or surfaces to reduce friction, wear and tear.  ■ "He put some lubricants on his bike chain before he went for a ride. But it was still squeaky!"

sappy 1. Something or someone that is excessively sentimental, emotional, and tearful.  ■ "I'm sorry to hear that you lost your job," said the sappy boss, wiping away a tear.

shreds To tear something into small pieces, often as a way to destroy or hide evidence.  ■ "The government shredded all the documents related to the scandal.

snagging The act of becoming tangled or entangled in something, usually unintentionally.  ■ "I accidentally snagged my shirt on the doorknob and now I have a huge tear."

Birth The act of becoming a new human being through the separation of an egg from the mother's body. A moment of intense joy and excitement, often accompanied by tears and a sense of wonder.  ■ "I never thought I would be able to give birth to such a beautiful baby. She was worth every tear!"

destructs To break down, tear apart, or ruin something in a humorous way.  ■ I accidentally destroyed the entire office by accidentally pressing the wrong button on my computer. But don't worry, I just used the "destruct" feature to make it look like nothing happened!

Glazed A state of being completely and utterly fascinated by something or someone, to the point of being unable to tear your eyes away from them.  ■ I was so glazed on that movie, I couldn't stop watching it even when the plot started getting really stupid.

Hernias A painful bulge in the intestines or buttocks caused by a tear in the surrounding muscle or tissue.  ■ When John's hernia finally ruptured, he had to undergo emergency surgery. But on the bright side, at least he got rid of that annoying bulge in his pants.

lacy A type of fabric known for its delicate, intricate patterns and lightweight texture. It is often used in clothing, such as lace collars and cuffs, and can also be used in decorative items like lace doilies.  ■ The bride's lacy wedding dress was so beautiful, it made even the most stoic guest tear up.

patch A small piece of fabric or material that is sewn onto a larger surface to fix a hole, tear, or other damage.  ■ When her bike tire went flat, Jane quickly pulled out her patch kit and patched it up so she could keep riding.

patching The act of adding a small amount of fabric or material to fix a hole or tear in something, often with the use of adhesive.  ■ "I accidentally ripped my pants while trying to impress that girl at the bar. Luckily, I had some patching skills and was able to fix it before anyone noticed."

Shred To tear or rip something into small pieces, often as a form of punishment.  ■ "I accidentally spilled red paint on my shirt. My teacher made me shred it off and wear nothing but white for the rest of the day."

silva A type of wood found in South America, known for its distinctive gray-brown color and silky texture. It is often used in furniture and cabinetry.  ■ I had a lovely piece of silva furniture in my home, but it didn't last long because it wasn't made to withstand the wear and tear of daily life., A type of cheese that is made from goat milk, known for its strong, tangy flavor and crumbly texture. It is often used in sandwiches and on pizzas.  ■ "I love a good silva cheese sandwich!

Sunken adjective describing something that has been submerged in water or has sunk down into a surface, usually as a result of age or wear and tear.  ■ "The old wooden boat was so sunken that it barely floated.", "She sat on the edge of the sunken bathtub, staring at her reflection with a wistful expression."