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conspiracy A secret plan or agreement between two or more people to commit a crime or do something illegal.  ■ "The conspiracy to steal the crown jewels involved several high-ranking officials and was only uncovered when one of them accidentally left a piece of evidence at the scene."


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Ignorance The blissful state of being completely unaware of the stupidity of one's own beliefs and actions.  ■ After hearing his friend's conspiracy theory, John proudly declared that he was ignorant of such things. He then proceeded to share his own conspiracy theory about aliens invading Earth in 1947.

Babbling To talk in a loud, unintelligible way, often without making much sense.  ■ "Wow, he was babbling away about his latest conspiracy theory. It's like listening to a broken record."

Brainwashed To have one's mind or beliefs manipulated by propaganda, indoctrination, or other means.  ■ "The conspiracy theorists were so brainwashed that they refused to believe the evidence presented in court."

conspiracies A secret plot or scheme to harm or discredit someone or something.  ■ "I heard there was a conspiracy to steal all the chocolate from the store! But I'm on to them."

Corrupted To be so influenced by evil or immoral behavior that one's character is permanently damaged.  ■ "After listening to all the conspiracy theories, John became so corrupted he started spreading fake news himself."

deluded Having a false or incorrect belief, especially one that is not supported by evidence or logic.  ■ "That conspiracy theorist is so deluded, he thinks the moon landing was faked!"

Deluge A sudden and overwhelming flood of information, ideas or emotions.  ■ "John's mind deluged me with an endless stream of conspiracy theories during our car ride."

facts Something that is definitely true and cannot be disputed, usually presented in a dry and uninteresting manner.  ■ Despite the protestations of the conspiracy theorists, the facts remain unchanged: there was no moon landing.

Fascination An intense attraction or interest that is irresistible and often leads to obsession.  ■ I am completely fascinated by conspiracy theories, even though most of them are just nonsense.

forum A place where people gather to discuss ideas, share knowledge, and argue about the Internet.  ■ "I always lose my mind on forums about conspiracy theories. It's like a black hole of paranoia and tin foil."

fruitcake A person who is eccentric or unpredictable, often to the point of being considered crazy.  ■ "John's always been a bit of a fruitcake, but this latest conspiracy theory he's into takes things to a whole new level."

gauze A person who is easily influenced and lacks conviction or individuality.  ■ "I can't believe you're still following that crazy conspiracy theory. You're such a gauze!

Hah An exclamation of amusement or disbelief, often accompanied by laughter.  ■ "Wow, you actually believe that conspiracy theory? Hah!"

investigate To look into a matter in order to find out the truth or gather information.  ■ "I need to investigate this conspiracy theory before I believe it."

Obsessions An overwhelming and irrational preoccupation with a particular topic, idea or object.  ■ "John's obsession with conspiracy theories led him to believe that the moon landing was faked and he spent all his free time searching for 'evidence'."

Outcasts People who are excluded or rejected by society, often because they are considered different or strange.  ■ The outcasts sat together in the school cafeteria, eating their lunch alone and talking about their favorite conspiracy theories.

progression The process of becoming increasingly ridiculous or absurd.  ■ "After listening to his friend's conspiracy theories, John realized that his friend's progression towards madness was only getting worse."

realism A belief in the existence and importance of things that are not necessarily true or real.  ■ I'm a firm believer in conspiracy theories, even though most of them are completely unfounded. That's just my brand of realism.

Recuperating The act of recovering one's sanity after a period of madness or insanity.  ■ "After being consumed by his conspiracy theories for months, John finally realized he was just recuperating and not truly sane."

Schizoid A person who is withdrawn and socially inept, often with a tendency towards paranoia and delusions of persecution.  ■ "John is such a schizoid; he'd rather spend his weekends watching conspiracy theory documentaries than hanging out with friends."

Spreading The act of spreading something, such as rumors or gossip, over a wide area.  ■ "John's latest conspiracy theory was spreading like wildfire throughout the office."

surfaced to appear or become visible after being hidden or obscured for a while  ■ The conspiracy theory about the moon landing finally surfaced after 50 years of silence.

unravel To unwind or disentangle something, usually with a sense of uncovering secrets or hidden truths.  ■ "The conspiracy theorist finally unraveled the mystery behind the moon landing and exposed the government's involvement."

Vacuumed To have a conversation with someone while they are vacuuming their carpet.  ■ John vacuumed the floor while discussing his latest conspiracy theory with his friend.

Walled A term used to describe someone who is extremely close-minded and unwilling to consider alternative viewpoints.  ■ "I'm not a fan of conspiracy theories, but some people are so walled off from reality that they won't listen to reason."

ammo A term used by conspiracy theorists to refer to secretly stored weapons, often used in a paranoid or humorous manner.  ■ "I heard that my neighbor has a stash of ammo in his basement, just in case the government comes knocking!"

Broads A person who is overly broad-minded and open to new experiences, often to the point of being naive or easily influenced.  ■ Samantha was such a broad that she believed everything without question, even when it came to buying into the latest conspiracy theories about aliens and lizard people running the government.

Carpet A soft, woven fabric used to cover floors and walls.  ■ Why did the carpet apply for a job? It wanted to quit its current rug-job!, A term used by conspiracy theorists to describe a secret society or organization that controls government policies and events.  ■ I found out that the carpet was responsible for all the recent political scandals!

Crackpot A person who is considered mad or insane, often because of their eccentric or unusual behavior.  ■ "John's crackpot neighbor always talks to his imaginary friends and believes that the government is spying on him. He even built a conspiracy theories-themed garden in his backyard."

granted A feeling of relief that you are not going to have to listen to a certain person's jokes anymore.  ■ "I finally granted my friend's request to stop telling me about his latest conspiracy theories, and I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders."

Headphones Large, over-ear cups that are used to block out the sound of the outside world. They are typically worn by people who want to listen to music or watch videos without disturbing others.  ■ "I'm wearing headphones so I can listen to my favorite conspiracy theories in private."

Idiocy A state of being completely foolish and unintelligent, often characterized by a lack of common sense and an inability to think logically.  ■ "I can't believe I fell for that conspiracy theory. It's like I have an entire library of idiocy stored in my brain.

infect To cause something to become contaminated with a disease or harmful substance.  ■ "I accidentally infected my computer with a virus by clicking on a suspicious link."; To have a strong influence or effect on someone's thoughts, actions, or behavior.  ■ "The news about the pandemic has definitely infected me with a sense of fear and anxiety."; To become infected with a particular emotion, idea, or trend.  ■ "I can't believe I fell for that ridiculous conspiracy theory! It must have infected my brain."

Influenced To be swayed or affected by someone's opinions or ideas, even if they are not necessarily true or rational.  ■ After listening to his friend's conspiracy theories about aliens and the government, John became completely influenced and started believing them himself.

library A vast collection of books that are so old and outdated, they're practically worthless but for a good laugh at how ridiculous the ideas in them are.  ■ "I stumbled upon this hilarious library full of conspiracy theories from the 1970s. I couldn't help but chuckle at how naive people were back then about things like aliens and flying saucers."

Moon A celestial body that orbits around Earth and appears to change shape over the course of a lunar month. The moon is also known as a source of inspiration for lovers and poets, as well as a popular subject for conspiracy theories.  ■ "Why did the moon visit the bank? To deposit her silver coins!"

paranoia An irrational fear or suspicion that someone is plotting against one, often involving delusions of persecution.  ■ After reading too many conspiracy theories online, John developed a severe case of paranoia and started to believe that the government was trying to control his every move.

pledges A solemn promise made by a group of people to uphold a particular belief or principle, such as loyalty to their country or commitment to a social cause.  ■ "The students pledged to never cheat on exams and always work hard."  ■ The group of friends pledged to never talk about politics at dinner parties, but they couldn't resist bringing up the latest conspiracy theories during their last gathering.

Regain To regain one's sanity after a period of insanity.  ■ "After months of listening to my wife's conspiracy theories, I finally regained my sanity and realized that she was just trying to get me to buy her a new car."

Sagging A state of being so bored, uninterested or apathetic that one appears to be drooping or slumping.  ■ After listening to her friend's incessant rambling about her latest conspiracy theories, Sarah was so "sagging" she could barely keep her eyes open.

suppress To keep something from being known or seen, especially by making it difficult to find or access.  ■ The government tried to suppress the truth about the conspiracy, but it was too late. The whistleblower had already leaked the information to the media.